Why is he the standard of male beauty? He looks old as shit. What did he do wrong?

Why is he the standard of male beauty? He looks old as shit. What did he do wrong?

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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    hypercritical c**ts the lot of you

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >60
    you look worse and you’re probably under 25

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Checked and kekd.
      OP BTFO!
      How will he ever recover??

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    still would, you probably look like shit

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/Cd3fYZE.gif

      >He looks old as shit
      another age obsessed gen zer lol. you guys are fricking homosexuals. i genuinely hope you get what you want and look like a young fricking soi boi homosexual your whole life so every woman will steer clear of you. brad is in every girls top 5 dude. yeah hes got a punchable face but you cant deny its a 10/10 face. as for old? homie ur moronic, compared to most ppl he doesnt even look his age, hes fricking 60 you half-witted, titanic, gorilla Black person.

      >he doesn’t look old
      That eye area and transplanted hairline says otherwise

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        A lot of men keep a good hairline throughout their lives. It's genetics.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >a lot
          Nah, like 2/3 of men are balding past the age of 30 and bald as frick at Brad's age, the numbers will probably rise along with the use of plastics and other substances in our environment.
          People don't realize how much a few good hair transplants can save your looks.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >1/3rd isn't a lot

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              It's not.
              Especially when you consider most dudes are ugly even with hair.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's a lot.

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >He looks old as shit
    another age obsessed gen zer lol. you guys are fricking homosexuals. i genuinely hope you get what you want and look like a young fricking soi boi homosexual your whole life so every woman will steer clear of you. brad is in every girls top 5 dude. yeah hes got a punchable face but you cant deny its a 10/10 face. as for old? homie ur moronic, compared to most ppl he doesnt even look his age, hes fricking 60 you half-witted, titanic, gorilla Black person.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm not really seeing what makes his face punchable

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        "punchable face" is brownoid code for attractive white person

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          lmfao.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          lmao, good observation anon. now that i think about, i’ve only seen nonwhites make that comment

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    he's basically a part of the sinatra ratpack of his time.

    Boozing, smoking, whoring etc - he looks really good for being that kinda person.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Boozing, smoking, whoring
      Is there any evidence that he did the first 2 at any meaningful excess really?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        he's a known recovering alcoholic and it was a reason for his split with angelina , smoking I'll admit you got me there but I wouldn't be surprised if he was a cigar guy

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Well ok alcohol does do a lot of damage. Depending on how long he did it he did age quite well disregarding however that he has access to all sorts of surgery and shit like that. However he aged alright not crazily good but better than most

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Women create the male beauty standard, so stop asking homosexuals

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Women create the male beauty standard
      no they dont lmfao. females dont create anything. no standard, class or culture is created by females.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        females merely consume mindlessly.

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Why is he the standard of male beauty?
    I dont know....also with the ocean 11 , 12 , 13 guy , George Clooney or something....
    >normies

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >*blocks your path*

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Aging well does not mean looking like an aged boy.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >t. wrinkled and jealous

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    He might be the hottest man to have ever lived.
    >inb4 James Dean
    Doesn't even come close

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      james dean was like 5'6

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah and he mogs you into oblivion. Your point?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          james dean was like 5'6

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Damn. I am 172cm and was taller than him

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Damn back then we manlets were slaying

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Jordan Barrett mogs everyone

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        He answered the call. The bog has him now.....

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Some people really dont know when to quit surgeries

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            He's only 27. Think of the potential he still has for his 30s. It's going to be amazing.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Damp eet

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    OP is 14 years old.

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >White
    >Tall
    >Muscular
    >Charismatic
    >Blue eyes
    >Nearly blonde hair
    >Good jawline
    >Hunter eyes
    >Rich

    Gee OP, I agree, it's an absolute mystery as to why this man would be considered attractive.

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    He's like 60 now, how many 60 year olds looking like that

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      1?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bait? I've never seen a 60 year old look that good in real life

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah because you ask everyone you see how old that person is right..

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        You can tell 99.9999% of peoples age +- a couple years by looking at their face for .1 seconds.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          No absolutly not i know how moronic you people are at guessing age especially ones like you who are overconfident

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Nope. No amount of skincare is going to hide your age. Subcutaneous fat in the eye area is the #1 indicator of age and it’s very very hard to fraud this with lifestyle or surgeries. And humans are very good at subconsciously identifying faces.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              >No amount of skincare is going to hide your age.
              this is true but you’re up your own ass because 90% of people at 60 haven’t taken care of themselves for at least 20 years. most people give up any form of looksmaxxing by the time they hit 40 so the 60 year olds you’re used to seeing look like shit for more reasons than just being old

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah but just because one 60 year old is fit and one 60 year old is fat, doesn’t change the fact that they both look 60

                It doesnt matter what you say i know you aint guessing anything correct i know your kind. You are the most moronic ones

                You’re so mad

                why do you know all these?

                Frick off ESL

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >ESL
                ?

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                English is not your first language

                I just know you are moronic and overconfident on top you aint guessing shit correctly as i said. You will either over or underestimate and that you even doubt that shows your moronation

                You sound like you’re from India

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                And you sound pretty moronic as i mentioned. You could have just said at the first reply "Oh yes you are right i was kind of stupid to assume i can judge everyones age correctly and therefor know there have not been crypto 60 year olds in my path ever" instead you went into your moronic long winded cope

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                EINYFL?

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                I just know you are moronic and overconfident on top you aint guessing shit correctly as i said. You will either over or underestimate and that you even doubt that shows your moronation

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                brad pitt does not look 60. he looks like a 45 year old dilf

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Looks 50 tbh. 45 to untrained eyes. I think the best we can do is look younger by 10 years.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >best we can do is look younger by 10 years
                yeah, a good version of 10 years younger is about the best anyone can do

                on the other hand, you can absolutely look 20+ years older if you really frick things up

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              It doesnt matter what you say i know you aint guessing anything correct i know your kind. You are the most moronic ones

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              why do you know all these?

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              >No amount of skincare is going to hide your age
              It did in Brad's case.
              Keep coping I guess.

              Yeah but just because one 60 year old is fit and one 60 year old is fat, doesn’t change the fact that they both look 60
              [...]
              You’re so mad
              [...]
              Frick off ESL

              I can guarantee you look more worn down than Brad lmao.

              https://i.imgur.com/L3xL11L.jpg

              brad pitt does not look 60. he looks like a 45 year old dilf

              This.
              He legit look 10+ years younger than he actually is.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                This is the power of adrenochrome, stem cells, and millions of dollars in peptides and designer hgh.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >muh million dollar treatments and skincare routines
                Kek, keep coping.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Leos skincare routines include vaping and drinking handles of titos vodka on a yacht with no sunscreen

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                So just like Brad's.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                leo has been fat for like 15 years now and he drinks/smokes excessively. not to mention all the zoomer pussy he fricks drains his lifeblood

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >he drinks/smokes excessively
                Almost all of these celebrity guys do.

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