1) Start a fiber only diet so you have more material to work with.
2) Slowly increase the diameter of the squat plugs you use so you turds are wider
I still can’t believe people don’t know how to shitmaxx.
the original artist made it as a "look how bad we have it, imagine if this was YOU!!!" comic to try and show how awful women's lives are that they get constantly complimented with and flirted on by men and how we supposedly wouldn't like it either.
it completely fricking backfired I'd love to be talked to like that
I always thought it would be nice to be complimented like that from women frequently, but after getting IST I understand women now. It only feels nice if they're attractive, otherwise it can be pretty annoying from uggos. However, old lady mires are always appreciated.
>otherwise it can be pretty annoying from uggos
It's still a little flattering from uggos, but I'm not gonna date them. Keep in mind uggo women don't have significant differences from attractive women in standards.
If an ugly woman compliments me I still feel good, even if it's sort of awkward cause I know that wont get her anywhere.
I learned how women feel when getting hit on by homosexuals at work. That one homosexual saying hey why so serious you should smile more you're so pretty while working as a cashier. I was just feeling alright until that guy wiped out any chance of me smiling with his aggressive homosexualry.
The problem is not attractiveness, it's that men are fricking disgusting, creepy and range from vaguely to extremely threatening.
Why are you trying to imagine how women feel or why do you care?
Women don't usually know how they feel because they're ruled completely by emotions and feelings. Yeah they're attracted to attractive men but they're as equally fickle when it comes to anything more than a frick.
Don't over think it.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>Why are you trying to imagine how women feel or why do you care?
Cause they're half the world population so I have to interact with them all the time. The people I want to frick are also all women.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
Yeah but you're not going to get anywhere constantly wondering what they're thinking because it's not clear and they don't even know themselves most of the the time
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
Na I got it mostly figured out. But that time in particular I actually empathized. There's a difference in understanding how they feel, and having felt what they feel.
No it's not genetic, it all depends on what you eat dummy.
If you eat carnivore you will shit once every three days, small shits that don't even smell.
If you eat a ton of fiber, you will shit every single day, huge shits that smell a lot. (Because humans can't digest fiber, so it rots inside you while you evacuate it)
the only times that i've ever gotten compliments from total strangers has been other men saying they like my hat or car or something. it's nice, but damn is it apparent that women don't want to talk to me
If you're average you won't get compliments
You have to talk to them
Women are slaves to their emotions. If you're capable of making them like you by talking to them, then it doesn't matter that you're average, just means they're not physically attracted to you initially.
In my experience, you can't really win over girls who aren't, "physically attracted to you initially." If they're on the edge, you can pull them over to your side, but good personality + lack of initial physical attraction = friendzone.
I agree it's hard
But finding the right balance between friendly and approachable and flirty is the key here
Obviously if she's far better looking then yeah she's probably not keen
It's not genetic. The worst part about taking massive shits is when they break apart and look like a disgusting soup. No woman wants a man who shits soup.
Eat a lot of fiber for massive, fully-intact, and aesthetic logs.
My gf gave me a compliment cause I know how to torrent films. My mother was also very happy when I downloaded a paid video course that had downloads forbidden through inspect element.
I will never forget that. I felt like a dog who was just pet for the first time. If women were nice all the time there wouldn't be war.
>Oh look how poor I am give me sympathy and attention >I'm also modelling haha
Typical narcissism
Just fricking transition at this point, grade a women behaviour
Honestly though that whole "im so tough and stoic" bullshit is the gayest shit ever. Of course genuine compliments feel good. It's the most normal thing in the world to crave love and appreciation. We learn, as we grow up, that we might never get it even if we deserve it, and some chose to cope by brainwashing themselves that having feelings is feminine behavior, but that doesn't change that it would be really nice if women treated us properly and that it feels awesome when they do. Missing out on that cause you rewired yourself to not value affection is a dumbass way to cope.
The frick are you talking about
I commented on your need for validation and attention not you're emotions.
Speaking of stoicism, it's something you could benefit from
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
Of course I need validation and attention. Everyone does. homies read marcus aurelius and say to themselves "yeah I don't need validation I'm an independent man who needs no woman" and make fun of guys who speak like a baby to women they're banging for being effeminate or dominated or whatever.
