Why haven’t you grown out your hair and beard to go along with your fit body and masculinitymaxx?
Why havent you grown out your hair and beard to go along with your fit body and masculinitymaxx?
Why haven’t you grown out your hair and beard to go along with your fit body and masculinitymaxx?
My facial hair is pube tier and my hair turns into a wavy bieber fro
> wavy bieber fro
Pic?
how tf to grow majestic beard and hair? literally my dream when I reach 30, I'm 25, still not too late, right?
also, mum my like to video call me on weekend, she want my face to look clean. I don't want it, how do I convince her that ancient rugged look is better than average white collar worker?
trim your beard once a week (before the call) so it all has a uniform length and shave your neck clean. then you won't look unkempt. when you established a proper beard, you can let it grow out on your neck, too.
same with the hair. i've heard it's beast to grow out the hair on top first and keep the sides somewhat short (because growing the sides out always looks shit). then, when the top is long enough, you can grow out the sides and i guess somewhat distract from the fact it looks shit with your fabulous long top-hair.
or don't be a b***h and tell your mom what's up.
holy shit are you fricking serious
this place is a joke
>jorge quiere ser hardcore
Ffs, do whatever you want! Tell your mum to shave her own ungodly face.
just hit 30 last month, cannot into beard
sorry to spoil your dream anon
>My hairs too thick and straight to grow out long it can support its own weight and grows like a fricking helmet I look like one of those homies from spaceballs
i had this problem until my hair was about 3 inches long, after that it starts to flatten out. it will also thin out as it gets longer, because hairs fall out and of course take longer to grow back, allowing your hair to naturally start to get lower.
hair (in the front) can currently reach the bottom of my face when wet. took about 16 months to reach this length, from nearly shaven.
Ive had my hair go passed my nose well over 3 inches and it still helmet'd
I am growing my hair out because I have ringlets and I get lots of female attention for it. My beard is curly too though and I don't think it looks as good
I'm growing out my hair but I'm not a fan of facial hair, it starts to feel gross and sweaty in a way that regular hair doesn't
im growing my hair out albeithowever i do not like facial hair (as i cannot grow a beard; additionally, i just do not like it in general)
Beardcels are coping for having weak chins. A moustache is all you need for facial hair
Ok beardlet
This is actually true. A good jaw is a great thing and you should be training neck and jaw muscles so your face looks more masculine.
Balding
Pretty shitty beard
Would like to have curtains like those korean dudes, or a slight mullet that I've seen before recently. But my hair is now to thin to pull ot off. Suckes to be balding in my 20s. Eish I could be young again but I'm thinking of taking fin to try for one more hoorah
because i don't give a frick about looking any particular way
My beard doesnt fill in on the cheeks very well. Goatee, side burns, and jawline come in decent. Usually grow it out. Used to have glorious, curly, golden hair down to my lower back, but cut it about half a year ago. Regretted it not long after, now I'm growing it out again. Got a couple years before I get any respectable length, thoughever
Managing long hair is a real pain in the ass, and I shed like a dog when my hair is long.
I'm bald, but if I wasn't I'd do a mullet. Perhaps this is punishment for wanting a mullet.
I'm currently doing this. I tried doing it before but I always cave in during the awkward stages when I look like shit and cut it off
How can I become less of a pussy and just stop giving a frick?
start your nocut in the fall, you can plausably hide it under a beanie and a hat for a few months untill its long enough to break through the awkward phase. Also just stop giving a frick
I like the idea of having a beard but the maintenance associated with it would be fricking annoying plus I hate idea of having food get stuck there
>I hate idea of having food get stuck there
I ate gelato cone this weekend , omfg , I had to wash my face and use napkin every two seconds...
My hairs too thick and straight to grow out long it can support its own weight and grows like a fricking helmet I look like one of those homies from spaceballs
my face is infinitely more attractive when i don't cover it with hair like some poser who wants to look rural blue-collar
I cut my hair short once a year in summer. Gets too hot.
I shave regularly because my gf finds beards/stubble uncomfortable and I have a strong chin anyway, would be a waste to hide it.
because its soi
>masculinitymax
beards may be traditionally considered masculine because only men can grow them but the state of society and its views can change these things and as of right now in the western world in 2023 beards are super fricking gay. The only men who grow beards today are ones who get no pussy at all, that is betas and gays. As of right now a beard is probably the biggest pussy repellant imaginable.
