>Jack Nicholson and Danny Devito
both are unironically some of the most charismatic men on the planet, they get pussy IN SPITE of looking like wrinkly eggs
>"I wasn't prepared. It was like an animalistic shock went through me," she said. "I don't know, he's like not human. He's like something Michelangelo carved. I've never seen a man that looks like him. It's incredible." >"Yes! I actually did [touch them]," she said. "Early on, I had to do a scene where I had to flirt with him and touch his waist."
>"I wasn't prepared. It was like an animalistic shock went through me," she said. "I don't know, he's like not human. He's like something Michelangelo carved. I've never seen a man that looks like him. It's incredible." >"Yes! I actually did [touch them]," she said. "Early on, I had to do a scene where I had to flirt with him and touch his waist."
This is why I lift bros
Except you will still be ugly fricks so nobody will give a shit about your six pack.
https://i.imgur.com/7xwR3Y6.jpg
Goddamn....bros, are we ever gonna feel something like this?
If you have a beautiful face to go with the sculpted body, then maybe
>"I wasn't prepared. It was like an animalistic shock went through me," she said. "I don't know, he's like not human. He's like something Michelangelo carved. I've never seen a man that looks like him. It's incredible." >"Yes! I actually did [touch them]," she said. "Early on, I had to do a scene where I had to flirt with him and touch his waist."
Reminder Zach Efron is not natty and has had severe physical and mental side effects as a result of his baywatch role.
Also all articles regarding movie casts are paid advertising for the movie.
Bro... I thought Men's Health articles were of the standard of The New York Times or The Washington Post. No plebeian would believe what comes out of MH right?
could you imagine if he was a regular poster in one of those lookism forums.
Like he has thousands of posts and uses the lingo and talks like an incel on there.
Any nobody suspects a thing.
could you imagine if he was a regular poster in one of those lookism forums.
Like he has thousands of posts and uses the lingo and talks like an incel on there.
Any nobody suspects a thing.
He went too far down the rabbit hole on the lookism forumd4 that he was a member of.
The guy broke his jaw in two pieces in a domestic accident in 2013. I don't think he's that stupid to have bogged himself in that way.
>be famous since a kid >handsome >slaying pussy whenever he wants >gets deformed by some sketchy esthetic surgery
It doesn't do the numbers. Maybe if his career was in danger or he wasn't young enough for certain roles the atrocity would make sense.
Pic is him in 2012 before the "accident".
How he keeps lying about it and blaming it on running into a fountain is sad. Dude looks 20 years older now. Is this just dysmorphia? Went from every girl's dream pretty boy to Rob Lowe in the blink of an eye
>this looks incredibly ugly though.
Exactly that's what women will think.
Which is why money and status is the actual think that matters if you want women.
>Which is why money and status is the actual think that matters if you want women.
Nope. Wrong. And you're an idiot for making the same idiotic claim that all dumb people make when they're trying to sound smart, despite being wrong. Physical beauty is the only thing that matters. You could be completely homeless, not showered in 3 months, your ass is covered in shit, and your dick is caked in smegma and urine, and if you're hot enough, women would gladly suck the smegma off your dick and clean your butthole with their tongue, simply because you were just THAT hot. Being hot is all that matters. Now stop being fricking moronic and wrong.
6/10 women vote that this body is on the same level as a grossly obese person >3/10 women voted that I guess it's not repulsive >1/10 women found this body very attractive
it's over
Buddy, I look handsome in front pic. Let’s say 8/10.
You don’t wanna know what happens when the profile shows up and my nose and my weak jaw are revealed.
what sort of pseudoscience nonsensical trash is this thing
are women voting on if a man is trustworthy or smart based on their torsos
that sort of assessment is heavily weighted towards body-language and posture, not the actual build. what the frick is this even
>are women voting on if a man is trustworthy or smart based on their torsos
In this case, yes.
Trustworthy category is not only how trust worthy somebody seems, but also principled and reliable.
and apparently that torso makes women feel that the person is untrustworthy, unreliable, unprincipled.
also moronic, and ugly.
the voting is anonymous anon. There is literally zero contact between the women and the ratings they give.
This is as "safe" as it can possibly get for them to give their honest opinion.
Who is she virtue signaling for and trying to not seem shallow for in this case?
>The pic looks very unflattering. I bet they're voting on the picture and not the body.
The only thing in that image IS the body.
yeah, look at that body, clearly only a moronic psychopath quasimodo.
The fact that majority of women voted as not attractive at all, should tell you all you need to know about having muscles or being lean.