I don't care for attention too much, I don't even use social media, but my life is much better when the people I care about go out of their way to do things to make me happy.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
You you didn't understand meditations at all or haven't read it. >Validation and attention
No you need to be self assured and confident by your own right.
You claim that you require or need these things puts reliance on other people to make you satisfied with yourself. >Le strong and independent
Is actually important. But when these people say that, they're lying because not truly strong and independent and that's why it's cringey.
>I don't care much for attention >I don't use social media
These are both lies or come from a lack of self awareness
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>You claim that you require or need these things puts reliance on other people to make you satisfied with yourself.
You're seeing things in only one dimension. I don't need validation to properly function, intellect and discipline suffice. I need validation cause it feels good. I don't need to feel good to function, hell I don't need to feel good at all. It's something valuable in itself, however, and thus I chase it.
And yeah I don't use social media unless you count IST. I'm not histrionic, not even particularly extroverted. In most situations, I'd rather not draw attention to me at all. But from my family, girlfriend and friends I need attention. I feel good when I get it and bad when I don't. There's absolutely nothing wrong with that. What's wrong is being ok with being neglected by the people who are supposed to be there for you. In fact, if someone told me he dumped his gf cause she didn't gave him the attention he expected I'd find it completely reasonable, even though I'd call him a homosexual for it.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
> I need validation and attention
You shouldn't. This is what you said earlier. >validation cause it feels good
Sure but >I chase it
Implies that you let it go to your head and it fuels you in some way.
A better way to live in my opinion is to be already self assured, and the validation is an extra that you accept and move on. If you're constantly thinking about how you're going go be validated, then this leads you down the bogged pathway of always trying to make yourself look good. Why do you think so many celebrities get plastic surgery as they get older?
What happens if you get old and don't look as good, or you're in a car accident and your face is fricked up? What will you have then?
Male models career usually ends at 25-30, and even if it doesn't, then it will end someday. If this is your source of validation, which you know longer have access to, then what will you do?
With your current mindset I doubt you would ever survive without validation, which is why I'm suggesting you learn to live without it.
Key is to stage what you eat throughout the day. Amateur mistake is to go high fiber only, but this doesn't create the massive anacondas that can creep your way out of the toilet.
Instead you want to stage things, think about food as far as a "building" phase with a good bit of mass and then a "moving" phase that flushes it out in one heave ho.
Moving: >500 ml almond milk >Pound of broccoli >Tablespoon of broccoli seeds (critical) >4 oz of spinach >Blend until LIQUID then chug
Throughout the day you want to be drinking around 4 liters or more water, especially with food, as it's quite common for people's colons to absorb a lot of water with the food they eat, which seriously cuts down on mass and also promotes constipation
I just dropped a log. Somehow it magicaled its way out my ass leaving no trace for toilet paper to work with.
I tried wiping everywhere blindly before looking in the mirror at my ass— no shit anywhere, even when I poked into the hole with the paper a little. The turd looked like that pic of polished shit except longer. It was real smooth- no cracks. God that felt good. Glad I spotted this thread so I could gush about it. I believe my shit consisted of, starting from breakfast/lunch- All-bran cereal, Cheerios, milk
then supper/dessert- mashed potatoes, reheated frozen mixed veggies, sugersnap peas, some oysters, pork Carnitas,
then dessert- raw carrots & crushed red pepper (yes, the stuff you garnish food with usually) at random intervals, whenever I felt like something crunch.
1) Start a fiber only diet so you have more material to work with.
2) Slowly increase the diameter of the squat plugs you use so you turds are wider
I still can’t believe people don’t know how to shitmaxx.
I want to narrow max my shits. Is less fiber my answer?
Just tighten your outer sphincter, moron.
i had the biggest crush on this girl simply because she would compliment me like the OP image all of the time.
I had a crush on one simply because of the way she would look at me
That's also considered to be a problem with you.
I would unironically enjoy all those compliments in the comic. Maybe that's the whole point.
the original artist made it as a "look how bad we have it, imagine if this was YOU!!!" comic to try and show how awful women's lives are that they get constantly complimented with and flirted on by men and how we supposedly wouldn't like it either.
it completely fricking backfired I'd love to be talked to like that
How heavily has it been edited then because all those men look happy though?
I always thought it would be nice to be complimented like that from women frequently, but after getting IST I understand women now. It only feels nice if they're attractive, otherwise it can be pretty annoying from uggos. However, old lady mires are always appreciated.
