no that's just a shit beard. I've got a great jaw and probably 1/100,000 beard genetics and probably won't ever shave any time soon.
Not because women like it more, they probably don't, but the instant authority, respect, and agreeability you get from authority / co-workers makes life less annoying.
Woman here. You guys would look 10x better if you trimmed it down. Trust me we make fun of your smelly beards behind your back. I tell my husband to keep a stubble and he does.
I don't believe you are a woman but what is wrong with my beard? I look worse without it
4 months ago
Anonymous
Too long, makes you look old. Grow it out when you’re 50.
4 months ago
Anonymous
This is why I just lurk. Shave your beard little man.
First time responding to you, so here is what i look without beard so be a fair judge.
https://i.imgur.com/ACU74Lv.jpg
[...]
Bros should I Unironically lose the long hair and go stubble? Here is me in 2022 with light beard and very short hair
https://i.imgur.com/KEjy8aY.jpg
[...]
Nah it’s the lighting. I’m med AF. Also that day my barber put some shit on my hair, here is what it looks like naturally
Should i shave it or not? Most people say it's good but it's mostly my male circle. Girls were staring me at the coffee shop today tho and i was with a good looking friend and got more mires so idk
How do you get lean and a flat stomach like that? Do you walk a lot?
I used to frick a lot in that pic
4 months ago
Anonymous
The beard will attract older women or younger girls with daddy issues. Up to you.
4 months ago
Anonymous
Ok thannks ill see what i can do next week with my barber
Dude literally WHAT THE FRICK are you even doing? Don’t touch it for the next 3 months and make a thread, I will remember you. Just stop shaving you are worse than clean shaven bottoms itt
i think you guys have a warped perception of what an indian looks like, most indians cant grow beards and look like this
noone of the 3 look like indians, they look mediterranean
>I've got a great jaw and probably 1/100,000 beard genetics >the instant authority, respect, and agreeability you get from authority / co-workers makes life less annoying.
Beard has evolutionarily been created to soften the blow of punches and kicks to the face. This is why only either highly aggressive men wear beards or basedjacks that are fearful of everything (the wide eyed and gaped mouth is a dead giveaway of the latter)
Thats an older idea
They made tests and shown that beard can cushion punches against hurting jaw bones
https://www.livescience.com/beards-protect-face-punches.html
His upper third is God-tier, but his face shape is oval. Not that great of a jaw, really. A beard like that only ever looks good when you're extremely lean and you have a masculine face shape (low, wide, triangle/square).
why shouldnt men jaw fraud? women are frauding everything with makeup and clothes that make them look less fat
beards are mens makeup, they are also good if you have a pencil neck because it just hides it
>why shouldnt men jaw fraud?
No reason to if you're not a jawlet and even if you are, growing a beard just to cover up your slight unluck when your beard looks like shit just shows you're insecure, if your beard genetics are good then go for it, but not because you look like shit without it >women are frauding everything with makeup and clothes that make them look less fat
And you're a fricking woman? Pathetic.
>not everyone has a good jawline
Then stop fricking coping like a b***h >WAAHH THE WORLD IS SO UNFAIR THERE ARE THINGS THAT I CAN'T CONTROL WAAAHH
Fricking deal with it, you're going to fricking die anyway, everything will vanish, pooof, gone, just like that, every memory, every pleasure, every pain, family members, friends, your fricking jaw, all your gains, the planet, the universe, gone, just live your fricking life and focus on things you can control instead of worrying about everything, in the end none of it matters, all that matters is making life as enjoyable for yourself as possible until you die and you will never enjoy it if you delude yourself into thinking that anything matters, so you won't get to frick that 9999/10 instagram prostitute stacy who sucks Black person dick for a living, so what, even if you did the memory would vanish as soon as you died, there is no pleasure, there is no pain, there is nothing to lose and everything to gain, it's not about what you got, it's what you do with it, your mentality and approach to life is the ultimate determining factor, if you just keep whining about everything like everything is a problem you'll never get anywhere, if you stop giving a frick and just focus on making things better for yourself no matter the odds you can make your dreams come true, stop fricking pushing yourself down over inane shit and listening to morons who don't live your life, have some fricking balls, develop skills, be assertive, focus on satisfying yourself not others, because you'll die alone and all those worthless opinions you gave a shit about, all those hours you wasted crying about muh gaynetics will vanish as soon as your brain shuts down, fricking go and get whatever you can you fricking homosexual
>Fricking deal with it
yes i will deal with it by frauding, its the meta in current year, no i will not sit here and not try to improve my looks, once i start balding ill hop on fin
why are you so mad about men trying to look better?
