wish i skipped legs

>fell for the "dont skip leg day" meme
>pants too tight now

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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Switch up your exercise selection, focus more on the glutes and hamstrings.
    Reverse lunges + Bent over rows won't cause this goofy look.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Build a comically large ass bro
      >The fella-I mean girls- will love it.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Girls do actually like big butts though.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Switch up your exercise selection, focus more on the glutes and hamstrings.
          Reverse lunges + Bent over rows won't cause this goofy look.

          my ass is already too big just from fat distribution

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Proof?

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              pants tight and uncomfy. not saying i look good, just that my legs are bigger.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Post pic bro I need to jerk off

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Then lose fat idiot

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Your gunt distracts from your butt so what's the problem?

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Same. Having a really feminine fat distribution as a man is Hell. Especially when all of your friends are the naturally skinny type so you stand out even more

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            LONDON

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Girls love legs and they stand out. Be proud homosexual.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >The Fella-I mean Girls- do actually like big butts though.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I wish I could increase my glutes better. I looked like Hank Hill before I started lifting but it's still sad.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Shut the frick up you homosexual.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >bent over rows are a leg exercise
      Anyways big glutes especially make your pants fit worse because the seat in most pants is not that big.

      Anyone had to abandon underwear because legs grew too much and the underwear was hurting your balls?
      I used to be a medium, then skipped to extra large and now just go commando everywhere

      duke athletics dri-duke compression shorts bro
      There are always non athletic clothing options for muscular guys that aren't too damn tight or for fatties
      Obviously you can just wear sports shit but who wants to do that all the time
      Look at the military, police and security market. Mostly all that shit is cut right for muscular people and isn't all just le tacticool

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just get bigger pants then idiot, that's like complaining that your shirts are too tight because your chest and back grew too much. It's just a minor inconvenience that also proves that you've made great progress

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      your right, thanks anon

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I thought the same, that it was deads and squat. Nah I was just fat. Once I hit <13% bf I could wear my old pants again

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    don't skip leg day isn't a joke, but if you're not american it's not aimed at you. Americans legs wither away because they drive everywhere and sit in wage cages the rest of the time. If you're from anywhere else you probably don't have comically skinny legs by default.
    enjoy your chaffing

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >if you're not american it's not aimed at you
      No, it's for tall people.

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    To me huge legs and ass is a slave feature. It's meant to carry the burdens of others, quite literally go get my water and carry it in this stupid pot or carry these rugs or huge cases of amber you fricking slave.

    I can get huge legs but purposefully avoid what I should do to get them big in order to have extreme sexual dimorphism and upper body dominance. Swimming, cardio, etc I've even stopped sprinting and stuff like that in my effort to have a body that looks more like an Arno Breaker sculpture than some fricking fat powerlifting midwesterner. I've literally never once seen a rich guy who is popular with women with huge powershitter thighs and calves like some wagie and it took me some time of observing hue man nature and exercise science in order to downsize my groid tier thighs and ass and also massive calves.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      tf kind of take is this
      muscular legs are fricking rad, ever seen a boxer?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        CTE groids? Yes plenty. Not my aspiration.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      You are simultaneously correct and incorrect. Huge legs and ass allows you to carry a heavy burden, but it does not mean that you necessarily have to carry the burden of others. Those with massive thighs can carry the heavy burden of creation, but those without it cannot. Therefore, if you wish to create a new world, you must have thunder thighs or you will crumble under the weight of such a responsibility.

      Get fricked

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Are you worth at least 7 figures and below 12% bodyfat? That's who I want to take advice from.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          you're a frickin dork

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Not poor thoughbeit

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      you don’t lift

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is this some sort of cope for being a weak pansy who won't do squats?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        It is

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        It is

        Indeed

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is unironically a ground breaking, Earth shattering take. I have much to think about...

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Okay bro enjoy your frailty

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      kings were all fat lards or diseased from all the inbreeding. most watriors throughout history were "slaves". woman arent actually mega autists to care enough about muh thigh size. please get laid

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone had to abandon underwear because legs grew too much and the underwear was hurting your balls?
    I used to be a medium, then skipped to extra large and now just go commando everywhere

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I've started ripping more and more boxers, I might have to switch to briefs

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Shouldn't it be the opposite?

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'm ripping boxers, but wouldn't briefs be less likely to be ripped by my thighs and ass?

