Will we see aging cured in our lifetimes? Do you engage in anti aging practices?
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/man-spends-93-days-bottom-30137421.amp
Will we see aging cured in our lifetimes? Do you engage in anti aging practices?
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alright, anons
im a moronic gay and dont get it
qrd?
sweet even
if ai is successful and ageing can be cured then we will
I never left the basement and look ten years younger at 35
Ur mom's so fat her basement is a pressurized environment?
t. Adam Webber
YOU VILL LIVE IN ZE POD AT ZE BOTTOM OF ZE OCEAN
YOU VILL LIVE IN ZE PINEAPPLE UNDER ZE SEA
In the most horrible nightmare of a way possible -
YES.
>And in those days shall men seek death, and shall not find it;
>and shall desire to die, and death shall flee from them.
there's been a lot of different articles articles and stories lately about changes in time, aging, etc.
>And in those days shall men seek death, and shall not find it
scary, anon
may Christ keep us
christianity was never more globally tolerated than it is today, even in former communist countries. Also, the number of christians is slowly increasing as Black folk breed uncontrollably
Completely opposite to what is supposed to happen according to bible
They did an age test? Was it a birthday cake with 10 fewer candles?
I heard his farts also smell like perfume and that if your hand is bigger than your face that you have hair cancer
True but the pod smells like updog
What you mean by the use of this word ‘updog’?
What's updog?
Not much, whats up with you?
G O T T E M
when you say "updog", what do you mean?
Ok lets see the before and after pics. Oh wait...
After 558 days, he is a baby.
Pressurized chambers are used to accelerate regeneration of skin lesions, but the patients only stay inside them for a few shorts sessions.
My mom used to say the reason gays have such bulgy eyes is because of the pressure in their anus during buttsex
So what you’re saying is we need to build bigger penis pumps.
How much younger are the Oceangate dudes??
decades
Depends if they got reincarnated yet or not
It is appointed unto man to live once
Gone back to abortion
I think we already have but only in the brain.
For the elites? It's likely, yes. For you? Never lol. Why would they want permanent useless eaters? You will work till you can't work no more, then you will blow whatever little you saved on medical treatments to live 5 years longer than you otherwise would.
Oh so his telomere's have lengthened? LMFAO I hope he likes cancer.
https://www.hopkinsmedicine.org/news/newsroom/news-releases/2023/05/long-telomeres-the-endcaps-on-dna-not-the-fountain-of-youth-once-thought--scientists-may-now-know-why
>In a study of 17 people from five families, Johns Hopkins Medicine researchers say they found that ultra-lengthy DNA endcaps called telomeres fail to provide the longevity presumed for such people. Instead, people with long telomeres tend to develop a range of benign and cancerous tumors, as well as the age-related blood condition clonal hematopoiesis.
As the other anon alluded to, aging is a defense against cancer. If you cure aging, then 100% of those cured will develop cancer at some point. Seems pretty lucrative for big pharma, so i bet we see it sooner than we think.
Sneed
Cancer is just immortal cells
If you simply cause a single tumor that encompasses every cell in the body, now your entire body is immortal as the telomeres will never change length
It's only a problem when one tumor competes against other tumors or against the rest of your organism (the "healthy" part)
>but muh mutations!!!1
Based, you get mutant superpowers like the sewer lizards
You're moronic
it's always the amerilards who are wrong about something on an incomprehensible scale . why. is it truly only their education or a unique brand of arrogance?
both
You guys are on an American speaking backwater yellowtail birdspotting-spotters imageboard so there are many many of us and the morons are the first to comment without hesitation.
I've gotten about 1/2 though a reply and instantly stopped caring hundreds of times, I'm sure there's many like me
Join us in our watery grave
>3 months for 10 years ago reversal
Fake
>fake
No shit, it's the Daily fricking Mirror what did you expect
I think immortality is going to be a thing if you are 45 or under, but that is a schizo prediction of mine.
Time goes slower in space, maybe it has a similar effect at depth
boomers can now live forever, they just need to physically kill their children in addition to the financial, spiritual killing they have committed already
>INB4 someone posts that freak tech mogul that made himself look like a ten year older transwoman from an unholy brew of meds, vitamins, and vampire blood transfusions
This only works if you're Atlantian. Your ancestors were from Atlantis weren't they anon?
Seatopian, here
Time goes slower at a lower gravitational potential thanks to time dilation.
But its only a tiny effect isnt it?
Like for you 93 days have passed but for everyone else its 93 days and 12 milliseconds.
>mirror
Might as well make it up yourself
that's a fricked up link
the Titan submarine people sure must be feeling real fresh then, they must be like 80 years younger by now