While a guy in a suit with no muscles and a background showing they are finacially well off instantly garners positive appeal to women.
this is how women view men, money and status. beying a gymrat might only impress some crackprostitute coomer who is only and I mean only thinking about how hard you will rail her with your wiener
That’s the guy? This is basically me to the dot, even the bodyhair.
What mode is this? I’ve thought I’m dyel ausschwitz mode. I’ve been here to long, what is this by normiestandard?
If you spent ANY time with women and hearing them amongst themselves talk about who they find attractive you would know that women don't actually know what objective masculine beauty is.
It's 90% PSYCHOLOGICAL
As long as you are not grotesque, you can get any girl so long as you have CHARISMA.
Women are people, people have preferences. Some guys like fit chicks, some like tomboys, some like fat, some like blondes, etc.
Women are the same way. There is no single trait ALL women find attractive in men the same way there is no single trait ALL men find attractive in women. Some hit higher in terms of %, but nothing is universal.
Women are a cesspit of emotions, insecurities, and hormones. They find different types of men attractive depending on how they’re feeling at any given day.
There’s no magic formula. Your charisma may attract Stacy A but Stacy B thinks your loud and annoying. It’s ultimately a numbers game, meet enough women and some will find you attractive.
>reddit spacing
No, women are barely registering anything physical. They just parrot what others around them and on social media say.
FAT AS FAT CHADS HAVE NO ISSUE GETTING GIRLS
IT'S ALL A STATE OF MIND
Men will frick anything women only frick the highest status men they can get in hopes of securing commitment. Status is a formula that has to do with height/looks, money, and charisma.
You are completely fricking detached from reality I have witnessed several women in my life leave their high status partner to frick random losers who don’t even have a bucket to shit in.
Listen pal. I'v been "be yourself" my entire life. Not a single chick liked me for who I am. >then change homosexual
No, I like myself, I followed in what I believe, stuck to what I believe is important and I have not done anything wrong. The choice to be me was made long ago, If I die alone then that is the destiny I must live out.
11 months ago
Anonymous
That's
Yeah that. Be yourself. Like yourself and stand up for yourself. Be a contrarian, and have principals. That's attractive.
11 months ago
Anonymous
>That's attractive.
Then why does nobody like me? Something don't add up.
Long ago I had a choice, to be popular by appealing to what other people value, or to chase the truest expression of myself.
I chose to be myself, accepting that most people wont like me, but somebody, will, somebody out there, at least one person will like me for who I am.
Turns out that literally nobody likes me. Well frick. And it's far too late to turn back.
I guess it could always be worse, at least I Have myself. What would be worse is to chase what other people value, and then still end up not being liked, not even the "fake you".
That would be a double loss, while in my case it's only one sided loss.
>be celebrity
>have lots of money
>women like me for some reason
Crazy
cope
We're talking about Zac Efron here, the guy who bogged himself and lied that it was "reconstructive surgery due to an accident".
Ugly celebrities hardy have any success with women
Wrong.
Danny Devito fricks.
Then why don't they like fat, ugly celebs like Jonah Hill?
They do. Jonah hill slays way more pussy than you can dream yo
Nobody likes that israelite
Harvey Weinstein fricked more women than you will ever do lmao
That's called rape.
Jack Nicholson and Danny Devito slay more as bald boomers than you could ever imagine
>Jack Nicholson and Danny Devito
both are unironically some of the most charismatic men on the planet, they get pussy IN SPITE of looking like wrinkly eggs
I'm in love with Alexandra Daddario's big ol mammarios if you know what I mean.
I don't really get the gist of your message here
Why this cryptic speech trend is so popular here?
Her boobs are not that big honestly.
I-i don't know what you mean by that, anon.
wait, is her character in love with his abs or the actual person?
>"I wasn't prepared. It was like an animalistic shock went through me," she said. "I don't know, he's like not human. He's like something Michelangelo carved. I've never seen a man that looks like him. It's incredible."
>"Yes! I actually did [touch them]," she said. "Early on, I had to do a scene where I had to flirt with him and touch his waist."
This is why I lift bros
holy frick. cut motivation. gonna go get another 1k steps in before bed frick it.
Except you will still be ugly fricks so nobody will give a shit about your six pack.
If you have a beautiful face to go with the sculpted body, then maybe
You should lift weights instead of bros.
Wrestlers are pretty buff too.
Goddamn....bros, are we ever gonna feel something like this?
