Why is it that half the time, the gym toilets look like they were last used by a gorilla?

Why is it that half the time, the gym toilets look like they were last used by a gorilla?

  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I work in a gym and I've seen some of the grossest shit in the bathroom almost daily.

    >People not washing hands after pissing ( I see this constantly)
    >Not washing hands after shitting
    >Pissing mostly on floor beneath the urinal
    >Pissing all over a stall seat and floor
    >Putting clothing and gear on the bathroom floor
    >Wearing socks in a stall
    >Going into a stall barefoot
    >There has been flooded diarrhea on the floor of every single of those stalls at some point in time
    >Not flushing giant shits
    >Flushing mountains of paper that causes said flooding
    >Sitting their bare ass on changing bench
    >Throwing up in various parts of the locker room
    >Bleeding in various parts of the locker room.

    Always wipe down your equipment BEFORE you use it.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Half of these issues could be solved if you cheap fucks would put plungers in the stalls.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I have a plungers in each stall. You really think any of the members would ever touch one of them?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You are doing god's work. Many gains upon you brother.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      damn, now I feel even better for owning a home gym

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You don't need to wash your hands after pissing if you're a man.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Are you the same femoid claiming your anus doesn't stink after taking a shit? I suppose next you're going to claim that blood doesn't carry any pathogens and is completely sterile.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Are you peeing on your fucking hands?
          Also I know you must be a fucking pajeet, only them seem to be this obsessed with people's assholes.
          >we are much cleaner than Westerns because when we shit in the street we have a bottle of water to pour in our hand and smear over our curry ass

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous
          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Yes, I do piss on my hands. What now, gay?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Why do you keep asking non-sequitir questions that have nothing to do with my very basic declarations about bacteria and why your ass-funk shouldn't be on gym equipment? Do you think deflecting makes you sound intelligent?

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    janny are you okay, are you okay janny?

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    honestly it comes down to 90% of retards thinking you can just spit gum and paper towels down the toilet and its no biggie its not a fucking trash can

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My gym removed that toilet seats and toilet roll from the toilets to discourage you from shitting

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Isn't that illegal?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Only if you rat them out, snitchy.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >you VILL install ze toilet seat
        do americans really?

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why the fuck would any of you shit in he gym, anyway? I guarantee you none of the toilets have a bidet installed, so even if you kept wiping until the toilet paper was free of feces, your anjs would still reek of shit. Then you're trying to tell me you'd proceed to work up a sweat and plant your shitty, moist anus on each piece of equipment, knowing damn well you smell like a sewage treatment facility? And that doesn't even get into the likelihood that what ever plungers each stall is blessed to have simply won't be powerful enough for a creatine-laden log, as well as the general lack of hygiene most of you idiots are oddly proud of. I bet the majority of you change out of your sweaty, shit-smelling gym clothes and don't wash them until a few days later--long after they've made your gym bag smell like a clogged septic tank in the middle of summer in Alabama.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Have you heard of this thing called "pants" and "underwear?" They prevent your anus from coming into contact with the things you site on.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >it's impossible for boxer briefs to smell like shit
        Your reading comprehension needs a lot of work.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Okay? The rest of us wash our butts with soap, You should try it.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Do you wash your butt with soap at the gym immediately after you've taken a shit?

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I don't need to because I don't smear shit all over my ass cheeks like some chimp.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                That's not what I'm asking. No matter how cleanly you wipe, the bacteria in your shit still makes your anus smell like shit, and that effect is only amplified by all the heat and sweat you're emanating during your post-shit workout. So my point remains: Unless you wash your anus squeaky-clean right after dropping a deuce in the gym, you're GOING TO make any equipment your captain's quarters touches smell like poop.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                No, that's just you being psychotic. See a psychiatrist and stop posting here.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                And you're denying the very nature of microbiology. Which now leads me to believe you're a woman. Believe it or not, your shit stinks just like everyone else. Stop wiping that stink on gym equipment.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Did you know your colon is connected to your mouth by a long tube?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Did you know that long tube only processes things in one direction?
                That's a rhetorical question, I know you're being willfully retarded, and that's the most tragic aspect of this entire exchange.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Because your gym is so cheap morons can afford to go there

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >new year arrives
    >sudden spike in gym shitters and the odors and inconveniences that come with them
    they'll be gone soon they'll be gone soon they'll be gone soon

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    poopy butts btfo

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