Why the FUCK aren't you training gymnastics?

Why the FRICK aren't you training gymnastics?

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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    because i'm too tall

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fpbp

      I did until i literally got too tall. I physically couldn't complete an underswing on pbars because my knees hit the ground. This was in year 8

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    i missed the boat. didnt start as a kid and you cant do it as an adult. youre just a larping calisthenics gay not a real gymnast

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Height 1.68 m (5 ft 6 in)
    Gymnastics is a midge sport

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      seethe lanket

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Her boyfriend is Paul Skenes. He's 6'6''.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          is this homie wearing a timex?

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Its for the catcher to call pitches. Hes basically getting a telegram and has the dots and dashes memorized to know what to throw next.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Do paging services still exist? I have an old Motorola that still works fine. Is it possible to use it with radio or something?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          maybe it isnt about the face at all

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            He's tall, rich, fit and has high status. 4/5 ain't bad.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              he sux

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                this guy looks based. Bet you he throws in some ‘Black folk‘ when he is talking to his black teammates

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                hes kenny powersesque

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                https://i.imgur.com/lgYQvO9.jpg

                kinda gay

                Do zoomers only have mustaches for ironic reasons? This looks ridiculous

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                I have a big 70s tier mustache. It gets mixed reception. New people I meet love it. People who knew me pre mustache seem to hate it and be super critical of it. then they get used to it and stop caring. I like it so I'm keeping it. people just hate change. When I shave it off those same gays would criticise and say it looks weird

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Why do you know who some random gymnasts boyfriend is? Jesus christ bud, get your life together.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            I actually didn't know. But I could see from the pads in the webm that she was at LSU, so I googled "LSU gymnastics..." and the autocomplete led me straight to

            Who

            Olivia "Livvy" Dunne. Apparently she's some famous insta thot. After I finished jacking off to some pictures of her, I looked up who her bf was, just to prove a point to the original manlet who posted her.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Damn I need to move to the South. California is full of frickin' goblins

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Subconsciously prepping for jamal at 0:10

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Who

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous
        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          All I need in my life is a woman who can do this.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >not sniffing those exposed pits too
          wasted free T boost

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        She's 5'6". That's pretty tall for a gril

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I would sniff her butthole If you grasp what I'm getting at.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        imagine all the sex positions you could do with this broad.

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm not a midget, which means all the exercises are way harder for me to do, still, I like it and I'm working my way to a front lever.

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    somebody get that guy a drug test, because that is not natty

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    jesus what a douchebag.

    must have a lot of good weed tho

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I kind of have this face with a better jawline

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Are you also MLB No.1 draft pick with a record breaking 9.2 million dollar signing bonus?
        Are you also 6' 6'' ?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          I don't play baseball. I am 6'5".

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >6'5"
            + a jawline, that's actually pretty good
            good for you brotha

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    kinda gay

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    test

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      icles

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gymnasts have great bodies.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      AAAAAAAAA IMAGINE THE FEELING OF THE TOPS OF YOUR FEET SLIDING ON CARPET LIKE THAT WHAT THE FRICK AAAAAAAA

      (yeah I'm autistic but still)

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        What tactile sensations do you get from this webm?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Twink anus collapsing on my dick in a slightly painful way

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Hmmmmm.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              He seems to be straight given his socials.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Name please

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Bryce McKenzie

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            I wish I could kill you

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Wish for better things anon

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            you blind homosexual i hate you

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          He only has forearms. Everything else is twink.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          https://i.imgur.com/7QNFkbF.jpg

          Hmmmmm.

          Gymnasts have great bodies.

          Since this is their complete personality, do these twinks just kill themselves once they reach an age at which that look and behaviour does no longer work?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ninja glowed up

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, wiry monkey man is basicaly the peak of human aesthetics no cap
      Heavy lifts are a product of the industrial revolution so workers could more efficiently load bags of material in to hoppers, the free man needs only to lift himself

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      his physique has a weird balance to it

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        It looks very nice to me. Very nice indeed.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I want to kiss him bros

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        He is quite a dish.

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I’m not a roided homosexual twink

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm over 4 feet tall.

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Let me tell you folks, gymnastics is a tremendous sport. It’s fantastic. The things these athletes can do, it’s unbelievable. But let me tell you, it’s not for everyone. And that’s okay. That’s okay. I myself, I’m not a gymnast. Never have been, never will be. But that doesn’t mean I don’t respect the sport. I have tremendous respect for gymnasts and what they do. It’s incredible. But it’s not for me, and that’s okay. We all have our strengths, our talents. Gymnastics just isn’t one of mine. But I still respect it, and I always will.

  13. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    You have to be a manlet with twig legs to be good at gymnastics

  14. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    You don't need gymnastics for that body. all you need is calisthenics and difficulty progression. a strong core will protect your back for life. now get your ass to work

  15. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because I have an 80 inch reach

  16. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >5 ft 6

  17. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    how long do you have to do this stuff to get thicc? I remember doing huge volume of pushups for years and they did nothing to my physique, I don't understand how some gymnasts get so built. was also weird how the girls that did it were either incredibly wiry or kind of had that fat-muscle almost linebacker type of build.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >huge volume of pushups
      Progressive overload. If pushups are easy do a harder variation and then a harder variation of that, etc. Same as increasing weights when lifting.

  18. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Risk of injuries are significantly higher compared to bodybuilding which has the lowest rate of injury, costs a lot of money and time, also I don't give a shit.

  19. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I can get the same with weights.
    also, they have shit backs and legs.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I can get the same with weights
      Let's see it then

  20. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do gymnasts lift as well as their sport specific training?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm not a total gymnast but my brother-in-law trained it as a kid and coaches it now professionally (not olympic teams but still). No, they're not secretly doing deadlifts or whatever rippetoe-isms you might hear. They might, every now and then depending on who's coaching, frick around with dumbbells, usually for wrist stuff, but they're not doing shit like 300lb overhead presses to "improve" the iron cross.

      There's stuff you can take from it. Straight arm work will absolutely savage your biceps for example. Heights are a cope. Roiding for muscle bodybuilders average 5'7" and gymnasts are on average 5'6" so it's not this radical difference and the gymnasts don't even take shit specifically get fricking huge yet still get bodybuilding comparable results especially in the arms.

      The thing about barbells is that you can get anyone, absolutely anyone, to do them. It's more efficient overall, I'd never deny that. But if you are physically fit enough to use it effectively, it will give results and possibly be more fun for you.

      I hate that people think gymnasts are massive because of the training they do so they replicate it. It’s like people training Olympic lifts to look like Lu, when you’re never going to hit the same weights as him. Gymnasts aren’t so big because they do isometrics, it’s because they’ve been training since they were 6.

      Same logic goes to "weights." You lift weights to look like arnold, do you look like arnold? I put weights in quotes because, you are lifting weight it's just not plates.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Does your BIL ragdoll your sister?

  21. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hate that people think gymnasts are massive because of the training they do so they replicate it. It’s like people training Olympic lifts to look like Lu, when you’re never going to hit the same weights as him. Gymnasts aren’t so big because they do isometrics, it’s because they’ve been training since they were 6.

  22. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gymnastic is a sport for turbomanlets

  23. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because I'm not a manlet. Also that boy roids.

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