Dude draws strawman webcomics. How interesting can he possibly be?
Discount Dobson.
Because lead characters are increasingly brown and/or female, and thus have to be flawlessly brilliant at everything from the get-go.
>in 50 years we'll all be saggy
In 50 years the cartoonist will have long since died from a massive heart attack. (Surprise, surprise, he's fatter than his self-insert. Though in fairness, not as subhuman-looking as the average lefty cartoonist.)
definite Dobson vibes. what's his name? does he have what it takes to pick up the mantle of the goat?
Why would anyone look at a person in a modern western country and think “he must be a warrior chieftain”? Of course they don’t think that. What a moronic strawman.
Exercise fricking sucks tho. It's not fun, engaging or even interesting. Lifting weights etc is the most brain numbing shit one can do next to fricking factory line assembly work
Going to the gym is the easiest way to kill time on my days off. I don't think it's particularly fun, but it's a better use of my time than being here.
I much rather spend such free time drawing stuff or going on walks where I can think about the shit I want to draw. I despise repetitive and streneous physical activities because they distract me from my thoughts. Plus they are just not fun to engage in in the first place. Back when I tried going to gym I was just constantly annoyed by how fricking boring it was.
This is the kind of sluggish person who thinks you only have time for two things in a day. I often read to unwind after I get home from the gym; there’s nothing stopping anyone from studying philosophy or learning an instrument and also working on their body
Also their first panel is partially wrong. I have a cousin who’s a 6’7” former football player: dude is huge and people are fascinated by it and think it makes him interesting
this
when I really IST people would comment on it all the time and girls would playfully touch my biceps, asking to me to flex it and shit
being the autist I am it was kind of annoying
it's ironic how these comic artists are the most delusional out of touch people with no real life experience, and yet their main topic is always their thoughts on society they know nothing about. Millennials were actually the first generation raised in virtual reality.
There's only like a handful of guys who are self-aware enough to be funny in this business. Those being the guy who makes Powerup Comics and the fat nerd guy who draws himself as a literal ball.
Yeah how dare these boring bastards lift weights. They should be like me and get a more spiritually fulfilling hobby like collecting funko pops or making passive aggressive comics for redditors.
>What do you mean I'm not interesting? I'll have you know I just spent a day drawing a comic strip about how interesting I am and how everyone else is boring.!
The idea that both will be saggy when old is also coping. Way more likely that the ripped guy will still be able to live a more active lifestyle when he is older because he took care of his body. His bones and joints will be stronger, his cardiovascular health will also likely be far superior to the sedentary, seething redditor.
Meh, somewhat. When people get fit they usually also increase their grooming standards which can make you a little less ugly. And obviously if you're really fat and you lose weight, your jawline will become more defined. But if you're horribly ugly, you will still be pretty damn ugly.
But whether you are a 10/10 or a 2/10, you should be working out.
Because lead characters are increasingly brown and/or female, and thus have to be flawlessly brilliant at everything from the get-go.
>in 50 years we'll all be saggy
In 50 years the cartoonist will have long since died from a massive heart attack. (Surprise, surprise, he's fatter than his self-insert. Though in fairness, not as subhuman-looking as the average lefty cartoonist.)
I blame video games, you don't have "skill points" that you only have certain amount of (Going for a le intelligence build) Why not strengthen your mind AND body, shouldn't life and human experience be about betterment for yourself and the world?
(Life is study afterall)
Three times a week, an hour per session. If you have a home gym there is 0 commute time. If you had to shower anyways there is 0 time 'wasted' on that either. You'll get four uninterrupted days to do whatever else you want.
Imagine being so insecure as to draw this comic lol. Just looking at a fit guy makes him feel so accused that he needed to scribble a defensive retort.
>spends three panels assuming he knows what women think >self-inserts (literally) for the last panel >no jokes, just shitting on gymbros all four panels
its materialism, communism and all other forms of leftist gobbledyasiatic are materialist ideology and therefore inherently linked by the common ground of a materialist worldview, the denial of the human spirit and its ability of conquering its lower animalistic desires.