Alexandra D'addario is married. Think about that for a second. A married woman is saying this
She’s selling the movie you fricking dolts
Reminder Zach Efron is not natty and has had severe physical and mental side effects as a result of his baywatch role.
Also all articles regarding movie casts are paid advertising for the movie.
Bro... I thought Men's Health articles were of the standard of The New York Times or The Washington Post. No plebeian would believe what comes out of MH right?
Just not his face
Rob Lowe maxxed
Nah Rob Lowe still looks great.
More like Bogmaxxed.
could you imagine if he was a regular poster in one of those lookism forums.
Like he has thousands of posts and uses the lingo and talks like an incel on there.
Any nobody suspects a thing.
kek
Literally me. Everyone thinks I'm a chud just because I shit on trannies
He was skinny but frick he had some great abs
Because he was a fricking Tarzan, he’s not roiding S/S in the jungle
He was beginning to look like a rando NPC for a bit so I can understand why he got the work done.
Why'd he do it bros?
He went too far down the rabbit hole on the lookism forumd4 that he was a member of.
BOG legacy
The guy broke his jaw in two pieces in a domestic accident in 2013. I don't think he's that stupid to have bogged himself in that way.
lmfao shut up moron
>be famous since a kid
>handsome
>slaying pussy whenever he wants
>gets deformed by some sketchy esthetic surgery
It doesn't do the numbers. Maybe if his career was in danger or he wasn't young enough for certain roles the atrocity would make sense.
Pic is him in 2012 before the "accident".
If you think an old injury suddenly bogged him years later then you are a fool.
he paid big price
it's the hgh
How he keeps lying about it and blaming it on running into a fountain is sad. Dude looks 20 years older now. Is this just dysmorphia? Went from every girl's dream pretty boy to Rob Lowe in the blink of an eye
efron got walled. it over.
Funny thing is that his bogged up face still mogs you and 98% of men on this planet
It's from steroids. He has a massive case of HGH jaw like dwayne wade and lebron
I just it's assume it's me that women don't like.
She's mid compared with original baywatch chicks.
Even tho Brande Roderick was beautiful and E. Eleniak was at her prime, I always had something for Nicole Eggert, man....
Nah
okay boomer
>Daddario
>mid
you gay af. she's pushing 40 and still looks like this. her genes are in top 1%
I wanna suck them melons
>You just know
Me on the left.
I’m gonna say I just know
A man can only assume.
An observant individual can't miss it.
she's fricking that dog
literally moronic and homosexual, not that the og baywatch girls werent fine.
>woman
>childless 25+ roastie
The title of woman is earned through childbearing. The title of man has even more requirements. Most of you are still boys and will never be men.
it's not the body, it's the money and status
this looks incredibly ugly though.
only the leanness is similar
>this looks incredibly ugly though.
Exactly that's what women will think.
Which is why money and status is the actual think that matters if you want women.
>Which is why money and status is the actual think that matters if you want women.
Nope. Wrong. And you're an idiot for making the same idiotic claim that all dumb people make when they're trying to sound smart, despite being wrong. Physical beauty is the only thing that matters. You could be completely homeless, not showered in 3 months, your ass is covered in shit, and your dick is caked in smegma and urine, and if you're hot enough, women would gladly suck the smegma off your dick and clean your butthole with their tongue, simply because you were just THAT hot. Being hot is all that matters. Now stop being fricking moronic and wrong.
Did they...?
No, he's gay
Wrong
Body you posted has incel beta insertions and is basically dyel
Nothing compared to efron
>beta insertions
You don’t even know how stupid you sound do you
6/10 women vote that this body is on the same level as a grossly obese person
>3/10 women voted that I guess it's not repulsive
>1/10 women found this body very attractive
it's over
You right
Buddy, I look handsome in front pic. Let’s say 8/10.
You don’t wanna know what happens when the profile shows up and my nose and my weak jaw are revealed.
hahahAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA!
I get how these votes would happen but what the frick did they mean by this
? Did the survey 3rd worlders?
You can photoshop change the background and a person will be rated quite differently in terms of attractiveness.
Welcome to the female brain.
what sort of pseudoscience nonsensical trash is this thing
are women voting on if a man is trustworthy or smart based on their torsos
that sort of assessment is heavily weighted towards body-language and posture, not the actual build. what the frick is this even
>are women voting on if a man is trustworthy or smart based on their torsos
In this case, yes.
Trustworthy category is not only how trust worthy somebody seems, but also principled and reliable.
and apparently that torso makes women feel that the person is untrustworthy, unreliable, unprincipled.
also moronic, and ugly.