4 months ago
Anonymous
>yes i will deal with it by frauding
And you will live eternally in paranoia, worrying about your jawline, every strand of hair counts, right? If you'd ever interact with people who aren't deranged lunatics you'd find that nobody really gives a shit, you've just deluded yourself into a dysmorphic state in an attempt to gain something that in the end will give you absolutely zero pleasure, you're just chasing an unattainable high and you'll waste your life thinking that the next thing will be the one, but you will never be satisfied.
4 months ago
Anonymous
I get it but a beard turned me from a 3/10 to a 5, humans care about others appearance, they will treat you better according to how you look, especially women
4 months ago
Anonymous
Nobody normal in their skull looks at humans as a fricking rating, you absolute moron, there's a difference between taking care of yourself and incessantly obsessing over every little thing, if you try to be better for others and not for yourself you've already failed >humans care about others appearance, they will treat you better according to how you look, especially women
And what matters more is confidence in your abilities, why do you think literal mentally moronic thug Black folk who dress like fricking homosexuals walking out of a gay swingers club after getting railed by a dozen dudes get laid and you don't, hint: it's not because they're obsessing over "looksmaxxing" and "frauding", it's because they're going into shit with confidence and approaching the right people who are easily impressed by someone talking like a homosexual, you've mentally convinced yourself that one thing is more satisfying than something else and you're chasing things that will never satisfy you, even if you grow a beard to hide your jaw, you will obsess about your height, even if you wear lifts, you will obsess about your clothes, even if you put on some gucci homosexual rizz 6500 dollar shirt you will obsess about the pores on your fricking skin, you need to let go of your obsession of having it all and improve mentally and physically not out of desire to impress others, but to appreciate the intricacies of existence and the beauty which already surrounds you, within yourself lies the true satisfaction
4 months ago
Anonymous
>Nobody normal in their skull looks at humans as a fricking rating
And that's where you are wrong. The word looksmaxxing has been searched a lot more in google in the last 3 years. Zoomers are obessing over lookmaxxing because everything is online now, I think it's fair and I understand why they do that. 10 years ago nobody lifted and shit was easier.
Also post height.
4 months ago
Anonymous
>The word looksmaxxing has been searched a lot more in google in the last 3 years. Zoomers are obessing over lookmaxxing because everything is online now
Again, you're obsessing over what some 1% population of mentally moronic, terminally online gays think instead of thinking about yourself >10 years ago nobody lifted and shit was easier.
People have been lifting for thousands of years and the amount of average people has been the exact same >post height
175 cm, I don't care and literally noone around me has ever cared and if anyone did care I don't care, I just go on with my life like a non mentally ill person, almost like people value my skills, personality and approach to life more than something noone has control over
4 months ago
Anonymous
>175 cm
over
im not turk
ok roach
4 months ago
Anonymous
>>175 cm >over
Yes, over the hills, over the skies, over the millions of tiny snow crystals under my feet, over the rays of the sun piercing my eyes, over the horse gently pushing itself towards my hand in appreciation of the affection I give towards it, there is no greater taste than that of life and I am over all of it, for I am the greatest creation of the universe and there is nothing else like it
Do you recommend beard oils or do they frick your beard?
My wife got me some butter that I use every now and then but oils and shit I don't bother with. Some people swear by it but I just don't care that much.
[...]
why do caucasus and med bros have such better beards than anglos? I literally can't grow a beard for shit. are these natty beards or minox beards?
And asshair was evolutionarily created to silence farts and force people to eat diets with high fiber lol
Dude literally WHAT THE FRICK are you even doing? Don’t touch it for the next 3 months and make a thread, I will remember you. Just stop shaving you are worse than clean shaven bottoms itt
Got this beard oil that my gf got me, should I risk it? Any anons know if that will nuke my test or? Half of the shit on that oil I’ve never really heard off
me on the right
Sporting a beard while having a good jaw is total stupidity. A stubble can maximize a jaw but a beard like that just makes you look worse
no that's just a shit beard. I've got a great jaw and probably 1/100,000 beard genetics and probably won't ever shave any time soon.
