Why is the average zoomer so skinny?

Why is the average zoomer so skinny?

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  1. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    why not?

  2. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Social media brainrot has its perks.

  3. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why do they all have curly hair? I used to feel nice about my hair but now my gym is filled with these broccoli cut gays. They even get fricking perms to fraud this shit Jesus fricking Christ

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      because popular tiktokers have it and then they copy the look. im not even kidding, zoomers literally go to barber and ask for a "tiktok haircut".

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not my fault my hair curl naturally

  4. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    now post the average female. Its just the men who stay skinny as always every other b***h is obese

  5. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Zoomies are bred for insemination.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      But we’re talking about the men though

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        yes and?

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          I’m lost 🙁

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            moar

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              just answer the question!

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Don't make cum anon.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                to what?!

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Zoomieeeeesss
                Hungggghhhh

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                nothing posted has even been lewd

  6. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    They are the fattest youngest generation ever.

  7. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lowest ammount of hard labour jobs since the beggining of man.
    Lowest ammount of jobs overall now that I think about it

  8. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    spending too much time behind a screen (especially playing video games) makes people forget to eat meals.

  9. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    They're still young.
    Give them until 25 to become skinnyfat, then fat.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm a zoomer and I'm already 26 bro
      it's over

  10. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    zoomers are also extremely fat. many of the biggest (haha) fat influencers are under 25

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      can you namedrop some i only know nikocado and hes a millenial

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        splotchmaker, Jordan Underwood, and fatfabfeminist (picrel) are under 25. your eyes will deceive you when you look for others, many others look 30+ because weight ages them heavily.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >All women
          Well that confirms the suspicion i had that female quality keeps declining while males maintain or increase due to looksmaxx

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          > how much in infuriates fathphobes
          fat fingered it lol

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >being obsessed with oneself is a positive personality trait
          who are these morons and people that follow them

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          this "person" is the reason why there's a law against weight discrimination in new york

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      most of them look like this, which is arguably worse.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Gee I which I had friends like these unironically more than I wish I had a gf. They are just having fun and goofing around together. They are blessed.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Who cares. Which one would you frick hardest?

  11. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Same reason everyone looked like this when I was a teenager in 2010

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      The gay head twisting to correct their pretty boy hair will always be stuck in my memory. I wonder why I nor anybody else ever called that gay shit out.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      No guy with my age had a haircut like that back then. All teen guys my age hated this gay when he was famous. Only the girls were fans. Same a few years ago with the korean boy bands.
      Back in the lows 2010s high 2000s 15 to 20 years old either had the crew "Niko Bellic" hair (I did/do), a short mohawk or the Cristiano Ronaldo hair back then or very few something weirder (long hair, rasta, ...)

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Lol in the south 2008 or 2023 guys with bama bangs usually pulled hot college girls

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Lol in the south 2008 or 2023 guys with bama bangs pulled hot college girls

  12. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    average zoomer getting laid less than any generation in history LMAO!

  13. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    So true!
    Im a zoomer and im 392 pounds (178 kg)
    If i dont wear my lead shoes i have to worry about the wind just picking me up and flying away like a plastic bag never to be seen again.

  14. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Most zoomers I've known were obese before even turning 20.
    Especially the females.

  15. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why are you reducing an entire generation into a few examples you see online or in your city?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      99% of zoomer men are skinny like this. It’s just factual and everyone has noticed it.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        more

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          nah

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Why not? At least give sauce on this webm please

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              He’s like a 5/10, you can fap to better.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                post better then

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Why not? At least give sauce on this webm please

          Could you briefly describe what you look like?
          I'm genuinely curious.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        For every male zoomer that looks like this there are like 20 chubby minecraft zoom zooms.
        t. zoomer

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Bruh he's mid to say the least.
          Where tf did you go to school?
          Every guy I know is somewhere between peak /gay/ twink or a buffed 20%bf actor, 6ft4 avg.
          We only had one nasty fat hag and a chubby 6ft7 extrovert in 5 parallel classes.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            America.
            Not everyone gets to be from hyperborea like yourself where the average height is 6ft4

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              Bro just move Fr
              I haven't seen a single Black person in a Month or two

  16. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Born To Be Kissed

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      who

  17. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    are you moronic look at teens from the 70s they were skinny

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      The teens and the young adults in the 70s were way skinnier.

  18. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    My hair is naturally like this and I got bullied for it relentlessly and it kind of pisses me off seeing an entire generation get perms now. Kids would call it a "jewfro" and walk up to me and drop pennies. Im not even israeli.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Im not even israeli.

      yeah ok

  19. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cause they are all on Adderall or Ritalin

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      this; just look at the stimulant-induced dilation in the middle zoomzoom's eyes.

  20. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because they are children

  21. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Think any of those skinny zoomers have surprise horse wieners? Imagine holding them down and forcibly sucking their wieners.

  22. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >t. fat kid
    I was 6 foot 1 and weighed 145lbs when I was 18. Even into my early 20s I was skinny. It's not knew.

  23. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >shitcongo

  24. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    better question is why cant these basedgays grow any beards

  25. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm 19 and 120 lbs. Idk why I'm skinny, I just eat whatever I feel like eating. Must be metabolism ig.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm this

      better question is why cant these basedgays grow any beards

      Idk man. my dad had a beard by the time he was 14. I have some hairs on my chin but not much

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