Well no shit you ask a woman direct she’s gonna give you whatever answer she thinks makes her seem not shallow, same as the dadbod larp
the voting is anonymous anon. There is literally zero contact between the women and the ratings they give.
This is as "safe" as it can possibly get for them to give their honest opinion.
Who is she virtue signaling for and trying to not seem shallow for in this case?
I don’t care if it’s anon, the femoid is trying to convince herself she’s a good person as much as anyone
shes a good person by voting a physically fit male on the same level as a mobridly obese baloon?
Are you autistic?
The fact that you used femoid tells me you are a seething troony. Opinion discarded
the only reliable data from women is the DNA sample taken out of her vegana.
The pic looks very unflattering. I bet they're voting on the picture and not the body.
Pic related is a good example, obviously they're voting on how the picture makes him look, since it's for dating profiles.
>The pic looks very unflattering. I bet they're voting on the picture and not the body.
The only thing in that image IS the body.
yeah, look at that body, clearly only a moronic psychopath quasimodo.
The fact that majority of women voted as not attractive at all, should tell you all you need to know about having muscles or being lean.
While a guy in a suit with no muscles and a background showing they are finacially well off instantly garners positive appeal to women.
this is how women view men, money and status. beying a gymrat might only impress some crackprostitute coomer who is only and I mean only thinking about how hard you will rail her with your wiener
That’s the guy? This is basically me to the dot, even the bodyhair.
What mode is this? I’ve thought I’m dyel ausschwitz mode. I’ve been here to long, what is this by normiestandard?
Efron is literally DYEL (by IST standards) and he's also a manlet
Ottermode is what women like, which is what Efron is
My abs are well on track for December. 7kg less and they'll be fully visible. Fricking hate being fat.
So a woman who likes a balding manlet who's rich means women like short dudes? Giga cope.
Baywatch literally ruined his life
If you spent ANY time with women and hearing them amongst themselves talk about who they find attractive you would know that women don't actually know what objective masculine beauty is.
It's 90% PSYCHOLOGICAL
As long as you are not grotesque, you can get any girl so long as you have CHARISMA.
You’re a dumbass.
Women are people, people have preferences. Some guys like fit chicks, some like tomboys, some like fat, some like blondes, etc.
Women are the same way. There is no single trait ALL women find attractive in men the same way there is no single trait ALL men find attractive in women. Some hit higher in terms of %, but nothing is universal.
Women are a cesspit of emotions, insecurities, and hormones. They find different types of men attractive depending on how they’re feeling at any given day.
There’s no magic formula. Your charisma may attract Stacy A but Stacy B thinks your loud and annoying. It’s ultimately a numbers game, meet enough women and some will find you attractive.
>reddit spacing
No, women are barely registering anything physical. They just parrot what others around them and on social media say.
FAT AS FAT CHADS HAVE NO ISSUE GETTING GIRLS
IT'S ALL A STATE OF MIND
Men will frick anything women only frick the highest status men they can get in hopes of securing commitment. Status is a formula that has to do with height/looks, money, and charisma.
You are completely fricking detached from reality I have witnessed several women in my life leave their high status partner to frick random losers who don’t even have a bucket to shit in.
True, a lot of the time it's more about how those men make her feel like rather than how those men look though.
>Women are people
Citations needed on this one
It is as some weird b***h on the internet told me once,
>"Everyone is someone else's fetish."
False
Contrarians can be some chick's fetish too you know.
Listen pal. I'v been "be yourself" my entire life. Not a single chick liked me for who I am.
>then change homosexual
No, I like myself, I followed in what I believe, stuck to what I believe is important and I have not done anything wrong. The choice to be me was made long ago, If I die alone then that is the destiny I must live out.
That's
Yeah that. Be yourself. Like yourself and stand up for yourself. Be a contrarian, and have principals. That's attractive.
>That's attractive.
Then why does nobody like me? Something don't add up.
Long ago I had a choice, to be popular by appealing to what other people value, or to chase the truest expression of myself.
I chose to be myself, accepting that most people wont like me, but somebody, will, somebody out there, at least one person will like me for who I am.
Turns out that literally nobody likes me. Well frick. And it's far too late to turn back.
I guess it could always be worse, at least I Have myself. What would be worse is to chase what other people value, and then still end up not being liked, not even the "fake you".
That would be a double loss, while in my case it's only one sided loss.
Alexandra dickarrio is a poopy little prostitute. her opinions = discarded for eternity
>article written by gus the gayboy
I only have 4 abs. i-i-is that good enough?????