It's crazy how easy it is to impress normies, their standards are so low. If you have even a tiny bit of muscle definition on you then you're already in the top 2% of physiques. Get abs and you've left the rest of the population behind, most people will only see someone like you maybe once every few years in real life.
I was a 30%ish fatoid (3 years ago) when I started and within six months at work I had people calling me an athlete (I still looked like shit), the bar is halfway built into the floor with normies
Imagine being the world's most popular clown.
You're not talented, you're not charismatic, you're not smart, you're just the guy who entertains children on youtube by throwing sounds and images at them.
Not just his eyes but his smile, that's not what a human smile looks like
Those things are fricking demonic. The other day I went into the kitchen to make my kids lunch and left my 5 and 4 year olds in the other room, had put on a YouTube video of Beethoven's moonlight sonata to occupy them while they were playing in there so they wouldn't get up to too much trouble waiting for their food. One of them acquired the remote and changed it to another video, and it was one of those cocomelon things. I realized some freakish bullshit was playing and ran back into the room going what the heck is this? What happened to Beethoven? My son says he changed but he doesn't know what this is he's watching. I shut it off and said don't watch stuff like that it'll melt your brain and turn you moronic. He said okay sorry dad and went to play with some blocks. I made sure they didn't sit in front of the TV again the rest of the day.
At least it's the summer now. Almost all of their free time involves going to the pool, playing in the backyard, going for bike rides or walks, or going to the playground.
you’re a good dad. my sister at least moved her family out of the city to be away from pollution, crime, and brown people but that’s not gonna do much good when you leave your kid unattended in front a TV all day.
>what the heck is this? What happened to Beethoven?
Kek'd
Youtube has been fricking cancer since 2013 when vidya commentary with "wacky" reactions became the top of the chain.
>what the heck is this? What happened to Beethoven?
Kek'd
Youtube has been fricking cancer since 2013 when vidya commentary with "wacky" reactions became the top of the chain.
If you set up a youtube kids acount you can have it only whitelist certain content - so if you have the time to select a few of the more educational channels you can avoid all the cocomelon, blippi, vlad & nikki type shit.
Of course if it was just for music there are probably better options than yt for that
We have a toddler so he's mostly watching curious george and "kids crew" atm
He's a golem, he exists only to farm views
If you ever see him discuss Youtube algorithm shit or video meta you can see actual enthusiasm, in all other circumstances it's a facade
>If you ever see him discuss Youtube algorithm shit or video meta you can see actual enthusiasm
never watched one of his videos but i was shown a instagram reel of him discussing just that and he was excited like you say
I have never been fat. I would count any type of movement other than moving around on the couch as cardio, why not? It may be super light, but it still raises heart rate even if only a little bit, hence cardio, what's the problem.
No. This is obviously a CIA operation. By saying he's been lifting for 6 months and that he's made no progress (I checked -- he looks the same as he did 6 months ago), he is effectively attempting to discourage his fans from taking up weightlifting and fitness in general.
Also, the troony friend thing happened overnight, which never happens to people from
[...]
who have been mindfricked. It's a gradual process, yet this guy went from looking like a normal dude to dressing like a female and wearing makeup in one day. Another CIA operation.
The government wants kids trans and unfit. They do not want straight, healthy people. They are so much harder to govern and can unite and rebel.
>psyop
possibly. he also is a zoomer hyperbole wizard. he looks anorexic in this profile pic, and notice he never mentions what kinds of weights he is lifting (probably cardio level). but as you said this is all planned maybe.
There’s NO FRICKING WAY this dude was 40%. If he was 40% then I’m 75% body fat at 6’3” 270lbs. No fricking way. He was maybe a skinnyfat 25% at most. I’m about 30% right now and a lot bigger than he was, although I do have muscle.
Yeah okay Jimmy you dropped 25% body fat in 10 months.
I hate trainers who do this crap. 99% chance he has some dickhead clueless trainer who’s his friend who used calipers or tape instead of paying a reputable one and doing a dexa. He has no excuse. He has the money and time. And now because he got results because of consistency he’s gonna believe his useless trainer is actually good.
>There’s NO FRICKING WAY this dude was 40%. If he was 40% then I’m 75% body fat at 6’3” 270lbs. No fricking way. He was maybe a skinnyfat 25% at most
true
He wasn't.
He's either consciously lying because he hasn't put any effort in, or his trainer has lied to him saying "oh yeah man we're doing body recomposition now brah you used to be obese but now your lean that's totally why you bla blah blah...."
If he was serious about getting fit, getting bigger, he would have started an exercise blog and made a profit off of it, posting routine, diet and progress.
Especially pics.
I bet he starts frauding.
>gone from obese to lean
What? Don't watch his videos but from the thumbnails spammed on 4C, I never once thought this guy was obese. Maybe skinnyfat, but never obese
This is such a weird thing to lie about, 40% bf is boogie/wingsofredemption tier. More than just that you are absolutely not shedding that much fat in 10 months, people who are that obese take years of work + they usually require surgery because of flabby skin.
I honestly don't doubt it. 40% bodyfat sounds like an overestimate but getting from seriously skinnyfat to lean takes forever.
