Why is this hairstyle so perfect?

Why is this hairstyle so perfect /b/ros? You can be casual, you can be elegant, it's comfortable, easy to style, looks good all the time. And most importantly it makes the trannies and gays seethe a lot.

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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    yeah sure its fine. it also screams 'bland meek boring vanilla normie forgettable' though, you better have a personality to back it up

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I have it and I also have a beautiful penis and big biceps.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Better to be "vanilla" in an era of trashy aesthetics and widespread degeneracy. Most people can't pull off this look due to shit face and/hairline. I feel like an alien walking around grocery stores here in Canada as the only non-pudgy clean cut fit tanned non-tatted 6'+ white guy.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        yeah they're thinking of literally 50 years ago when these guys are everywhere. now they're croaking in nightcare centers and virtually no zoomers dress like this

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >genetics cursed me to go bald before I even hit 25
        my spite and loathing knows no bounds

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Na, from one Canadian to another, your aesthetic is a dime a dozen and boring

        You guys stopped breeding for a reason, people dont find that look attractive anymore. Cute of you to posture like you’re the “only” version of yourself here kek

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Where are you at? Go out in public and 99% of white guys in Ontario are pudgy sois, tiktok twinks, or alcoholic boomers. No one looks like old school dignified whites anymore because they don't have it in them to do so.
          >your aesthetic is a dime a dozen and boring
          >people dont find that look attractive anymore
          So are we a dime a dozen or are we going extinct? You sound like an ethnic or an ugly fat frick that's bitter that he can't rock the best aesthetic known to man.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Pathetic. Imagine looking for a past that never existed.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      fricking ugly weak moron you couldn't pull it off if you tried, also being raped by your uncle doesn't mean you have a personality

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      God, I hate you boring ISTgs for ruining all boards with your gay shit. One look at /soc/ is enough to get a grasp of how homosexual and unattractive you all are. Go back to /lgbt/ and IST and stop coming here.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        homosexual

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's not boring vanilla normie, that's a quiff. It's actually quite a daring haircut to pull off in many cases, though his isn't so outrageous. The other two images apart from the orangutan posted are bland and boring haircuts.

      As with anything outrageous only people who are good-looking can pull it off. It will make the good-looking better looking and the bad-looking worse-looking. If in doubt probably better to play it safe.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        the man makes the haircut, not the other way around. you can also attract different types of women/femboys based on your haircut. Younger girls will like longer 'wilder' hair that you can also style professionally. Older women will greatly prefer a more kept look, like an undercut or whatever. But if you've got your shit in order you can do either.

        this, essentially. But it is a milquetoast quiff. His hair could just be a bit shorter in this picture, but he also runs the risk of getting mistaken for conan o'brian. Actually looks similar.

        >capcha was G4PKKK
        >i am now doing g4p for the kkk

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      How does it feel to know you'll never have hair that good, Black person?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      As opposed to chocolate ballsack skin frizzy hair of Blacks? I'd take a vanilla cut any day.

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw can't do Hitler youth haircut because lowset dumbo ears

    I fricking hate having medium length hair but gotta hide those things.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's literally just normal hair lmao

      Literally exact same tbh. Doesn't look as bad in the mirror but I remember first time recording myself from a few metres away and had a big shock.

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm going hobo mode with full beard and long hair with big forehead

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nice man let your freak flag fly

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >make gays seethe by getting a haircut that makes you look like a gay and that is very popular among gays

    maybe start blasting showtunes too that'll really show them

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >it makes the trannies and gays seethe a lot
    Most dude i know with this haircut are unironic peepee sucking ball munching gays

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >not going for the mikkelsen haircut

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    My best friend is like 5'8 and quite DYEL but pulls insanely hard with this exact hair and similar face. Every time we go somewhere he pulls a b***h or two

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine having a completely different life where you were pulling b***hes all the time all because you changed your haircut. Time to take the haircutpill?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I do pretty well too but im successful, 6'4, and ottermode. My point was my DYEL friend whose a poorgay pulls almost purely from hairmaxxing and having a chad face

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        not so much the haircutpill so much as it is the hairlinepill

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Low IQ take, perfect hairstyle depends on your face shape and hair type.

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have this exact hair but a bit longer
    If you have curly hair there is 0 reason to not grow it at least somewhat long

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is about the limit for curliness, otherwise it just looks silly. Wavy is where its at, you get the best of both worlds.

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    shit haircut unless ur over like 28 years old tbh

    just get a zoomer haircut for appeal

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hair cut only goes with certain faces and finding a barber that fades well is hard. You'll also look either like you work for the federal government or you're following a trend

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    my forehead too big

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