Why is this roidmonkey blowing up?

Why is this roidmonkey blowing up?

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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    cause his videos allow zoomers to not think about anything at all for half an hour

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/8APC6UJ.png

      Hes cute and really likeable. Im in my 30s but zoomers are based and they enjoy this real lifter getting his engineering degree over some botox junky or roided sauna litterer

      Some apprentice engineer at my buddies work is apparently always watching this kid and has become obsessed with him.
      He takes about 12 pills daily and every supplement alongside his gym routine and is debating on steroids next. He's about 19.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        the future is bright

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        steroids were a mistake

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Tell him to go the homemade route.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        12 pills? I take some supplements and it's not necessarily unhealthy just because he's taking "12 pills." I take 6 desiccated beef liver caps, 4 magnesium + zinc, 1 multivitamin, 2 vitamin C, 2 vit d3+k2 softgels daily.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >*zoomers watch tiktok*
      "zoomer brains can't focus on anything for more than 60 seconds"
      >*zoomers watch a 30 minute gym vlog*
      >"zoomers just turn their brain off for 30 minutes"

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Who are you quoting?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        They don't focus on it though. It's background noise to fill the void. Zoomies can't cope with silence since they have no thoughts or internal monologues.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      you say that like it's a bad thing. Constantly having to think is a fricking curse.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        maybe you are negative and not that smart so you dont have anything good or interesting to think about

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Damn bro, you didn’t have to obliterate him like that

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Zoomers are litterallly GAY and they want to blow him and lick his innards

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      fuuuuck you got me
      imagine him on all fours in front of you

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        ...are you talking about the youtuber or the dog...nevermind, I don't want to know.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >what porn consumption does to the brain, bet you sexualize everything dont you, like all those gays out there

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      projection

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Can you explain to me what the frick this meme even means?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Dogwhistle. That should be the only clue you need. If you still don't get it, you're moronic and don't deserve an answer.

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Zoomers enjoy watching other people doing stuff and giving them money. It is bizarre.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Zoomers are tards bro can’t believe we share a board with those dweebs no cap

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Zoomers enjoy watching other people doing stuff and giving them money.

      Sounds like what boomers do with watching sports.

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Buy an ad, homosexual

    Thyme

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      what did you mean by this

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        newbie

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        sage is an herb. thyme is also an herb, he saged the thread moron.

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    no idea, maybe his calm, different approach to making videos, more down to earth so people can relate.

    I just love watching the rest of the so called fitness industry lose their shit, while their views are dwindling. Especially this guy that took him 15 years to reach 2m subs, Sam's got to 2/3 of that in less than 6 months.

    the roid rage is real

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      god i hate greg so much. Drama-chasing grifter who complains about anyone under the age of 30 doing steroids while peddling snake oil supplements.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        BUY MY COOKBOOK COACH GREG HAS THE BEST RECIPES YOU WONT FIND ANYWHERE ELSE! TAKE MY TEST BOOSTER!

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        i hate him because he's israeli

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        BUY MY COOKBOOK COACH GREG HAS THE BEST RECIPES YOU WONT FIND ANYWHERE ELSE! TAKE MY TEST BOOSTER!

        I mentioned it last thread but I just can't stand how every vid is ''Oh in todays video, (insert influencer here) has this problem, wouldn't have had it if he'd used (insert supplement) from my line, code greg for 15% off, tested and proven by science'', bro literally got famous off of telling people fat burners/test pills were snake oil for years then starts peddling them and saying ''but mine work since they're tested with NEW research'' and you just know a good part of his audience is gonna eat that shit up due to years of Greg building trust with them

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      god i hate greg so much. Drama-chasing grifter who complains about anyone under the age of 30 doing steroids while peddling snake oil supplements.

      how did he get 2m subs with that voice???

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        by telling people it's ok to be fat + i can guarantee that he bought subscribers

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        he does it intentionally, he says it gives him more views. I suspect it gives him more short term viewers, but fewer people who stick around. He acts up his emotions, but once u realize how fake it is it is a bit of a turn off.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Greg is such a gay now. His entire channel is such TMZ for gymcel zoomers.

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone who isn't actually moronic knows that every internet celebrity in the past 5 years is astroturfed. Not most of them, every single one. All created by an algorhitm meant to squeeze dopamine out of clueless normie brains.

