I'm not a morning person. I wonder if having a dog will force me to wake up early for morning walks
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Will having a dog help me get?
The dog has no way to force you to wake up early and walk it. Your dog will be just as fat as you are. Hopefully the kettle does a bmi check on prospective owners.
yjk
You just know browncel hands typed this post kek
It's weird that they choose the fitness board to do that.
they do it all over IST and IST it's a weird form of cope its basically them admitting a girl would rather frick a dog then a pajeet or mexican
>think op is fricking around with the title
>its real
why would you make a title like that wtf lmao
You're not going to believe this but...a lot of people around the world aren't terminally online degenerates corrupted by an unlimited amount of porn of an ever-increasing level of degeneracy
speak for yourself because thats literally not true at all. you would know this too if you spent more time fricking women. just because they dont know "yjk" doesn't mean they arent into other fricked up shit homosexual
That's not what I meant you 'tard. What I mean is that she obviously didn't meant to imply that she fricks dogs with that title, it just sounded like a normal, straightforward sentence for her. She might be into shitting on men's chests, I don't know, that's not the point
Forgive me for bullying you then, it wasn't very straight forward what you were suggesting but I agree with you
That's okay anon, no problem. I apologize for any confusion
I like her videos too anon
No. Your dog will lay there until you wake up, pretenting to sleep.
>insane session
session? session of what..?
>obv not being an art of zoo connossieur
She's an animal groomer, a tiny woman at that. The girl with the dogs is the name of her YouTube channel, and you can see the insane yapping Huskies get up to and stuff. Doing a Tibetan Mastiff's hair must be an exercise in patience - and imagine doing it to something larger than your bodyweight and size, like being a hairdresser for a bear.
>groomer
Haven’t worked out since I got mine don’t fricking do it
I assuming it's a dog grooming video. I also assume OP wants us to assume it's sexual.
I can't stop laughing at the idea of someone scrolling through YouTube, seeing this thumbnail, and immediately thinking 'you just know'
It's also the smile of the woman. And the dog looking like "Oh shit, what is she going to do to me?".
i mean the dog doesnt have to "go in the morning", i go out with my dog at 3am and then 11 am
In theory it will, but in practice you might just be a lazy jackoff and raise a neglected, frustrated, sad dog.
If you're a lazy homosexual, getting a dog is not going to stop you from being a lazy homosexual
Even worse, you're going to neglect and mistreat your dog by letting it get fat like you
and jesus christ socialise the fricking thing. my parents, i love them, but they are horrible pet owners. they don’t fricking walk them so now they grew up being scared of other dogs so they get aggressive.
Another 4 am morning walk today with the dog in silence watching the sunrise, to come home to my gf cooking before work. Pretty kino if you ask me.
My dog 100% wakes me up but I feel better about it than when I woke up with an alarm. He will just come up and whine or lick me. I wanted to get on that early morning grindset so it worked out, but I'm not fat and have the discipline to work out 5-6 days a week and run 2 miles every day.