Self improvement is an expression of the human spirit and therefore bad, sloth is an expression of animalistic behavior and therefore good (body positivity)
We do make movies about that, it's just usually about people escaping horrible life circumstances and overcoming their disadvantages, so it'll probably be about an individual belonging to some kind of minority group, or from a very disadvantaged socio-economic background, not some mid-20s white American going to the gym and not jerking off.
>we think: oh that guy spends a lot of time at the gym
This is why men are better than women. When I see a ripped guy at the gym I think more positive healthy and supportive thoughts like: I'm gonna frick that guy up the ass
>tfw down about 45 pounds since last fall but haven’t been to the gym in over a year
Can I make a decent workout routine with just dumbbells and cardio? I kind of don’t want to go back to my local gym since it blows but I should be exercising more now.
Realistically you're going to want more for bench, rows and whatever you do with legs, you could get adjustable dumbbells and plates that are much heavier than that.
But yeah something like: >bench >rows >ohp >flyes >curls >lateral raise >bulgarian squat >deadlift >ab roll
Is a reasonable amount of lifts that you can easily do with just dumbbells, won't even need all that tbh.
tbh when I pass drunk girls on the street they just yell "hot daaymn". Young boys yell "Andrew Tate" which is a bit concerning since I'm not an ugly mutt. But I don't think they instantly consider my life boring.
I find it hilarious how fatters think you have to spend your life in the gym to get ripped.
If they cut their netflix time in half and hit the weights they'd be fricking ripped.
For lifting weights go hit 3 heavy compounds (squats/deadlifts, bench/ohp, pullups/rows) lifts 3 times a week (2 sets, 6-8 reps each), that's about 1 to 1.5 hours (you need rest days, don't skip them).
Increase your weight by 5 pounds on each lift every time you do it until you plateau, by then you should be pretty strong and you can do your own research to start optimizing your gains but this will get 90% of people on the right track.
Remember that you can have the perfect fricking program but if you aren't consistent you will remain fat and weak.
You can spare 3 hours a week to get ripped, you are really telling me you don't frick around doing something useless for 3 hours a week?
>Is half an hour a day enough for just basic exercise
If you are trying to get IST then listen to the 2 prior posts, but if you are just trying to remain active and not be a fattie then 30 minutes is enough if you hit it hard.
30 min a day actually adds up to more than the 3 hours the other anons recommended. It's an underrated way to train. Just don't push yourself to failure and don't take rest days. It's how I like to do it.
I love the sheer mental illness it takes to believe that fit people don't also have hobbies. Fat people severely overestimate how much time you need to dedicate to working out in order to be in decent shape.
Dobson vibes
definite Dobson vibes. what's his name? does he have what it takes to pick up the mantle of the goat?
Why would anyone look at a person in a modern western country and think “he must be a warrior chieftain”? Of course they don’t think that. What a moronic strawman.
/fit/sisters, our response???
Sounds kind of gay tbqh
Exercise fricking sucks tho. It's not fun, engaging or even interesting. Lifting weights etc is the most brain numbing shit one can do next to fricking factory line assembly work
Going to the gym is the easiest way to kill time on my days off. I don't think it's particularly fun, but it's a better use of my time than being here.
I much rather spend such free time drawing stuff or going on walks where I can think about the shit I want to draw. I despise repetitive and streneous physical activities because they distract me from my thoughts. Plus they are just not fun to engage in in the first place. Back when I tried going to gym I was just constantly annoyed by how fricking boring it was.
That's cool, I get that. I just want to look good so I work out. I have other hobbies, but exercise is important for longevity
I used to think like that too. If you pick up heavier weights, you'll be more challenged and alert.
I see no value in being able to pick up heavier and heavier objects.
>I see no value in self-improvement
It seems the Gods have made you a woman in this life then, my condolences.
I do pursue improvement in areas that interest me. Weightlifting is not one of those areas
As someone who has to use his head for a living, I enjoy the meditative aspect of lifting.
Obviously someone like you could never understand.
>it's not fun
This homie never lifted before in his life.
