Why don't you do bjj?

Why don't you do bjj?

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'm not gay

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      We'll see how gay it would be if a white belt grabbed you and snapped your arm.
      Your girlfriend would surely be impressed

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        OK gay homosexual.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          T. victim

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Is that before or after he butt scoots along the floor towards me?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      fpbp
      inb4: boxing is the way to go if you aren't into face/testicle contact

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Enjoy your brain damage

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Better than being a homosexual, let me tell you

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Because I don't wanna be in missionary with other dudes

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I'm not gay

      Came to post this.
      FPSPBP

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Cause I live in the boonies of the midwest. The closest thing we have to martial arts is getting blackout drunk and picking fights in back of the local strip club

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      are there a lot of jacked people in the MW
      sam sulek is from ohio
      im not from mw

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I wouldn't say jacked. There are a decent amount of naturally big guys where I live, but I think a lot of that comes from the blue collar culture. Lots of manual labor, farming, etc.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous
  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I used to but honestly I feel like I have too many things to do. Rock climbing, lifting, games, books, career, girlfriend. No more space for hobbies honestly. Really just focusing on making money and securing wealth. I'm happy with what little I learned in the short time. Doesn't help that doing both rock climbing and bjj at the same time puts too much strain on the tendons.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    because it's fun and i made good friends there

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I do
    T. Black belt

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >bjj
      >roids
      Jep

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Flattered, natty tho

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >says black belt, wears no belt
      classic fraud

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Damn great body anon, no homosexual ofc

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Thanks bro juggling training and lifting has paid off

        https://i.imgur.com/Wkg6j72.jpeg

        Did.. did you were playing with your nipples?

        No saars just have glass cutters

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Did.. did you were playing with your nipples?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >did you were playing with your nipples
        Good morning sir, did you do the needful with the nippals? Sir? Sir?! SIR!!! Listan to me, maderchod!

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          IST is an indian board

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I had athletes foot as a teenager and now im too embarrassed to take my socks off in public.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I do and I love it.
    Best sport to touch and sniff cute girl feet. Seriously...

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I plan to start it for the first time this fall (using the summer to pick up extra OT). Going into it at 34 years old. Zoomers are gonna have to listen to my old joints cracking as we roll

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I started at 35, and stopped at 39. You'll be fine. Just beware of spazzy white belts, they are most likely to injure you. Complete lack of control.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Much older white belts at my gym, you'll be fine

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Because i do Luta Livre

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      german gay?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        In Germany

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    My back hurties

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I do but I suck at it
    t. zero stripe white belt

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      same but Im a two strip

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I went to a gym once and ended up spending a grand on a membership only to never return again.
    I like lifting and exercising but fighting is a whole other can of worms where you get exhausted AND have some sweaty ass dude crushing your face

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Because I carry and I’m not a coping boomer trying to relive his football glory days.

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    https://www.tiktok.com/@tinoleb88/video/7098706108029668651?lang=en

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I do BJJ because there's no judo places nearby

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I did for 1 year, no gi.
    It sucks. Judo and sambo are better.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'd rather keep my knees, ankles and hips fine.

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why would I bother? I already have plenty of rough gay sex.

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I prefer bj

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Full of pro police homosexuals. Absolutely useless in a real fight anyway cause I'd just use a weapon

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Huge time investment, annoying minor injuries, constant skin shit
    It is fun though, I got my purple and haven't been back since my second kid. Sort of miss it but I enjoy having more free time for other hobbies I neglected. BJJ basically takes all your free time if you have a job/kids.

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Rolling around on the floor grunting and sweating doesn't seem that fun

    With wrestling it seems like there's at least more dynamic movement to it with flipping around, takedowns, etc but it's honestly really difficult to find some kind of wrestling program for adults

    Judo also seems pretty fun but BJJ is by far the most common (again probably because you can roll around on the floor most of the time)

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Couple reasons:
    - moved back to nyc and gym prices and convenience weren't ideal
    - grew my hair out and it was getting pulled very time I was on back
    - I lost commitment to it. It's not a sport you can do once a week and progress (probably like most sports)

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Because I do boxing.

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