Not because women like it more, they probably don't, but the instant authority, respect, and agreeability you get from authority / co-workers makes life less annoying.
I beard mog you
Good morning sir!
show bobs and vagene
You are brown
You're a non white browncel dyel from /LULZ/.
Post body and prove me wrong.
Seeth more. I aint a brownie
That's what I thought shitskin.
>Post body and prove me wrong.
You sure do
You look like indian janitors
Woman here. You guys would look 10x better if you trimmed it down. Trust me we make fun of your smelly beards behind your back. I tell my husband to keep a stubble and he does.
I don't believe you are a woman but what is wrong with my beard? I look worse without it
Too long, makes you look old. Grow it out when you’re 50.
First time responding to you, so here is what i look without beard so be a fair judge.
Should i shave it or not? Most people say it's good but it's mostly my male circle. Girls were staring me at the coffee shop today tho and i was with a good looking friend and got more mires so idk
I used to frick a lot in that pic
The beard will attract older women or younger girls with daddy issues. Up to you.
Ok thannks ill see what i can do next week with my barber
You know the drill b***h. breasts and tinestamp or sharpie in the shitter with timestamp. Make it snappy.
This is why I just lurk. Shave your beard little man.
I'm clean shaven and 185 cm tall. I can't grow a beard worth shit despite all that b***h you're breaking the rules and deserve to be reported.
You're probably not wrong, I'm
and no girl has ever said anything about my beard, it's only dudes who mire
Are you the t*rk?
im not turk
Literally all of eastern Europe is t*rkish
i look worse with a stubble, no way girls prefer this over a bigger beard
You're just too skinny, you don't exude manliness with your body
thats why I need a longer beard to make up for it, I'm bigger than that now but still DYEL
>I tell my husband to keep a stubble and he does.
We're all sure he feels very happy and confident in your marriage
>Woman here.
Then why are you talking?
no more brother wars sirs
India vs Pakistan
Nah it’s the lighting. I’m med AF. Also that day my barber put some shit on my hair, here is what it looks like naturally
KEK.
Bros should I Unironically lose the long hair and go stubble? Here is me in 2022 with light beard and very short hair
How do you get lean and a flat stomach like that? Do you walk a lot?
Lol no you don't. Mine still giga mogs yours by a country mile and, plus, Im probably like a foot taller than you
Nice
Good morning sir!!!
Dude literally WHAT THE FRICK are you even doing? Don’t touch it for the next 3 months and make a thread, I will remember you. Just stop shaving you are worse than clean shaven bottoms itt
OUTTA THE WAY SAAAARS
That’s a homie
based chad greek gladiator
cringe indian virgins
He looks about as Indian as the others though tbf
i think you guys have a warped perception of what an indian looks like, most indians cant grow beards and look like this
noone of the 3 look like indians, they look mediterranean
cause he is lmao, you'll be surprised by how many foreigners like to larp as greeks here and that anon is no exception
>Mog
>Brown
I don't understand.
dyel, this is a fitness board, you can post when u look decent
ok boomer
Good morning sir!!!
Are there ANY non Indians on IST anymore????
Son, if you’re under 40 and have anything longer than stubble it looks ridiculous, like a child playing with makeup.
If you have a great jaw then why waste the opportunity to rock a moustache?
Mustache plus mullet plus velcro sandals is gigabased
>authority, respect, and agreeability you get from authority / co-workers
king barista over here thinking his beard means shit
>I've got a great jaw and probably 1/100,000 beard genetics
>the instant authority, respect, and agreeability you get from authority / co-workers makes life less annoying.
Beard has evolutionarily been created to soften the blow of punches and kicks to the face. This is why only either highly aggressive men wear beards or basedjacks that are fearful of everything (the wide eyed and gaped mouth is a dead giveaway of the latter)
Drooling moron bro science
Thats an older idea
They made tests and shown that beard can cushion punches against hurting jaw bones
https://www.livescience.com/beards-protect-face-punches.html
nonsense. Beards have evolved against the cold.
And asshair was evolutionarily created to silence farts and force people to eat diets with high fiber lol
Facelet detected
Not the heckin razorino
Aryan vs israelite phenotype
>black hair
>aryan
Aryan just means European White, but yes, blond hair and blue eyes is the ideal
I'm sure he's bald because of hos high t and dht!