I was skinnyfat from years of eating like shit and getting down to low body fat took me 19 months, bulking for +1 pound a week for months with 5-6 days a week at the gym, followed by cutting for -1 pound a week for 2-3 months at a time. I ate well and would work real hard on my cuts to keep my lifts from going down much, and even though I would lose a pound a week right on schedule the fat never seemed to go away. Finally on the third cut the stubborn chest and waist fat started burning away.
It's crazy how easy it is to impress normies, their standards are so low. If you have even a tiny bit of muscle definition on you then you're already in the top 2% of physiques. Get abs and you've left the rest of the population behind, most people will only see someone like you maybe once every few years in real life.
>literally names himself beast >tries to give a jesus christ impression of himself by giving sight to those lacking it in a video
homie...this shit creepy as frick nocap...
Have a relative with crohns had it has completely fricked him over. He has probably spent years of his life in a hospital in total with various surgaries and an ungodly amount of cameras up his ass.
He will never mog the true king of youtube... Pewds
Dyel
Pewdiepie is 5’9”
>following literal antichrist
Frick off, worker of Satan. You're now eternally banished from the kingdom in heaven for spreading word of Beelzebub
who the frick is mr beets
I don't groom children. So no.
What's wrong with him? Why do his eyes always look so dead?
and what's up with the bugs bunny smile
>with trainer
kek
kek
I was a 30%ish fatoid (3 years ago) when I started and within six months at work I had people calling me an athlete (I still looked like shit), the bar is halfway built into the floor with normies
Smiling without the eyes crinkling always gives a slight uncanny valley vibe and he seems to do that a lot
tfw I just learned that a few years ago and have been giving uncanny smiles for 25 years
it kinda looks like he has an olive pit in his mouth but nowhere to put it
were you abused
you shouldn't have ever had to not know how to smile, it should be natural not something you "do"
Because he isnt actually smiling. Its a psychopath mimicking what they think a smile is. Showing teeth only.
sold his soul for fame
Imagine being the world's most popular clown.
You're not talented, you're not charismatic, you're not smart, you're just the guy who entertains children on youtube by throwing sounds and images at them.
Not just his eyes but his smile, that's not what a human smile looks like
Unironically has no soul. He's a homunculus like those cocomellon cartoons my sister is rotting her son's mind with 🙁
Those things are fricking demonic. The other day I went into the kitchen to make my kids lunch and left my 5 and 4 year olds in the other room, had put on a YouTube video of Beethoven's moonlight sonata to occupy them while they were playing in there so they wouldn't get up to too much trouble waiting for their food. One of them acquired the remote and changed it to another video, and it was one of those cocomelon things. I realized some freakish bullshit was playing and ran back into the room going what the heck is this? What happened to Beethoven? My son says he changed but he doesn't know what this is he's watching. I shut it off and said don't watch stuff like that it'll melt your brain and turn you moronic. He said okay sorry dad and went to play with some blocks. I made sure they didn't sit in front of the TV again the rest of the day.
At least it's the summer now. Almost all of their free time involves going to the pool, playing in the backyard, going for bike rides or walks, or going to the playground.
you’re a good dad. my sister at least moved her family out of the city to be away from pollution, crime, and brown people but that’s not gonna do much good when you leave your kid unattended in front a TV all day.
>what the heck is this? What happened to Beethoven?
Kek'd
Youtube has been fricking cancer since 2013 when vidya commentary with "wacky" reactions became the top of the chain.
If you set up a youtube kids acount you can have it only whitelist certain content - so if you have the time to select a few of the more educational channels you can avoid all the cocomelon, blippi, vlad & nikki type shit.
Of course if it was just for music there are probably better options than yt for that
We have a toddler so he's mostly watching curious george and "kids crew" atm
My son is about to turn 2 and has never had any screen time. Trying to push that out for as long as possible.
He's a golem, he exists only to farm views
If you ever see him discuss Youtube algorithm shit or video meta you can see actual enthusiasm, in all other circumstances it's a facade
>If you ever see him discuss Youtube algorithm shit or video meta you can see actual enthusiasm
never watched one of his videos but i was shown a instagram reel of him discussing just that and he was excited like you say
Slappy the Dummy-looking ass
he works 20 hrs a day
Sounds like he has shit genetics for lifting. Also fell for the cardio meme.
Sounds also like he just doesn’t lift that much/do that much training. Most people I know who count steps work in offices.
>Steps
>Cardio
Walking isn't cardio you fatty
I have never been fat. I would count any type of movement other than moving around on the couch as cardio, why not? It may be super light, but it still raises heart rate even if only a little bit, hence cardio, what's the problem.
post body
Natties that do cardio always look much better than natties that just lift.
I don't have troony friends, so no
>was 40%+ bodyfat
???
No way he was 40% bf
He's tall as frick. I passed next to him once at a Dollar General. Absolutely no fricking way he got anywhere near 280 pounds.
No. This is obviously a CIA operation. By saying he's been lifting for 6 months and that he's made no progress (I checked -- he looks the same as he did 6 months ago), he is effectively attempting to discourage his fans from taking up weightlifting and fitness in general.
