Why is seeing swole manlets at the gym kind of sad? You can see that they put in work into their physique but they still look kind of funny. Like an action hero toy you can play with. One of them tried giving me advice on a workout out of nowhere and when i stood up and mogged him he just looked embarrassed.
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I'm 5'8" here and let me tell you something. I am handsome as frick and have a babyface that allows me to pull easy teen pussy because of it. You should see some of the tight little bodies I've fricked. I have a 7.5" dick and not a single girl I have ever banged has failed to call me for a bootycall late at night, I embrace any challenge I get from someone who tries to stand in my face and intimidate me with their height, because it's pathetic. Lower center of gravity, fast reflexes, and ridiculous core strength will allow me to either 1) quickly take you to the ground where I will stomp your face or 2) out last you with endurance because your shitty, overweight frame required to ground that extra height made you more tired. I make 85k a year as a mid-level engineering manager at Ford (I'm 23 btw, they will most likely promote me to upper management within the next 2-3 years). I frick shit up in every single sport and would destroy you (minus basketball where skill/talent is substituted out for height). I've been compared to Messi in my soccer style. Quick dribbling and cutting in between every opponent in front of me. I scored 95 goals throughout my high school varsity soccer career. I made the varsity football team freshman year as starting runningback but soccer and football were the same season so I couldn't dominate both.
Sports I would destroy you at in order
>Soccer
>Football
>E-sports
>Baseball
>Endurance running
>Tennis
>Footgolf
I know you. Ugly is a given. Probably curly hair. Tried to grow a beard but it was patchy and you were sad for awhile about that. Struggling to find a way to validate yourself you took to reminding everyone how you're "Over 6 feet tall!", as if that was some sort of cutoff for being a man. When in reality you're just as pathetic as every other self-hating wannabe piece of shit out there, yet you have somehow convinced yourself you've won the genetic lottery.
>says ''soccer''
>thinks he can play
Baddass manlet
Cope: The post
And I say that even though I'm a manlet myself
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dangerously based, I feel bad for taller uggos/aspies, they can’t even hide and stick out like a sore thumb
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>football
Boom goes your brain as it slams into the inside of your skull the moment I bulldozer your ass with a 80 lbs weight advantage in pure lean muscle mass.
>coping this hard to a likely copypasta
yaa im sure you'd own him in football, hoss. kek
>I'm 5'8"
stopped there.
here for the inevitable screen cap.
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is this fresh pasta making the rounds? or is the seethe and cope real? either way I couldn't hear you from up here after I read 5'8". Either post body or go back to
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Don't drag em down, that's what women do. Be glad they haven't given up like fat people.
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Hes like 3 phones wide kek
Jacked manlets are my kink; I’d even let one top me (6’2”) if he wanted. Just be gay ffs, it’s not that hard if homos can do it so can you.
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it’s the same as anyone lifting for their physique and appearance rather than physical fitness, it’s fricking embarrassing and compensating for something. especially this guy who is clearly roiding, lmfao. as though lifting weights will ever make them handsome. it’s absolutely an embarrassment for any man to be a narcissist, even lanklets walking around like prey animals skulking around the gym. you could literally go to asia and get cheap plastic surgery on your face and live 99% better by all metrics than frauding for big muscles.
Hi there fatty.
if you’re lifting for looks you’re compensating, period, and ultimately coping because there’s a 99% chance you don’t have a jawline that can just ezmode your life regardless of anything else
Really tall guys are usually pretty lanky. I see a bunch of 6'4" lanklets with huge delts from the roids they take desperately trying to accumulate mass. Short guys just look pathetic though. You can only look good big if your 5'11 to 6'2. Anyone else should just go ottormode and anyone under 5'9 should just accept they will look pathetic no matter what they do.
pretty cringe outlook youre handing out to the gents and more impressionable young guys here. i genuinely hope you get your head bashed in one day homosexual.
good points mixed in with some subtle kingofmanlet cope: 6'1" and 6'2" are the only acceptable heights if you want to be big.
6'1 is really the sweet spot. anything else and you should just give up tbh
>6'1.5
feels good man. this is absolutely true. the only big turbo lanklets in my gym are bloatlords and I still tower over manlets
>be me
>5'4"
>action hero physique
>give advice to gymbro who was struggling to bench 1pl8
>he doesn't seen to care
>he stands up
>holy shit he's like 6'4" and pushing 1pl8
>I cant even hide how embarrassed I am for him
He can get stronger and bench more.
You will forever be short.
And you'll never say it to my face.
ye it would hurt my neck
BTFOd the manlet (just by blowing at him)
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deepest burn given out so far
AHAHAHAHHAH forever btfo
cope
Im a manlet and everytime I out lift someone who looks better or taller than me I cringe inside
is height really the only thing you can think of?
I agree it looks kinda weird when short guys are too wide. But, that being said, working out / education / meditation and all of this type of self improvement shit can only be a net positive. Is he supposed to be short and also 35% bodyfat while sitting around and eating chips all day?
How do you feel about seeing non-swole manlets at the gym?
I’m 6’4, when manlets workout next to me they look funny. Doesn’t matter how swole they are, still get mogged by me.
Post body
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5’7 I laugh whenever I see lanklets. Look jacked af at my height and has never stopped me from pulling b***hes, even 6’0 chicks
this guy has one of the craziest shoulder to waist ratios. even without big delts it looks like his shoulders would be unnaturally wide for his height
(Yes Homo)
I don't think it's sad at all. You gotta work with what you have and height just one of those things that can be changed so it's better to just accept it and put your best foot forward. I think "swole manlets" are kinda cute 🙂
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>Why is seeing swole manlets at the gym kind of sad? You can see that they put in work into their physique but they still look kind of funny.
Being short is a disadvantage in life, especially in looking good towards women and your coworkers/peers. Having muscle helps offset this, especially if you are short and bald. The short, nerdy look just doesn't work when you aren't a student.
Being massively swole like OP picture obviously is too much and looks shit unless you are trying to impress bodybuilders. Let's say he had half that muscle though. Perhaps just enough to look "athletic" with a decent V-taper, decent abdominal definition (no six pack, no giant traps or arms). He would definitely look better than being a scrawny twig. Yes, having an aesthetic amount of muscle will never bringing him back up to where he could be as a 6'2 normie-build, but what else is he supposed to do?
It's sad to see someone suffer for nothing, simple as.
Suffering is the natural state of the universe, you can either embrace it or reject it, neither will give your life meaning.
I hate them because they have an easy time benching. I hope they realize that lifting won't make them taller and they kys themselves
I feel the same when I see browns. it's over for Skinlets.
It's just pointless to lift while being a manlet