Why dont you look like this?

Why don’t you look like this?

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Redpill: unironic dogshit physique when you consider the following
    -On some dosage of test
    -Pump
    -Lighting
    -Best trainers and diet money can buy
    -Hollywood/camera magic

    Literal dogshit.

    Yeah, I look better than that as a natty

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Post body

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous
        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Routine? I like your arms

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          you would look really, really good at a gay bar. good choice of drink too.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >tfw random IST poster slouching mogs Brad Pitt in Troy
          This is exactly why I love this board.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          ngl you kinda mog

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Because he's sitting down, slouching, so all the fat doesn't get piled up around his stomach area. If he stands or sits properly you'll see he actually is fat.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >he's sitting down, slouching, so all the fat doesn't get piled up around his stomach area.
              Are you moronic? That's the opposite of what happens.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I want to suck your boobs

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i'm not white

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Best trainers and diet money can buy
    Is there some special diet and training technique that only a certain amount of money can unlock?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Money buys time and quality. He eats 100% clean meals finely tuned to his nutriotnal goals with no limitations on schedule to workout optimally with the best equipment and programs in a private gym uninterrupted coached by the best trainers

      Are you dumb?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        If you think you can't get a body like that with weighted ring calisthenics and eggs then you're moronic.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        homie you don’t need all that shit, just do weighted calisthenics and hiit cardio and eat ground beef and eggs for every meal, report back in 6 months

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          ok post body then if it's that easy

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Money buys time
        homie you only need to work out for a few hours most of the days in a week at most, get the frick out of here. Anyone working a 9-5 can do this if they actually care.
        >He eats 100% clean meals finely tuned to his nutriotnal goals
        This isn't expensive at all. Healthy food is affordable, so is a consultation or two with a nutritionist. Not that you need one, nutrition is easy as frick. Or rather, it's such a poorly understood and studied branch of science, a nutritionist is unlikely to come up with anything that will produce better results than a basic b***h healthy diet.

        The only difficulty is that you have to cook yourself, but that's what every adult should be doing anyways.
        >with no limitations on schedule to workout optimally
        Meaningless. You're not going to get worse results because you don't exericse at a specific time.
        >with the best equipment and programs
        It's just picking fricking pieces of metal up and putting them down, get real.
        >in a private gym uninterrupted
        Doesn't matter and you can make a home gym, too.
        >coached by the best trainers
        Coaching is fricking stupid beyond fundamentals. Look up celebrity workouts sometime, they're downright moronic. It's a fricking scam to launder more money, that's what the movie industry is for.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >coached by the best trainers
        Again, do you think pro trainers have knowledge about some sort of amazing, secret exercizes that the general populace doesn't?

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Getting a 'sleeper' build physique.

    So basically in gaming a 'sleeper' is a build where your character doesn't look particularly impressive but they absolutely decimate when given the opportunity.

    I've been researching fitness and I'm essentially trying to 'gamify' it to maintain my interest. I always opt for sleeper builds because I'm not interested in vanity but I like to subvert expectations and dominate people who you wouldn't expect me to, so that's how I want to approach fitness.

    I understand that to develop this I need to focus on strength sets (1-5 reps) rather than hypertrophy (8-12) and build the 'skill' of strength. I do not intend on cutting and have no interest in gaining weight. I have no interest in looking 'visibly' muscular because I feel like it would put me to close to these hedonistic vanity-based tiktok bodybuilders who have very different motivations. I just want to be a normal looking dude who can be crazy strong when he needs to be.

    I haven't started yet as I'm still developing my strategy. I'm wondering if there are any tricks or exercises that will help me develop strength while limiting potential hypertrophy as much as possible. I'm already including deadlifts, snatches, cleans (no jerk or presses as they're very shoulder isolating) and farmers carrys for example.

    Thanks in advance big guys, also checked OP

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      have a nice day, you've been spamming this for months and haven't touched a weight yet

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Decimate at what? It sounds like you wouldn't be good at anything in particular except maybe deadlifts, and you usually don't have to lift any more than 200 lbs irl
      >Inb4 this is copypasta

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Pffft, that is the lamest shit ever. Nobody cares about your "gamified" anything. If they can't see it right away it doesn't even exist

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Take away the face halo, and who gives a shit about this body? Plenty of accountants look like this.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      absolutely delusional if you think the average body looks like this
      go outside and look at people for once, he bodymogs 95% of males.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I think I could look like that with good lighting

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      u got some gyno bro, sorry you’ll never look like that sweaty

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Because my shoulders are wider

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Because I am not Brad Pitt?

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I was fed a vegan diet as a child which left me with rotten teeth, short stature and cryptorchidism

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No excuses here really. I eat like shit and I know it. On the right trajectory though.

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Brad Pitt just won the genetic lottery. Some men get a better hand. That just means that when I defeat him and eat his spine it'll be the more glorious.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The whole point of this scene is to make him look good, everybit of dirt and swate is placed there arrefully by a dozen people, and another dozen does his hair and make-up, then another 2 dozens are in charg of light and temperature, then for filming from the best possible angle, and the actor looking slightly to the corner of the camera

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        So? Him just waking up that very same day will look almost as good and better than every other man alive

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I had a spinal injury that left me unable to work out for several months.

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm pretty close. With oil and lighting I'd look similar at least.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I'm pretty close
      >to Brad Pitt
      homie you closer to arm pit.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He's not even that big. His insertions are average.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Not even close. You'll get there in a around 2 years tho if you continue

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I literally weigh 15 pounds more while being shorter. I think you're just star struck. He doesn't look that, he's just oiled up at a photoshoot.

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