Ah that's a seriously shit beard. Needs to be trimmed a few cm and brushed
I could always tell by this guy's voice and cringe avatars that he looked like that.
This can't be real. Is there nothing beautiful left in this world?
>This can't be real.
that was my reaction
I thought his wife was a fat chink
Best mog as someone under 30 is a hair mog
>be a beardgay
>go bald
nothing personnel, kiddo
His upper third is God-tier, but his face shape is oval. Not that great of a jaw, really. A beard like that only ever looks good when you're extremely lean and you have a masculine face shape (low, wide, triangle/square).
bing bong bing 1 up yahoo!
so this is the power of a looksmax God
eight year olds get this excited for this shit. wish these homosexuals would get real hobbies and love something that isn't video game moronicness.
OP here, forgot to mention i m a 5ft 100 lbs gay indian trans queen.
If it matters
Bing bing wahoo 1up
LMAO PAKI VS JEET THREAD WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUCK HAHAHAHAHAHA
Right is just an unfortunately timed photo.
The beard is shit, but it's not like he went full Reddit and lost the hooded hunter eyes.
Dude is legit freaky looking in that photo
Like call campus security levels off weird
The beard doesn't suit his söy/femenine oval face, truly.
Don't make fun of OG super mario, Black person, that shit was my childhood and I'm having fun replaying it with my little sister
you look good medbro but how tall are you
6'2
is that the same person? because even without the beard they would look like different people.
lmao ok αράπη, από ποιά χώρα που τελειώνει με -στάν μας ήρθες;
You're jaw-frauding. Beards should be trimmed close to the face in order to be acceptable.
why shouldnt men jaw fraud? women are frauding everything with makeup and clothes that make them look less fat
beards are mens makeup, they are also good if you have a pencil neck because it just hides it
>why shouldnt men jaw fraud?
No reason to if you're not a jawlet and even if you are, growing a beard just to cover up your slight unluck when your beard looks like shit just shows you're insecure, if your beard genetics are good then go for it, but not because you look like shit without it
>women are frauding everything with makeup and clothes that make them look less fat
And you're a fricking woman? Pathetic.
not everyone has a good jawline, its better to grow a beard than to do surgery that might bog you
>not everyone has a good jawline
Then stop fricking coping like a b***h
>WAAHH THE WORLD IS SO UNFAIR THERE ARE THINGS THAT I CAN'T CONTROL WAAAHH
Fricking deal with it, you're going to fricking die anyway, everything will vanish, pooof, gone, just like that, every memory, every pleasure, every pain, family members, friends, your fricking jaw, all your gains, the planet, the universe, gone, just live your fricking life and focus on things you can control instead of worrying about everything, in the end none of it matters, all that matters is making life as enjoyable for yourself as possible until you die and you will never enjoy it if you delude yourself into thinking that anything matters, so you won't get to frick that 9999/10 instagram prostitute stacy who sucks Black person dick for a living, so what, even if you did the memory would vanish as soon as you died, there is no pleasure, there is no pain, there is nothing to lose and everything to gain, it's not about what you got, it's what you do with it, your mentality and approach to life is the ultimate determining factor, if you just keep whining about everything like everything is a problem you'll never get anywhere, if you stop giving a frick and just focus on making things better for yourself no matter the odds you can make your dreams come true, stop fricking pushing yourself down over inane shit and listening to morons who don't live your life, have some fricking balls, develop skills, be assertive, focus on satisfying yourself not others, because you'll die alone and all those worthless opinions you gave a shit about, all those hours you wasted crying about muh gaynetics will vanish as soon as your brain shuts down, fricking go and get whatever you can you fricking homosexual
>Fricking deal with it
yes i will deal with it by frauding, its the meta in current year, no i will not sit here and not try to improve my looks, once i start balding ill hop on fin
why are you so mad about men trying to look better?
>yes i will deal with it by frauding
And you will live eternally in paranoia, worrying about your jawline, every strand of hair counts, right? If you'd ever interact with people who aren't deranged lunatics you'd find that nobody really gives a shit, you've just deluded yourself into a dysmorphic state in an attempt to gain something that in the end will give you absolutely zero pleasure, you're just chasing an unattainable high and you'll waste your life thinking that the next thing will be the one, but you will never be satisfied.
