Why does the literal ultimate food get such a bad rap?

Why does the literal ultimate food get such a bad rap?

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's lonely at the top.

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    People think you're a bawd if you suck 100 dicks a day, even if you tell them it's just because you need the cum to meet your macros. What do hard-boiled eggs have to do with this though?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Those are medium boiled eggs, homosexual.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Still irrelevant to OP's question.

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because it's relatively cheap, highly accessible to anyone, easy to prepare, and highly nutritious. And if your own land, raising chickens and getting your own eggs is not very difficult.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >tries to imply its due to conspiracy
      >is too stupid to realize people are just stupid

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      this guy gets it, the same reason they don't want us capable of critical thought

      there are a lot more eggs out there than just eggs, egg bros

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >instead of just raising the price of eggs, we should just try to convince the entire world eggs are bad

        • 3 months ago
          desibhai

          until gmo animals become commonplace and normies want superfood eggs only, eggs cannot increase in price for a long period of time.
          farmers always start raising more chickens to meet demand and end up crashing the market.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >corporations would rather spend time and money to convince the world eggs are bad so they could sell less
            >corporations dont want to benefit off people to try to sell more or raise prices
            Your conspiracy theorist can't even follow the blueprint to create a semi believable conspiracy

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          if you look back in history, the news seems to swing between saying eggs are the devil and eggs are the best

          remember, observation is the final arbiter of Big Egg

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >news seems to swing between saying eggs are the devil and eggs are the best
            >this doesn't mean people are moronic when it comes to nutrition
            >it means there is some conspiracy
            >its impossible for people to be moronic when it comes to health

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              well, for the most part people do believe that the government acts as a concerned mother hen looking after her errant chicks

              so when we're taught about the food pyramid, why would anyone suspect that it's nonsense? these things take time. it's not really fair to call people moronic when there's so much stacked against them

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >because people are stupid, this means the big egg corporations is trying to make less money off you by telling us eggs are bad for us
                >dont believe the government guys! buy more eggs, its good for you
                If there is any conspiracy to be made its that the big egg corporations have invaded fit to try to sell more eggs through reverse psychology.
                There I did it for you morons. Use this conspiracy and run with it

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          They do want you to think eggs, and all other nutritionally dense natural food, is bad. If it becomes expensive it will look valuable.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >corporations dont want to make money off you
            >they would rather sell less of it

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              They already have all the money. Now they're just fricking with you. Finding the world health organization and using it tell you that natural food will kill you. Hilarious.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                *funding
                It's funded by israelites. Charitable as they are.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >corporations are actually not greedy anymore
                >they don't want your money anymore

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >already having your money
                >wanting complete control of you too
                >wanting your total humiliation so as to elevate themselves further
                >not greedy
                Dance moron dance.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >the new conspiracy is that corporations are now trying to get you to dance rather than to take your money!
                >dance moron dance!

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                What part of they already have all the money don't you understand?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >doesnt realize he is dancing!
                >keeps responding

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                So you're trying to say that corporations are trying to make you "dance" by making us not buy their products? They want us to just stay at home as a way to make us dance?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >doesnt realize he is dancing!
                >keeps responding

                You sound crazier than the conspiracy theorist.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >keeps proceeding to dance
                >dance moron dance!

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Whoever “They” are

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Peanut butter is better.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >inflammatory goyslop chalk full of antinutrients is better than eggs
      Lol

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because they taste awful.

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >fixes your test levels
    >make your brain work better
    >heals your eyes
    >fixes your skin problems
    >anabolic effect
    >protects against a bunch of long term disease
    >costs next to nothing
    >tastes good with juts some salt
    egg supremacy

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I know people who can't eat eggs because they would get rashes.

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    i buy the cheapest eggs possible cuz i eat like 5+ a day but im also a poorgay in EU so no NA eggs here. do i still reap the good good from the eggs or should i just count them for what they are (macros)

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The best food is either liver or nutritional yeast, which are much more nutrient dense than eggs. The cholesterol in eggs (and liver) can be a problem for a relatively small number of people who have a genetic impairment in clearing cholesterol from the blood.

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    They gave me cholesterol of 230

    t. 6 eggs eater daily

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I wonder why

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    IST was so much better when it wasn't full of /misc/tards.

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >get fertilized eggs for free off the internet
    >makes more hens

    Unlimited food hack

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    because Americans are like:
    >breakfast: 2 egg mcmuffins with hashbrowns and a coffee (3 sugars)
    >10 am snack: kellog corn crisp honey cereal bar with high fructose corn syrup
    >lunch: french fries, hamburger, soda
    >snack: caramel starbucks cofee with 50 grams sugar, candy bar
    >dinner: french fries, pizza, soda
    >before bed snack: chips, soda
    then they get fat, have horrendous blood work and think: oh must because of those two breakfast eggs

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