  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    because he's a genuinely good guy
    >posts consistent longform unedited stream-of-consciousness
    >extremely socially anxious
    >cries from simple interaction with women
    >teaches viewers not to be autistics about form/perfection, more important to try hard
    >more reps at higher intensity is better than less reps with perfect form and range of motion
    >is extremely open and honest about his use of substances and sides
    >he's an absolute monster, and he's super young
    >seems like a genuinely good kid, I'm a fan

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      who are you quoting?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >greentexting is equivalent to quotation

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          It is, newbie.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >It is, newbie.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        moron

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      you forgot
      >he's an absolute monster, and he's going to die super young (from all the juice)
      FIFY

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        yes if he keeps doing stupid shit like eating all garbage + drugs + roiding. no if he eliminates any 2 from those 3. unless he already has a genetic problem.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        honestly seems worth it

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Just like Cutler, Coleman and Priest, yeah

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >extremely socially anxious

      >films in crowded gyms everyday
      >films in grocery stores
      >hangs out with pro bodybuilders

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        They are just projecting into him, sort of like zoomer guts but real

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >They are just projecting into him, sort of like zoomer guts but real

          yea this and he also just talks out loud to the camera in public

          >yea this and he also just talks out loud to the camera in public
          Look up any clip of him having to interact with a random person. Any.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            his interactions are fine, again you're just projecting

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              its an enormous meme and a trend, I definitely didn't make it up myself you old avacado toastbaby

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        yea this and he also just talks out loud to the camera in public

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >more reps at higher intensity is better than less reps with perfect form and range of motion
      Maybe if your a roider trying to blast the frick out of 1 muscle

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >teaches viewers not to be autistics about form/perfection, more important to try hard
      That’s bad. That’s how you injure yourself.
      The real reason he is blowing up is because he’s another fake natty and you morons always fall for the bullshit of fake natties.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >fake natty
        who fricking cares you gay

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        he isn't a fake natty unless he claims natty.

  8. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    He's blowing up because he's taking steroids. That's the whole point.

  9. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    because he's relatable. that's the only reason. he looks like a mass monster freak but inside he's a STEMlord awkward niceguy

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/nPxhFA4.png

      Why is this roidmonkey blowing up?

      I think this is it. Also he’s calm and has a nice voice. Have no idea how people get so invested in ecelebs though, it’s bizarre

  10. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >be an eceleb
    >see how the system works on youtube
    >people on youtube infact tell you how it works constantly
    >all the big content creators are pretty straightfoward about how they got on the front page
    >be wannabe eceleb
    >mass produce content
    >most people struggle with content, what do you make your content? Just verbally thinking outloud
    >go to gym, lift weights, talk about why you do things
    >likeable guy so people return to your videos
    >everyone knows you are on roids its very obvious
    >other fitness ecelebs come out screaming jaw unhinged with critics
    >this further boosts your reputation and marketing
    >continue making videos
    >money
    its no different from zyzz, rich, or any eceleb in general.
    >BUT I LIKE ZYZZ
    people hated zyzz here back in the day, then he died and blew up with normies.

    Anyway just lift weights and stop being a woman you loser ass drama prostitute, probably got some fat ass milkers i could suckle on, you got so much damn progesterone in you that one nut would spit out 5 kids

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      people didn't universally hate zyzz on here. he was a divisive figure, had fanboys and haters in equal measure

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        thats how you can tell who read zyzzs kym page or yhe people whoo interacted with him

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      This. These platforms just want content. And everyone just wants a simulated friendship

  11. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    this whole thread is moronic revisionist shit, blaming zoomers for making rhe guy big like this entire board didnt worship zyzz 13 years ago for being a giant homosexual who got jacked off roids back then too inspiring an entire generation. its literally time repeating itself except the old generation grew up on the internet too. i dont get older posters who shit on younger kids when they cam still taste their first protein shake in the back of their minds like it was yesterday. what made you Black folk so bitter?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      M*llennials don't know how to cope with getting old and out of touch

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        im convinced the same people creating the zoomer vs boomer divisiveness are all like 24-26 year olds who dont fit in with either group and larp as both sides

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'm 25, American by birth, Zoomer by the grace of God

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Boomers and zoomers are both based. Millennials are estrogen filled homosexuals who got berated so bad by boomers they started to cut their dicks off

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          actual zoomers and boomers aren't in a battle. Boomers are like 70+, you don't argue with your great grandpa.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >+70
            >great grandpa.
            My grandparents are 77 and 86, the frick you talking about grear granparents? I argue with them from time to time too, fun banter with the old farts

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I like sulek but you’re 1000% wrong about zyzz. He was never legitimately popular at the time. People thought he was moronic and a dickhead, but kind of funny. Being a vain juiced up moron was not cool in the mid-late 2000s. Zoomers are the ones who unironically look up to him.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >not popular
        >worshipped on IST
        >worshipped on PUA forums
        >FUARK memes everywhere

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, after he died.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            not entirely true. dude was a legend on the misc. posted on here too and was well regarded. most people didn't know he was roiding tho. and he had his fair share of haters because of his trolling. most people didn't even believe it when it first came out he was gone

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Zyzz was only known in the bodybuilding community as a meme. He had a pretty decent following on facebook, but was nonexistent on YouTube. He had nowhere near the following of someone like the hodgetwins, kali muscle, Mike chang when he was alive.

