BULKING MADE ME HATE EATING, I ALREADY FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA EXPLODE BUT I STILL NEED TO EAT 5 MORE MEALS BEFORE I HIT MY DAILY CALORIES.
YOU FAT FRICKS DON'T KNOW HOW GOOD YOU HAVE IT. EXISTENCE AS A SKELETON IS PURE PAIN.
WHY THE FUCK DO I HAVE TO EAT BIG TO GET BIG??????
Drink your calories skellyfren
Either you eat your meals and become big or you remain a skinny little DYEL and become my gf (male).
Personally I'm fine with both.
EASY
2 Grand Big Macs
3 x fries
2 x Zinger Stackers
4 x thigh pieces
12 x hotwings
A tub of chocolate ice cream
2 litres of 7 Up
Repeat every day.
>just die early
you're eating way too much you're just gonna end up fat like some powershitter just stick to 2k cal right now
>you must eat meals
Ok, that's fine
>you must cook those meals yourself
Well I guess I cou-
>then you must wash the dishes
NOOOOOOOOO
Don't you have a dishwasher?
No my gf doesn't live here 🙁
>picrel
just use the same plate for 2 months
>then you must wash the dishes
Use the same plate and fork for the day
Put plate in sink
Use rectangular plates that allow for 3 to be used in a single row in dishwasher
Get 20 plates
Run dishwasher once every 3 weeks
literally just eat butter. just put olive oil in every meal, make high calorie smoothie
people here will say this is normal behavior and then tell me i have an eating disorder for eating OMAD lmao
anyway OP did you ever consider that you can get bigger by adding say 10% to your calories rather than going powershitter mode off the bat
>tell me i have an eating disorder for eating OMAD
Yes thats disordered eating. Its fasting and binging
Eating maintenance is not binging, moron
Whatever you gotta tell yourself man
lol post belly fatty
>falling for the bulk meme
Enjoy getting fat then having to cut it all again lmao
Just eat slightly above your maintenence with enough protein and you will grow
This, for this love of god OP do not fall for the powershitter bulking meme, listen to your body.
I made the same stupid mistake and ended up having to cut a lot, being fat made me feel so uncomfortable. Never again.
just use loads of olive oil and butter
100ml of olive oil has 900 calories
Pizza
>YOU FAT FRICKS DON'T KNOW HOW GOOD YOU HAVE IT. EXISTENCE AS A SKELETON IS PURE PAIN.
You're doing the same thing as fatties complaining about cutting. Either stop being a pussy or deal with it.
Do women really only eat snacks and candy all day?