>otherwise it can be pretty annoying from uggos
It's still a little flattering from uggos, but I'm not gonna date them. Keep in mind uggo women don't have significant differences from attractive women in standards.
This. I would still feel flattered getting compliments by women I wouldn't date.
I think the issue women get so many compliments that the uggo ones are annoying
If an ugly woman compliments me I still feel good, even if it's sort of awkward cause I know that wont get her anywhere.
I learned how women feel when getting hit on by homosexuals at work. That one homosexual saying hey why so serious you should smile more you're so pretty while working as a cashier. I was just feeling alright until that guy wiped out any chance of me smiling with his aggressive homosexualry.
The problem is not attractiveness, it's that men are fricking disgusting, creepy and range from vaguely to extremely threatening.
>homosexual complimented me and I liked it cope
Yeah they're annoying but you seem a little too hung up on it
I haven't thought about it at all until I saw this thread and recalled thinking "yep so that's how women feel"
Why are you trying to imagine how women feel or why do you care?
Women don't usually know how they feel because they're ruled completely by emotions and feelings. Yeah they're attracted to attractive men but they're as equally fickle when it comes to anything more than a frick.
Don't over think it.
>Why are you trying to imagine how women feel or why do you care?
Cause they're half the world population so I have to interact with them all the time. The people I want to frick are also all women.
Yeah but you're not going to get anywhere constantly wondering what they're thinking because it's not clear and they don't even know themselves most of the the time
Na I got it mostly figured out. But that time in particular I actually empathized. There's a difference in understanding how they feel, and having felt what they feel.
you must be such a handsome boi to get so many compliments from the friends of dorothy
I bet you're strong and handsome, aren't you
You sure you weren't just disgusted by the fact that a homosexual was flirting with you?
MASSIVE shits.
No it's not genetic, it all depends on what you eat dummy.
If you eat carnivore you will shit once every three days, small shits that don't even smell.
If you eat a ton of fiber, you will shit every single day, huge shits that smell a lot. (Because humans can't digest fiber, so it rots inside you while you evacuate it)
the only times that i've ever gotten compliments from total strangers has been other men saying they like my hat or car or something. it's nice, but damn is it apparent that women don't want to talk to me
If you're average you won't get compliments
You have to talk to them
Women are slaves to their emotions. If you're capable of making them like you by talking to them, then it doesn't matter that you're average, just means they're not physically attracted to you initially.
In my experience, you can't really win over girls who aren't, "physically attracted to you initially." If they're on the edge, you can pull them over to your side, but good personality + lack of initial physical attraction = friendzone.
I agree it's hard
But finding the right balance between friendly and approachable and flirty is the key here
Obviously if she's far better looking then yeah she's probably not keen
Spoken like a true homosexual. The ONLY reason men get friendzoned is because they don't touch the women they get friendzoned by.
This is great. Women truly cannot understand that the attention they b***h about is something most men would risk death for.
They hate it because when the wrong man does it their pussy dries up.
Panel 3 erotic!
UOOOOOH BIG TITTY COMPLIMENTS GIRL EROTIC!!!!!
Yeah, I would love to those massive compliments alright
https://files.catbox.moe/z282n9.png
My girl told me I had a huge wiener just yesterday.
Feels good, bros
It's not genetic. The worst part about taking massive shits is when they break apart and look like a disgusting soup. No woman wants a man who shits soup.
Eat a lot of fiber for massive, fully-intact, and aesthetic logs.
>No woman wants a man who shits soup
how tf would she find out?
BECAUSE I DONT FLUSH
My gf gave me a compliment cause I know how to torrent films. My mother was also very happy when I downloaded a paid video course that had downloads forbidden through inspect element.
I will never forget that. I felt like a dog who was just pet for the first time. If women were nice all the time there wouldn't be war.
You never had pussy in your life
>You're a dog
That's how they see you anon
A pet who just did a backflip
Dogs get way better treatement than I do.
I got paid for modelling the other day tho, I'm at least a premium dog.
>Oh look how poor I am give me sympathy and attention
>I'm also modelling haha
Typical narcissism
Just fricking transition at this point, grade a women behaviour
You mad jelly.