I get it but a beard turned me from a 3/10 to a 5, humans care about others appearance, they will treat you better according to how you look, especially women
Nobody normal in their skull looks at humans as a fricking rating, you absolute moron, there's a difference between taking care of yourself and incessantly obsessing over every little thing, if you try to be better for others and not for yourself you've already failed
>humans care about others appearance, they will treat you better according to how you look, especially women
And what matters more is confidence in your abilities, why do you think literal mentally moronic thug Black folk who dress like fricking homosexuals walking out of a gay swingers club after getting railed by a dozen dudes get laid and you don't, hint: it's not because they're obsessing over "looksmaxxing" and "frauding", it's because they're going into shit with confidence and approaching the right people who are easily impressed by someone talking like a homosexual, you've mentally convinced yourself that one thing is more satisfying than something else and you're chasing things that will never satisfy you, even if you grow a beard to hide your jaw, you will obsess about your height, even if you wear lifts, you will obsess about your clothes, even if you put on some gucci homosexual rizz 6500 dollar shirt you will obsess about the pores on your fricking skin, you need to let go of your obsession of having it all and improve mentally and physically not out of desire to impress others, but to appreciate the intricacies of existence and the beauty which already surrounds you, within yourself lies the true satisfaction
>Nobody normal in their skull looks at humans as a fricking rating
And that's where you are wrong. The word looksmaxxing has been searched a lot more in google in the last 3 years. Zoomers are obessing over lookmaxxing because everything is online now, I think it's fair and I understand why they do that. 10 years ago nobody lifted and shit was easier.
Also post height.
>The word looksmaxxing has been searched a lot more in google in the last 3 years. Zoomers are obessing over lookmaxxing because everything is online now
Again, you're obsessing over what some 1% population of mentally moronic, terminally online gays think instead of thinking about yourself
>10 years ago nobody lifted and shit was easier.
People have been lifting for thousands of years and the amount of average people has been the exact same
>post height
175 cm, I don't care and literally noone around me has ever cared and if anyone did care I don't care, I just go on with my life like a non mentally ill person, almost like people value my skills, personality and approach to life more than something noone has control over
>175 cm
over
ok roach
>>175 cm
>over
Yes, over the hills, over the skies, over the millions of tiny snow crystals under my feet, over the rays of the sun piercing my eyes, over the horse gently pushing itself towards my hand in appreciation of the affection I give towards it, there is no greater taste than that of life and I am over all of it, for I am the greatest creation of the universe and there is nothing else like it
Checked and based. Every cope is a sign of weakness.
It doesn't really hide a thin neck though. If anything it accentuates it. Key is to just train neck
idk i have kind of a pencil neck and my beard hides it pretty well from the front
My beard is shit bulgarian bro.
Not that bad but you look fat. Rate mine
I am fat as shit after the holidays. I think it's better than mine so 7/10.
im bulking on that pic ofc i look fat
Do you recommend beard oils or do they frick your beard?
lol you're a funny guy
My wife got me some butter that I use every now and then but oils and shit I don't bother with. Some people swear by it but I just don't care that much.
why do caucasus and med bros have such better beards than anglos? I literally can't grow a beard for shit. are these natty beards or minox beards?
Mines natty, didn't even know people put minox on their beards like that.
you look good gentlemen, i was just bantering
never used oil only balm, i wanna try oil at some point
Got this beard oil that my gf got me, should I risk it? Any anons know if that will nuke my test or? Half of the shit on that oil I’ve never really heard off
Just use butter or balm, oil makes your beard shiny unless you're going for that look.
Χαχα τι λες ρε; Είσαι αξύριστος μπροστά μου. Μετανόησε και Ελα σε 3 μηνες
Also
>shaves his chest while growing a ‘beard’
bing bing bing wahoo 1up
who wore it better?
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He looks bad because the beard accentuates his pencil neck. He should take the neckpill.
he's a supermodel. he doesn't need a neck to mog you. status exists above the neck.
Your nipples are browner than my xmas yule log. You're some variety of Black person
I now feel bad for owning a Switch, even if I bought just to pirate Nintendo's games.
All switch games are free to play on pc and you can upscale them to 4k.