Why doesn't he get?

Why doesn't he get IST like Bezos?

  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    should I kill bezos?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes. Unironically there is nothing that you can do that would be better for securing your place in the history books. God speed anon, will be rooting for you

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yes, we should all kill billionaires.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Better to try and fail against billionaires and corporate-owned politicians than to go full incel and shoot up kids.
      Seriously all these mass shooters are fucking retards. You're going after the wrong people!

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Americans are lazy, what do you expect?
        only the Japanese can kill someone who deserves it, apparently.

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Because going to the gym would take away from his Twitter and gaming time.

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Looks like he has decent triceps tbqh

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      mogged

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >How to get this clean and fresh look
        Who would want to?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          me me me I LOVE to consoom product!

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >18 with bingo wings
        that lass is a tragedy

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Because bezos is a fitcel nerd who managed to make it. His mid life crisis is to date bogged hoors to make up for his awkward teenage years.

    Elon was always a chad. He doesnt need to get fit. Hes been banging threesomes with hollywoods hottest actresses for years. certified dick slinger with over 10 kids

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      he understood theres no point in it, also this
      bezos is only trying to compensate

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I want to meet Elon Musk's publicist who I'm pretty sure is just Elon Musk affecting an Australian accent.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Elon was always chad
      Have you seen the videos of his interactions with his first girlfriend after he got rich? She told the whole world she was falling out of love with him and he practically begged her to stay. This was when he was already filthy rich.

      I will admit he snapped out of the beta mindset, but it took him a fucking long ass time. He was a fucking dork all throughout his young adult life and it took him 20+ years of being filthy rich to FINALLY start slaying pussy.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Not being actually desired and only getting fucked because of your money is the definition of being a betacuck provider.

      There's no better feeling in the world than having an attractive woman (ie. a woman with countless options) sucking your dick and looking you in the eye and telling you genuinely they love everything about you.
      And you don't get that by looking like Musk unfortunately.

      I don't think lifting would help him honestly, but I can't help but find the notion that Musk is a chad hilarious. Musk has literally never known what it feels to be genuinely desired, which is the best feeling in the world.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        the idea that genuine desire comes from being pretty makes you sound like a woman

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          obviously genuine desire comes from prostitutes begrudgingly tolerating you for the money

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Absolute cringe making eye contact with the woman you love while she sucks you off

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Being a real Chad is having a threesome without paying millions for it.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        tbf to elon that's like leaving a $10 tip instead of a $5

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Elon was always a chad.
      He was a loner nerd and got bullied as a kid

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Elon was always a chad
      pffffffffffh

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    he doesn't need to because he fucks prime pussy already

    bezoz's text messages were leaked a while back and he's honestly beta af

    sad cause he's a billionaire but he can't get over the betacuck mindset. He's dating this bitch that's made of 90% plastic when he could be fucking 18 year old instagram models. But he cares too much about his image so he's fucking some 45 year old plastic roastie instead

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >bezoz's text messages were leaked a while back and he's honestly beta af
      What when

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I think he actually lifts weights, just doesn't do it seriously and probably eats like shit.

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why is his torso so bloated? Is it because he took HGH and it caused his organs to expand? Because that doesn't look like regular fatness. It's so disproportionate.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Who are these people and why should I care

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      your openly secret overlords

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Jeff is on TRT.

    That's the only difference that matters.

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Slaying prime pussy is meaningless if you have to pay for it

    None of the girls he has fucked have ever desired him and never will

    I'm a NEET but I've always had an easy time with girls coz I don't consider treating women nicely "simping" coz my momma raised me right

    If you take care of yourself, physically and emotionally, and treat her well, she will climb you like a tree and fuck your brains out.. you don't need to do anything. She'll claw at you, grope you, leave hickeys all over your neck, grab your ass and give you bjs willingly, she'll suck you dry, ride you to death and fuck you every single night

    I don't need to be rich like Elon for sex, I get it for free and am actually desired and liked

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How do you meet women as a NEET

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I have friends from school and college, friend of a friend kinda thing.. having female friends is a blessing because they introduce you to their friends

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          you're no NEET, you're just a normalfag

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I'm not employed, have never held a job, graduated college two years ago.. I'm also a manlet.. the only thing normal about me is that I have friends (from school and college)

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              so just a failed normalfag then

              went to college, has friends, has gfs, sex haver, normalshit scum

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