Honestly though that whole "im so tough and stoic" bullshit is the gayest shit ever. Of course genuine compliments feel good. It's the most normal thing in the world to crave love and appreciation. We learn, as we grow up, that we might never get it even if we deserve it, and some chose to cope by brainwashing themselves that having feelings is feminine behavior, but that doesn't change that it would be really nice if women treated us properly and that it feels awesome when they do. Missing out on that cause you rewired yourself to not value affection is a dumbass way to cope.
The frick are you talking about
I commented on your need for validation and attention not you're emotions.
Speaking of stoicism, it's something you could benefit from
Of course I need validation and attention. Everyone does. homies read marcus aurelius and say to themselves "yeah I don't need validation I'm an independent man who needs no woman" and make fun of guys who speak like a baby to women they're banging for being effeminate or dominated or whatever.
I don't care for attention too much, I don't even use social media, but my life is much better when the people I care about go out of their way to do things to make me happy.
You you didn't understand meditations at all or haven't read it.
>Validation and attention
No you need to be self assured and confident by your own right.
You claim that you require or need these things puts reliance on other people to make you satisfied with yourself.
>Le strong and independent
Is actually important. But when these people say that, they're lying because not truly strong and independent and that's why it's cringey.
>I don't care much for attention
>I don't use social media
These are both lies or come from a lack of self awareness
>You claim that you require or need these things puts reliance on other people to make you satisfied with yourself.
You're seeing things in only one dimension. I don't need validation to properly function, intellect and discipline suffice. I need validation cause it feels good. I don't need to feel good to function, hell I don't need to feel good at all. It's something valuable in itself, however, and thus I chase it.
And yeah I don't use social media unless you count IST. I'm not histrionic, not even particularly extroverted. In most situations, I'd rather not draw attention to me at all. But from my family, girlfriend and friends I need attention. I feel good when I get it and bad when I don't. There's absolutely nothing wrong with that. What's wrong is being ok with being neglected by the people who are supposed to be there for you. In fact, if someone told me he dumped his gf cause she didn't gave him the attention he expected I'd find it completely reasonable, even though I'd call him a homosexual for it.
> I need validation and attention
You shouldn't. This is what you said earlier.
>validation cause it feels good
Sure but
>I chase it
Implies that you let it go to your head and it fuels you in some way.
A better way to live in my opinion is to be already self assured, and the validation is an extra that you accept and move on. If you're constantly thinking about how you're going go be validated, then this leads you down the bogged pathway of always trying to make yourself look good. Why do you think so many celebrities get plastic surgery as they get older?
What happens if you get old and don't look as good, or you're in a car accident and your face is fricked up? What will you have then?
Male models career usually ends at 25-30, and even if it doesn't, then it will end someday. If this is your source of validation, which you know longer have access to, then what will you do?
With your current mindset I doubt you would ever survive without validation, which is why I'm suggesting you learn to live without it.
Key is to stage what you eat throughout the day. Amateur mistake is to go high fiber only, but this doesn't create the massive anacondas that can creep your way out of the toilet.
Instead you want to stage things, think about food as far as a "building" phase with a good bit of mass and then a "moving" phase that flushes it out in one heave ho.
So, example:
Building:
>3 eggs
>1 lb chicken breast
>Protein shake
>Mixed nuts
>Salmon
Moving:
>500 ml almond milk
>Pound of broccoli
>Tablespoon of broccoli seeds (critical)
>4 oz of spinach
>Blend until LIQUID then chug
Throughout the day you want to be drinking around 4 liters or more water, especially with food, as it's quite common for people's colons to absorb a lot of water with the food they eat, which seriously cuts down on mass and also promotes constipation
I just dropped a log. Somehow it magicaled its way out my ass leaving no trace for toilet paper to work with.
I tried wiping everywhere blindly before looking in the mirror at my ass— no shit anywhere, even when I poked into the hole with the paper a little. The turd looked like that pic of polished shit except longer. It was real smooth- no cracks. God that felt good. Glad I spotted this thread so I could gush about it. I believe my shit consisted of, starting from breakfast/lunch- All-bran cereal, Cheerios, milk
then supper/dessert- mashed potatoes, reheated frozen mixed veggies, sugersnap peas, some oysters, pork Carnitas,
then dessert- raw carrots & crushed red pepper (yes, the stuff you garnish food with usually) at random intervals, whenever I felt like something crunch.
look at those massive cannons in the third panel
bazookas
God I love 3's hair style. It's always so good