I already have long-ish hair though and I have been getting way more female attention compared to when I had short hair. I just wore a hat during the awkward phases while growing it out.
I haven't cut my hair or shaved in at least a year.
Hair is a bit thin but oh well. Beard is thick and bristle like with a gray streak just off center. Get tons of compliments on it from women.
I look like a fricking savage.
>I look like a fricking savage.
Based and Savagepilled.
I shave my face clean every couple of days, I keep my hair about shoulder/upper back length, I trim my bangs and cut it myself if it gets too long once in a while.
I have great / pretty hair but it doesn't look right without tons of care or wearing a bandana.
Any gay in thread saying they don't like beards can't grow one. Simple as. Men have beards. If you want a beard be healthy and take vitamins. It's a secondary sex characteristic. Simple as.
You look stupid and probably jerk it to cuck porn
Yall would never say that to my face and I would beat your asses. Keep seething cucks.
holy shit you're so mad. Relax.
You came at me and when I come back you tell me to relax. That's exactly how it would go. You're a pussy. You come up to me and say shit and when I start beating your face you scream and cry and tell me to stop. b***h.
Thank you. Take vitamins. Be healthy. Let it grow. Use beard oil. Rub it in the skin.
brother I just got here to talk about moustaches. Stop getting mad at children on this chinese videogame forum.
Relax brother I just wanted you to know that your favorite gloryhole is still at the brewery.
By the way, I another Harley so you can ride in my MC; The Butthole Slurpers! It's a joke name on the Butthole Surfers LOL!
Stay Swole Brother!
You are obviously an effeminate beta male with an inferiority complex against masculinity because you are not masculine in any way shape or form. I bet you're lonely and you just can't figure out why women don't like you.
I can grow a beard due to being Med, but I would shoot your ginger ass.
Aim high Black person.
Sounds great n all but I have a israelite-fro and a Pube-beard so I’ll continue getting a fade and shaving my face
Hell yeah brother! I'll see you later at the IPA and Hot Sauce tasting!
ps our favorite glory hole is still there!
you look like you run the show at those big gay bearded men clubs you frequent
king of the men's room
stache is top tier masculinity. Lets people see your big masculine chin. If you can't pull off a stache you're basically a woman.
> philtrum doesn’t want to grow hair
Couldn’t get a good stache even though I want one
(You)
>You've never met a real savage.
Mirin the beard ngl...
Masculinity is merely sexually dimorphic physical traits: atheliticism, height, facial masculinity, frame and dick size. The proof being you posting a literal pic of a statue and morons here arguing about how to grow a beard. Discard of this milquetoast circle jerk moronation, be competent and do not waste your life and health chasing off aesthetics that your genetics will never allow for.
>You've never met a real savage.
My 'stache is bigger and thicker than yours.
I could physically hold you down and rape you.
At least buy him dinner first
>gay shaved sides and tats
>wants to have sex with a man
Yeah I figured you for a gay. Where's your eye liner?
I'm sadly balding, so long hair isn't for me.
"Long hair is the pride of a woman, and the shame of a man."
Same goes for beards. Keep it short.
Facial hair is ugly and only works for a very few type of guys
They call me…the werewolf of /fit.
rawr
Hey man if you love le epic vikingmaxxing you should try their favorite pastime!
Converting to Christianity and cleaning yourself!
How about the ancient viking past time of fricking your mother? I bet I'll make her cum.
I did and everyone thought I looked mean and unapproachable, and I enjoyed that. I shave my beard, and everyone i worked with complimented me. I cut my hair the next week and multiple women came up to tell me how much better I looked
jesus, I guess with that weird ass skull, disgusting acne, balding hairline, and getting covered in sweat would make someone take pride in the one good thing they have like a beard lmao. too bad you obviously don't give a shit about that either since you let shit sit in it like on your moustache lmao
Woman.
trichotillomania
My beard becomes patchy if I let it grow beyond a five o'clock shadow and my hair is some weird half wavy half straight mess. I've also been norwooding for about a year. My gameplan is to see if no shampoo + whatever anti-baldness treatment my dermatologist recommends unjust my beard and hair and then let both grow. If it works I'll either aim for a frickboy look with medium length hair and a well trimmed short beard or go full fit hobo and let both grown wild. Whichever one looks cooler I guess. Thanks for reading my blog.
Jaw is too good to hide it with a beard
I'm good looking and beard is disgusting.