              Zyzz exploded massively in popularity after his death.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                I actually checked up on some old fitnesstubers and Elliot hulse became a political channel or some shit

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                His videos on clubs were massively popular here and on /b/ (when it wasn't a normie shithole).

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >2011 /b/
                >not a normalgay shithole

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >/b/ (when it wasn't a normie shithole).

                https://i.imgur.com/rg3bks5.gif

                >2011 /b/
                >not a normalgay shithole

                Your brains are so fried you think normal people go on /b/? It's nothing but gross coomer shit and edgelords

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                it’s nothing but spambots, i don’t know why cuckold spammers fight over /b/, hasn’t been a relevant board for over a decade

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's because Sam is hideous while Zyzz had an attractive face.

  12. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    because he's payinf for it
    same as liver king

  13. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hes cute and really likeable. Im in my 30s but zoomers are based and they enjoy this real lifter getting his engineering degree over some botox junky or roided sauna litterer

  14. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    autism. sometimes it leads to chopping the dick off, sometimes it leads to juicetrooning. zoomers are cursed

  15. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    > be former firefighter
    > guy gets T-boned horribly, like 65 miles per hour
    > tiny car - just gets thrown all over the place
    > oh shheeet, he dead
    > roll up - guy is totally fine
    > autism off the charts - literally
    > just jacked beyond comprehension - makes that guy in the pic look skelly as hell
    best the medics could figure is he was like a roll cage of muscle and that his neck was so strong it kept his head in place enough to not bounce off the car that hit his door

    anyway, that guy reminds me of him.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nice. Another reason to lift lads

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah be so big that you slowly die in your sleep

  16. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Did the entire online lifting community get hit by one of those Men in Black memory wiping devices? I thought we hated roiders? All of a sudden we go from hating roiders to suddenly a roider being the king of the hill on youtube lifting.

    Its as if the recent years of calling out roiders and shaming them meant absolutely nothing? lmao

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      They're all roiding though. Sam and Clarence are the only ones autistic enough to admit it.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      no one hated roiders really. except some people on here. they hated fake natties ( and for good reason) the most popular fitness channels are open roiders

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      How could someone be into bodybuilding or follow bodybuilders but hate roiders? That’s like being into auto racing and hating gasoline. Natties are so painfully self righteous it’s very sad

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        holy cope

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's mostly cope by naturals, many of the people they hold in high regard (often someone like Arnold - 'the golden era') or physiques they aspire to get were achieved by using roids. So it comes across as passive aggressive envy.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      We like roiders who are open and unashamed of it and don't pretend to be something else. Sam isn't being a homosexual and showing off all the time like his roided physique makes him a god or something. He's just a regular bloke who wants to get big as frick and roids are a part of that.

      Rich Piana was likeable for the same reason. He chose to use steroids, was completely open about it, told people that they are unhealthy and they shouldn't use them, and that he doesn't judge anyone for using them or not using them. It was just something that he decided that he wanted to do and he was going to live his life like that.

      The average roidtroony is an insecure homosexual who is always showing off and who wants people to believe that he got his physique through hard work and dedication and pretends like he doesn't take them. We hate those people.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        You're talking about 'we' but there's lots of people here that are against Sam for using roids.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          I think I speak for everyone here when I say that we all stand with Sam. Frick off Black person.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            I enjoy Sam's vids actually and have been subbed way longer than you probably Black person. Also, whiter than you.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              I called him a roidtroony when he was still <100k. How about that b***hBlack person?

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Sounds like a dyel cope

  17. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    seems like a cool dude

  18. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Same reason IST spammed Zyzz and Scooby.

  19. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >boring
    >talks slow
    >is big cause of roids
    >long hair yet wears hat 24/7
    >never has success with women

    He embodies the lonely misunderstood masculine warrior persona that most incels see themselves as these days

  20. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who is this homosexual and why do people keep posting him?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      some roidgay going viral cause he’s socially awkward and autistic thus “relatable” to terminally online morons especially on this board

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        But why him?
        There's a bunch of roid trannies.
        Is he the new zyzz?

  21. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >roidtroony posts ad shilling his own subpar incel content to ask why his incel content keeps showing up everywhere

  22. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Low key, no bullshit talk about lifting. He focuses on consistency and PUTTING IN THE WORK with intensity rather than "science" and minmaxing your workouts. He doesn't give a frick about if one thing is "killing your gains." He just goes hard and doesn't fill his workouts with fluff.