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            I thought it'd be the opposite because briefs are tighter
            But I guess you make sense bc briefs would expand and not rip
            Regardless, I never used boxers, but the briefs are all tightening my balls

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              I honestly don't know what underwear I should start wearing, but my boxers keep on getting ripped

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                boxer briefs have been the default underwear for men for a while

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                this

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                this

                back when I was in high school all of the guys wore boxers

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Shouldn't it be the opposite?

        I split my boxers in half on the leg press the other week. I heard that loud CRACK and grabbed my bits cause I thought my shorts had split in half. When I got home and looked my boxers were fricking shredded

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          you should wear compression shorts/spandex to the gym, boxers will definitely rip if you work out in them

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    the only way I would not skip leg day is if my dick was big enough to look big in tight pants, but it's not, so frick having big legs

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >thinks getting too swole for your current wardrobe is a problem

    Ngmi

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >cant tell when someone is just bragging

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Buy bigger pants, twinky

  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Get athletic cut jeans

  11. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    just wear shorts

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Shorts are for children and Steve Irwin. Wearing shorts(outside of exercise/sports) over the age of 14 is incredibly cringey.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        *Tips fedora*

  12. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I can squat 295lbs for sets of 6, but my legs are already too big. I can’t find any pants that fit. People point out how big my legs and ass are. What do I do? Should I just quit squats and deadlifts for light dumbbell work?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      see

      https://i.imgur.com/OA91G6h.jpg

      just wear shorts

  13. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    all girls mire me for my tight pants
    I've been "accidentally" and intentionally grabbed by colleagues in the office
    my boss milf cougar grabs my ass all the time, gives me a lil smack and says good job because I'm also the best manager in the office and shit gets done
    my workout routine is:
    monday Wednesday friday:
    3 sets deadlift x 3-7 reps
    3 sets snatchpulls x 3 reps widegrip 3 reps midgrip 3 reps shoulder wide grip (mechanical dropsets)
    3 sets weighted pullup 4-7 reps
    3 sets weighted chinups 4-7 reps
    + 1 dropset of 5 weights calves machine focusing on stretch fixes hamstrings and achilles forever
    and Tuesday Thursday Saturday i do
    3 sets ohp 3-7 reps
    3 sets snatchgrip behind the neck press (klokovpress) 3-7 reps
    3 sets front squats3-7 reps
    2 sets each leg Bulgarian Squat 3-7 reps
    + 1 dropset of 5 weights hip adduction machine focusing on the stretch (greatly increases mobility)

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not OP but that routine seems like it'd be really fun to do, great shit anon

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        i just split posterior and Anterior Chain
        and it works great for me after years of training i found out this works best for me personally
        i do regularly deload after 4 weeks though and do a week of brosplit as deload with lighter weights and higher reps

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >hip adduction machine
      lol get fricked troony
      >snatch pulls
      pointless
      >focusing on stretch fixes hamstrings and achilles forever
      source of info required
      >monday Wednesday friday:
      >Tuesday Thursday Saturday
      you are seriously inefficient by going to the gym this much
      >klokovpress
      pointless, you're gonna snap ur shit

      shitty ass dyel routine post body to prove me wrong i'll wait

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >>hip adduction machine
        >lol get fricked troony
        Genuinely who in their right mind would neglect a muscle group as large as the adductors

  14. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I literally can't find pants that fit anymore. Where do you shop?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Look for athletic fit, chino pants I found some at target they fit nice 🙂

  15. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wear spandex. Let homosexuals admire your dong.

  16. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Not seeing a problem

  17. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    i've been dealing with this my entire adult life because i played hockey for 25 years
    you need to buy jeans/pants with the stretchy material, much more comfortable
    also go a size up, both length and width. if you bunch them properly they won't look baggy and sloppy

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      hockey ass is a real problem

  18. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >work out my legs like a regular person
    >pants always break after 1-2 months of normal use due to my thighs being too big

    No one told me it would be so expensive to work out

  19. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Holy frick just buy athletic fit pants

  20. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Be fatass who loves hiking for over a decade
    >Thighs and calves like hams
    >Finally get enough and lose 50kg
    >Gone down from waist 38 to 32
    >Thighs are much slimmer
    >Calves are still hams
    I have to carefully put on/pull off my pants every single fricking day because they never fit

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I have big thighs but tiny calves
      After 3 years of working out I finally became Milhouse

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