When his teeth rotted from all the sugar, he got dentures, but for whatever reason got them 3 times his size, I guess to keep his persona of "friendly fat guy"?
His entire pathetic existence revolves around being a fat slob and getting pity points because "poor fat guy, he's too fat to lose that fat and eats 50 pizzas because he's depressed his stepdad raped him".
I'm willing to bet he's also stuck in this loop: >see your career floundering, numbers dropping >change it up, grift you are finally going on a weight loss journey, getting surgery, make inspiring videos >views seemingly stop hemorraging >lose some weight, people get tired of "hey guys I lost 5 pounds" posts, numbers keep dipping >give up and binge eat back to his fattest point or even fatter >return to step 1
Yeah when they cremate his ass
His soul probably weighs 50 lbs
digits and boogie's ashes get sucked into 'cado's butthole
Digits are useless against booger. He has survived quints. Only a full-house will take him down.
But steel is heavier than feathers
more chance of the indian guy slaying the stacey intern at work
yeah when the maggots are devouring his corpse
What the frick is wrong with his mouth?
When his teeth rotted from all the sugar, he got dentures, but for whatever reason got them 3 times his size, I guess to keep his persona of "friendly fat guy"?
This guy gets constant pussy btw, while most of IST are still virgins
His entire pathetic existence revolves around being a fat slob and getting pity points because "poor fat guy, he's too fat to lose that fat and eats 50 pizzas because he's depressed his stepdad raped him".
I'm willing to bet he's also stuck in this loop:
>see your career floundering, numbers dropping
>change it up, grift you are finally going on a weight loss journey, getting surgery, make inspiring videos
>views seemingly stop hemorraging
>lose some weight, people get tired of "hey guys I lost 5 pounds" posts, numbers keep dipping
>give up and binge eat back to his fattest point or even fatter
>return to step 1
will I ever care?
No. He's too stubborn, self-pitying and defeatist.
Who knows, now that he got a 20yr gf and went on a shrooms trip, he might turn it around. I wouldn't put money on it though....
How is his beard grey but not his crown hair?
> has fame
> has money
> has 20 yo gf
> IST seethes about him constantly
> won't die
hot take: he's made it.