    Yes, he's on roids. But the main points he puts forth are useful for all lifters and it's refreshing to many to watch him say refreshing things. Just be consistent and train hard, going to near failure each set.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >But the main points he puts forth are useful for all lifters
      he’s enjoyable to watch but some of what he says is not really applicable. just never take rest days and eat like shit lol!!

  23. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    People like watching train wrecks. Everyone knows this dude is going to pop a gasket any day now. Same reason why anyone watches Nikoavocado act like an annoying fat moron.

  24. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've literally never watched a video with this guy, but my guess would be that he is relatable to the ever increasing amount of man-children who are banking on things like weightlifting to try and become some minor celebrity.

  25. 8 months ago
    SAM SULEK GOD EMPEROR OF FIT

    He is THE king of fit and the biggest thing in internet fitness right now. Deal with it

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      he looks like the israeli shrew from curb your enthusiasm

  26. 8 months ago
    SAM SULEK GOD EMPEROR OF FIT

    1.3 mil YT subs, 1.3 mil insta followers, 1.5 mil til tok followers. Sam make 100k just from social media. Plus he has a hostile sponsorship. Plus he's getting his mechanical engineering degree.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      sam suleks #1 meat rider

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      ESL spotted

  27. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    While I find his videos pretty boring after like the 4th or 5th, I do appreciate how he has none of the dramatic obnoxious overedited jumpcut-ridden bullshit that ... pretty much every big youtuber employs.
    Dude just turns on the camera and starts rambling. Can appreciate the throwback to a simpler time.

  28. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Buy an ad homosexual.

  29. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    YOU FRICKING homosexualS STOP MAKING SULEK THREADS

    STOP REPLYING TO SULEK THREADS

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I have filtered "zoomer", "sulek", "sam", but this homosexual just keeps evading

  30. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >watch one of his videos expecting some braindead zoomer trash
    >guy is actually pretty well spoken
    >videos are long form, not full of shitty hip hop and jump cuts to appeal to tiktokers
    >seems like a genuinely good dude

  31. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    seems like a nice guy, hes a roid troony tho so hes going to die within the next year and then every fitness tuber will have a reaction video to it

  32. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because he lives and trains like an old school bodybuilder and it's fun to watch him progress. Science homosexualry gets so fricking old.

  33. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who cares. You couldn't pick a more uninteresting "influencer."

  34. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    the condition of his skin is really terrible . can't believe hes 21 or 23

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      same shit with his back, look at his left rear delt/ rhomboid area

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why does he look so watery and undefined even on his cut? That back sucks...

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          even though the video released today it was recorded a few weeks ago when he was still on his bulk. the hosstile guys are very slow when it comes to making videos. they are usually several weeks behind but yeah his back is probably his worst part. he said most of his fat distribution goes to his back.

  35. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    he is full of tnt

  36. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    This homie hasn’t lost a single lb after 4 weeks of cutting

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      He looks leaner though. Could be recomping and gaining muscle on the cut because roids and he stopped eating only sugar and finally started eating some meat and eggs. Importance of micronutrients.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      How do you go from 5500 calories to 2500 calories and not lose shit?

  37. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    because the viewers are witnessing the slow suicide of a young man who is to stupid to know any better. he won't make it to the age of 25.

  38. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    ?si=7RhCki4YoeVlAfhM
    Comfy roider asmr

  39. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    zoomers live vicarious lives

  40. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    He’s better than all of you.

    >Muh roids
    Literally zero proof, just jealous homosexuals mad he bigger than you

    >Muh eats like shit
    And he’ll still outlive you as well.

    Stay mad.

  41. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    GH, Slin, and tren.

  42. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Associating with black market PED peddler Fouad Abiad pretty much guarantees he'll drop dead by 30

  43. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I thought zoomers can't handle calm, long form youtube content??? What is this sisters????

  44. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I give it until December for his views to start plummeting

  45. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    trips and sulek dies next week

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      trips and you fart a pungent fart in an inconvenient location next to a group of people

  46. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Why is this roidmonkey blowing up?
    He’s huge and has an agreeable personality

  47. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    cause all the old "fitness" israelitetubers hate him i'm a 37 year old boomer who doesn't watch israelitetube but can see why the old homosexuals seethe at him so much

  48. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    thats why. he doesnt give a frick and he is autistic. he is one of us.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I like Sam, but I swear there must be something off with the "risk restricting" part of the brains of people who do heavy roids like this. So many of them do silly shit like this for no reason.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        The brain doesn't finish developing until the age of 25. He is 21.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        the risk restricting part makes them roiders, not the other way around.

  49. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    My gym was playing his videos on the TV the other day

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      for real?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        yeah, for real.

  50. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    It’s like watching a train wreck man, you know people are going to die, but you can’t look away.
    Call it morbid curiosity

  51. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Why is this roidmonkey blowing up?
    he is going to come out as trans thats the deal he has made for his fame

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