You literally produce endorphins when you exercise.
they had metal chains back then?
Unironically, yes, are you moronic?
yes, for thousands of years already, it's classical greece not the stone age. zoomer education
Is it gayer to have made the original comic or to have made this edit?
It's no use. jerking off to furry porn is simply a better use of time than working out.
This is the kind of sluggish person who thinks you only have time for two things in a day. I often read to unwind after I get home from the gym; there’s nothing stopping anyone from studying philosophy or learning an instrument and also working on their body
Also their first panel is partially wrong. I have a cousin who’s a 6’7” former football player: dude is huge and people are fascinated by it and think it makes him interesting
this
when I really IST people would comment on it all the time and girls would playfully touch my biceps, asking to me to flex it and shit
being the autist I am it was kind of annoying
yeah im sure gymbros never talk with their friends or pursue any other interests.
I'm also sure that people like the author are constantly utilizing all their time to the fullest instead of doomscrolling.
it's ironic how these comic artists are the most delusional out of touch people with no real life experience, and yet their main topic is always their thoughts on society they know nothing about. Millennials were actually the first generation raised in virtual reality.
There's only like a handful of guys who are self-aware enough to be funny in this business. Those being the guy who makes Powerup Comics and the fat nerd guy who draws himself as a literal ball.
Whomp
Damn, this guy seems pretty butthurt at people who lift
Yeah how dare these boring bastards lift weights. They should be like me and get a more spiritually fulfilling hobby like collecting funko pops or making passive aggressive comics for redditors.
>What do you mean I'm not interesting? I'll have you know I just spent a day drawing a comic strip about how interesting I am and how everyone else is boring.!
The idea that both will be saggy when old is also coping. Way more likely that the ripped guy will still be able to live a more active lifestyle when he is older because he took care of his body. His bones and joints will be stronger, his cardiovascular health will also likely be far superior to the sedentary, seething redditor.
Read this in the FT the other day. Literally the only proven method of delaying body decay to date is lifting and cardio. Everything else is cope.
Women love buff shredded men. Anyone that says they don't is just a coping skinnyfat.
no we don't
ywnbaw
I do but I'm a troony so idk if my opinion matters
It matters only if you are cute/pass, just like with regular women.
being IST is like an attractiveness multiplier.
If you are already tall and handsome it will help, but if you're ugly then it won't do much
If you're ugly and get into shape chances are you won't be ugly anymore. In any case you will be less ugly.
Meh, somewhat. When people get fit they usually also increase their grooming standards which can make you a little less ugly. And obviously if you're really fat and you lose weight, your jawline will become more defined. But if you're horribly ugly, you will still be pretty damn ugly.
But whether you are a 10/10 or a 2/10, you should be working out.
Because lead characters are increasingly brown and/or female, and thus have to be flawlessly brilliant at everything from the get-go.
>in 50 years we'll all be saggy
In 50 years the cartoonist will have long since died from a massive heart attack. (Surprise, surprise, he's fatter than his self-insert. Though in fairness, not as subhuman-looking as the average lefty cartoonist.)
I blame video games, you don't have "skill points" that you only have certain amount of (Going for a le intelligence build) Why not strengthen your mind AND body, shouldn't life and human experience be about betterment for yourself and the world?
(Life is study afterall)
Don't be like that. Only gullible white women still blame videogames.
Not to mention contrary to cartoon stereotypes, increasing physical fitness also boosts mental acuity.
Dude draws strawman webcomics. How interesting can he possibly be?
Discount Dobson.
Three times a week, an hour per session. If you have a home gym there is 0 commute time. If you had to shower anyways there is 0 time 'wasted' on that either. You'll get four uninterrupted days to do whatever else you want.
If you also work from home and work out during work hours you basically gain time.
Imagine being so insecure as to draw this comic lol. Just looking at a fit guy makes him feel so accused that he needed to scribble a defensive retort.
It's the female mindset. This guy is thoroughly feminized.
You could have just called him a millennial, it’s the same thing.
wow that guy's life must be pretty damn boring if he can devote so much time to looking at paper
i've never been to a gym, but...
