Why hasn't anyone made a pill yet with concentrated protein so I can get 50 grams of protein from a single pill?

Why hasn't anyone made a pill yet with concentrated protein so I can get 50 grams of protein from a single pill?

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  1. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    the only thing stopping you from guzzling down 50g of protein powder compacted into a capsule is your weak throat

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      I do mine via suppository.

  2. 6 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/DOFqbpu.jpg

      42g wont do?

      anons do you know the vegan equivalent of this? Just for the convenience of getting down a huge quantity of plant protein when I don't feel like eating tons of tofu and beans.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kek. 120 grams of protein from chicken is like 700 calories.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/DOFqbpu.jpg

      42g wont do?

      I don't believe this stuff is as bioavailable as we think it is. I don't believe in whey and all of those types of protein bars are so cooked/processed that I can't see the protein being digestable

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      [...]
      I don't believe this stuff is as bioavailable as we think it is. I don't believe in whey and all of those types of protein bars are so cooked/processed that I can't see the protein being digestable

      Your liver can't process all that type of protein either....maybe 25-30g of it in 1 sitting. Meat protein, however...

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/DOFqbpu.jpg

      42g wont do?

      Skyr and whey is the non processedversion of this greek yogurt getting brutally mogged

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        how is greek yogurt getting brutally mogged here?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/DOFqbpu.jpg

      42g wont do?

      You'll go bankrupt after five months.

  3. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    42g wont do?

  4. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Major Tom is hogging them in his tin can, that homosexual

  5. 6 months ago
    Anonymous
  6. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    It would be too big, and a powder dispersed in liquid is better for digestion anyway.

  7. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >OP wan'ts protein that is more than 4 times denser than lead

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Whats stopping that from happening? Will the molecular bonds break down if its compressed that much?

  8. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    You cant just compress matter into any size you want fricko

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      it worked for my compressing my dick into your mom

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        that worked because your schlong is only 2 inches

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        that worked because your schlong is only 2 inches

        This is why I can never leave this place, every time I say what I think out loud I have to talk with hr. I love reading these please never stop anons

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why couldnt you though? Protein powder is very airy im sure you you squish it into a comically dense capsule

  9. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Have you ever taken a 750mg antibiotic pill? Now imagine swallowing something ~65 times larger.

  10. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ok, first show me a fricking 50g pill

  11. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why hasn't anyone crammed 50g of material into a 1g capsule? Hmmm.....

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >a 1g capsule
      what does the weight of the capsule matter in this case

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        The largest commercially available capsules hold 1g of material

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's mass, not weight, brainlet. And getting a 50 to 1 compression ratio on most things is ridiculous. Even if you could do it, it would render it undigestible and guaranteed to cause blockage in your digestive track.

        Just watch some Hydraulic Press Channel to see what happens to practically anything that's supercompressed. It doesn't even resemble the previous material.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          >That's mass, not weight, brainlet.
          i knew someone was gonna say this as if it's relevant. figured it would be a psued liek yourself
          >digestive track

          The largest commercially available capsules hold 1g of material

          depends on the material

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            >psued
            pseud*
            typo

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just make the capsule out of what they make feathers, so you can squeeze more.

  12. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >moron burgers don't understand what 50g of edible matters looks like

  13. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    why do you need to pop pills and drink powders when you could just eat meat?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      eating tbone every day costs money.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        hamburger and chicken are dirt cheap

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      gay ahh homie

  14. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >what is wey
    >what is protein powder

  15. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >why hasn't anyone invented the capsules from dragon ball

  16. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >he doesn't know humans can only digest 30 grams of protein in 1 (one) hour

  17. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    well such a pill would have to weigh at least 50 grams. Which would be almost 2 ounces.

  18. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    It would require more energy than exists in the universe to make 50 grams of proteins fit into a pill sized area

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      What about a black hole

      We can utilize them for gains

  19. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Protein isn't a micronutrient you dumb tard. What do you think food is made of? Carbs, proteins, and fat, plus water. A pill would be nearly the same size (smaller due to no water) as the food you eat.

    I hate tards.

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