Also, the troony friend thing happened overnight, which never happens to people from
who have been mindfricked. It's a gradual process, yet this guy went from looking like a normal dude to dressing like a female and wearing makeup in one day. Another CIA operation.
The government wants kids trans and unfit. They do not want straight, healthy people. They are so much harder to govern and can unite and rebel.
he was a porn addict since before mr beast even blew up. Porn addict becomes autogynephilic and goes trans for his gay fetish. Nothing unusual.
>psyop
possibly. he also is a zoomer hyperbole wizard. he looks anorexic in this profile pic, and notice he never mentions what kinds of weights he is lifting (probably cardio level). but as you said this is all planned maybe.
>6 more months and I'll be satisfied
Lol he's learning
>10 months
>still lean
kek, shit genetics, maybe he should troon out too
>this larping homosexual
40% bf is close to Boogie in his prime-fat days.
There's no fricking way this dude was 40% BF
There’s NO FRICKING WAY this dude was 40%. If he was 40% then I’m 75% body fat at 6’3” 270lbs. No fricking way. He was maybe a skinnyfat 25% at most. I’m about 30% right now and a lot bigger than he was, although I do have muscle.
Yeah okay Jimmy you dropped 25% body fat in 10 months.
I hate trainers who do this crap. 99% chance he has some dickhead clueless trainer who’s his friend who used calipers or tape instead of paying a reputable one and doing a dexa. He has no excuse. He has the money and time. And now because he got results because of consistency he’s gonna believe his useless trainer is actually good.
>There’s NO FRICKING WAY this dude was 40%. If he was 40% then I’m 75% body fat at 6’3” 270lbs. No fricking way. He was maybe a skinnyfat 25% at most
true
no way he was 40+%
who?
I don't like his content but I do admire his single-minded autism
What does a psychopath at 40% bodyfat look like IST?
This?
It's impossible he was +40% body fat. That's land whale tier.
hes talking about his soul
Nope
in reality this Black person went from 25% to 18%
40% BF is like hurley from lost lmao
Body fat PERCENTAGE
He just didn't have any muscle at all and didn't weight much.
You can have high bf % without being fat.
Disastrous post my homie
hes right you zoomer moron
>obese
When was he ever obese?
He wasn't.
He's either consciously lying because he hasn't put any effort in, or his trainer has lied to him saying "oh yeah man we're doing body recomposition now brah you used to be obese but now your lean that's totally why you bla blah blah...."
If he was serious about getting fit, getting bigger, he would have started an exercise blog and made a profit off of it, posting routine, diet and progress.
Especially pics.
I bet he starts frauding.
fatfrauding, that's a first. why are skinnyfatgays like this
>gone from obese to lean
What? Don't watch his videos but from the thumbnails spammed on 4C, I never once thought this guy was obese. Maybe skinnyfat, but never obese
omggg he respects meeee reeeeee
This is such a weird thing to lie about, 40% bf is boogie/wingsofredemption tier. More than just that you are absolutely not shedding that much fat in 10 months, people who are that obese take years of work + they usually require surgery because of flabby skin.
Boogie is like 400 lbs, 0.4*400=160. If what you are saying was true, that would mean Boogie has 240 lbs of LBM. That sounds fricking absurd.
I honestly don't doubt it. 40% bodyfat sounds like an overestimate but getting from seriously skinnyfat to lean takes forever.
I was skinnyfat from years of eating like shit and getting down to low body fat took me 19 months, bulking for +1 pound a week for months with 5-6 days a week at the gym, followed by cutting for -1 pound a week for 2-3 months at a time. I ate well and would work real hard on my cuts to keep my lifts from going down much, and even though I would lose a pound a week right on schedule the fat never seemed to go away. Finally on the third cut the stubborn chest and waist fat started burning away.
TL;DR: Never get skinnyfat
It's crazy how easy it is to impress normies, their standards are so low. If you have even a tiny bit of muscle definition on you then you're already in the top 2% of physiques. Get abs and you've left the rest of the population behind, most people will only see someone like you maybe once every few years in real life.
lmfao
Fat means nothing when you still have an ugly extremely punchable face.
>I've gone from obese to just lean
>was 40% body fat
doubt.
This guy has always been a rake.
Besides, doesn't he have a serious health condition?
>the biggest Basedtuber on the planet is starting down the fitness to Far Right pipeline
Can't wait for his "Giving 7 million children a homeland for their people" video.
>literally names himself beast
>tries to give a jesus christ impression of himself by giving sight to those lacking it in a video
homie...this shit creepy as frick nocap...
Doesn't this guy have Crohn's? He may moneymog me into oblivion but at least I'm not shitting blood lmao
I have Crohns. It's easy to manage for a lot of people with medication, diet and exercise. I haven't seen blood in my shit in 10+ years.
Have a relative with crohns had it has completely fricked him over. He has probably spent years of his life in a hospital in total with various surgaries and an ungodly amount of cameras up his ass.
And it*
>thinking you can even reach 40% bf when you have fricking crohns
Bruh I was legit obese as frick at 38%bf. There was never a moment he was 40%bf
>billionaire with no real job
>takes drugs to achieve results
I really don't care