I want to beat that panel 4 homosexual to death with his own nintendo console while his 600 funko pops watch.
>spends three panels assuming he knows what women think
>self-inserts (literally) for the last panel
>no jokes, just shitting on gymbros all four panels
Yeah. Not a classic.
>why is bad thing happening?
Communism. The answer to any question of that sort is communism. Your leaders and their owners have decided to adopt communism.
its materialism, communism and all other forms of leftist gobbledyasiatic are materialist ideology and therefore inherently linked by the common ground of a materialist worldview, the denial of the human spirit and its ability of conquering its lower animalistic desires.
Self improvement is an expression of the human spirit and therefore bad, sloth is an expression of animalistic behavior and therefore good (body positivity)
>amerifat thinks their special brand of turbocapitalism is "communism"
gets me everytime
We do make movies about that, it's just usually about people escaping horrible life circumstances and overcoming their disadvantages, so it'll probably be about an individual belonging to some kind of minority group, or from a very disadvantaged socio-economic background, not some mid-20s white American going to the gym and not jerking off.
>People who exercise really have no time to pursue other hobbies! It's true!
This is the most moronic thing I've seen today.
>Communism. The answer to any question of that sort is communism. Your leaders and their owners have decided to adopt communism.
Anything less than being forced to spend $200/month on Healthcare is communism.
>we think: oh that guy spends a lot of time at the gym
This is why men are better than women. When I see a ripped guy at the gym I think more positive healthy and supportive thoughts like: I'm gonna frick that guy up the ass
>tfw down about 45 pounds since last fall but haven’t been to the gym in over a year
Can I make a decent workout routine with just dumbbells and cardio? I kind of don’t want to go back to my local gym since it blows but I should be exercising more now.
Depends how big dumbbells you have but yeah.
They’re adjustable all the way to like 50 pounds
Realistically you're going to want more for bench, rows and whatever you do with legs, you could get adjustable dumbbells and plates that are much heavier than that.
But yeah something like:
>bench
>rows
>ohp
>flyes
>curls
>lateral raise
>bulgarian squat
>deadlift
>ab roll
Is a reasonable amount of lifts that you can easily do with just dumbbells, won't even need all that tbh.
tbh when I pass drunk girls on the street they just yell "hot daaymn". Young boys yell "Andrew Tate" which is a bit concerning since I'm not an ugly mutt. But I don't think they instantly consider my life boring.
Nonwhites can't really improve and it's unfair to show them people who can
Gigachads btfo. The age of the chud is here.
I find it hilarious how fatters think you have to spend your life in the gym to get ripped.
If they cut their netflix time in half and hit the weights they'd be fricking ripped.
Is half an hour a day enough for just basic exercise or should I bump it up to an hour?
For lifting weights go hit 3 heavy compounds (squats/deadlifts, bench/ohp, pullups/rows) lifts 3 times a week (2 sets, 6-8 reps each), that's about 1 to 1.5 hours (you need rest days, don't skip them).
Increase your weight by 5 pounds on each lift every time you do it until you plateau, by then you should be pretty strong and you can do your own research to start optimizing your gains but this will get 90% of people on the right track.
Remember that you can have the perfect fricking program but if you aren't consistent you will remain fat and weak.
You can spare 3 hours a week to get ripped, you are really telling me you don't frick around doing something useless for 3 hours a week?
1 hour, 3 days a week. It's all about having good form and making sure your exercises aren't too light and effortless.
>Is half an hour a day enough for just basic exercise
If you are trying to get IST then listen to the 2 prior posts, but if you are just trying to remain active and not be a fattie then 30 minutes is enough if you hit it hard.
30 min a day actually adds up to more than the 3 hours the other anons recommended. It's an underrated way to train. Just don't push yourself to failure and don't take rest days. It's how I like to do it.
I love the sheer mental illness it takes to believe that fit people don't also have hobbies. Fat people severely overestimate how much time you need to dedicate to working out in order to be in decent shape.
Self-improvement and self-overcoming still is very much a theme in movies, Whiplash being a great example.