They've made up "Ozempic Face". i.e. an older person's face can look saggy if they lose 100 lbs in 6 months. Yeah, no shit. The exact same thing can happen in Auschwitz. In other words, you have the big problem of voluntarily slowing down the weight loss by lower the dose, making sure to eat more etc.
Same shit with "you lose muscle reeeeeeeee!" Yeah, no shit moron. Very low calories and no weight training will do that. It's hard to tell with women how much is midwit ignorance and how much is wishful thinking, wanting other women not to use Ozempic.
Nobody who is paying money to eat less food can have an IQ above 85.
Fats are subhuman morons
real
For years it’s been
>how do I lose weight?
>CICO, just eat less fatso
>No that’s too hard
Now they take a pill that forces them to eat less or else it’ll frick their shit up literally. There’s still a level of control needed. Ozempic isn’t some magic pill
I've heard that ozempic basically stops your digestion completely, causing people to become so backed up with poopy that it eventually leaks out of their eyes, ears, nose, and even pores (poopysweat) until that poor wretched spiritually fat individual inevitably explodes in a cloud of old fecal dust
Yeah a recent study came out laying the whole thing out. Tragic shit.
Do they get a little poopy? A little rapey? A little poopy-rapey?
So you’re saying they turn into Indians?
ngmi
Nevermind
Post the pic
Can confirm. Take Ozempic. I am a literal piece of shit now.
do not redeem
Well no, this isn't the intended affect. This however is a VERY REAL side effect in some people.
Haahahhaha
Reminds me of chris farleys death
is that proof half of IST are actually trannies? because they sure act like women always b***hing about le roidtroony this and muh finasteride that
I'm simply not going to buy your drug, israelite
>I'm simply not going to buy your drug, israelite
lol "pissed off that they can't afford it" hit the mark, huh?
You couldn't pay me to take ozempic bro
This. I don’t want their meds or their surgeries or their snake oil. I’m a straight edge pure blood who isn’t sucking big Pharma’s teet and showing off my Team Pfizer ink
Arent steroids like pretty cheap though?
>but I'm also going to go out of my way to tell everyone I know I'm not going to buy it
>you're a troony if you don't take the hormones
and who's the troony here anon?
she would've gotten better results doing coke if I'm being honest with you guys
Is this women 60 years old?
No, but she does look like her mother
Same surgeon.
Kek wait until they come off, gain it all back and realize how fricked their digestive system is.
>lost 100 pounds naturally
It isn't hard at all. Not at all. Not one part of it is difficult. Literally eat less and watch the days go by until you lose your weight.
How do I lose 20lbs if I'm already 140
You shouldn't be weighing below 160
everyday is pretty much torture wtf you talking about
If it’s torture, you’re doing it wrong. You don’t have to starve yourself. Especially if you’re fat, cutting weight really shouldn’t be that uncomfortable.
no you dont understandf i havent had meat in my mouth for 5 minutes FIVE MINUTES REEEeeeeeeeeeee
shut the frick up you've never even cut from obesity in your life.
also how the frick are you going to say "just eat less" & then say "that's because you were doing it wrong" are you fricking moronic? I actually lost 60lbs & you just talk about it.
This. The worst part is the boredom from slow results.
>t. lost 60 lbs
Women should be pissed that rich buttholes have told them that fasting and eating under 1200 a day is DANGEROUS!!! When in reality it is the only reliable way for women to lose weight, especially short women! This weight loss drug basically just gets rid of appetite like fasting does and all of a sudden it’s safe and effective. All because fasting and restricting is free and this drug costs 1k a month. Money is truly evil.
Ozempic needs to become mandatory for fat women
Ozempic single-handedly and utterly destroyed liberalism for being the fairy-tale bullshit that it invariably is. The "fat is beautiful" movement is dying faster than enthusiasm for Biden's re-election, and that's saying something. Remember how all fat women claimed that fat is beautiful, and we should accept them for how they are, and they're just big boned, and that even if they COULD lose weight, they wouldn't? Oh, how quickly that changed when they found a cheat code to lose weight. Now all these chubsters who regularly would "clap back" when people would rightfully make fun of their fatassery, are suddenly losing obscene amounts of weight left and right.
The same "fat is beautiful I love being fat - oh wait, I can take a pill to fix my fatness, uhh, nevermind haha!" mentality is behind people who claim that "LGBTQ people are just born this way" and "there's nothing wrong with being gay!!" and "trans women are women, trans men are men" and "high body counts and tattoos don't define me!!!" It just goes to show that these are all mentally ill people with no capability of self discipline, they only say these things as a massive cope, because they would literally fricking kill themselves otherwise. But I fricking guarantee you, if there was an Ozempic-equivalent that fixed the mental illness and poor life choices that resulted in people joining the homosexual LGBTQ community, or could de-LGBTQify them, or could erase their high body counts and tattoos, they'd fricking take it in a goddamn heartbeat.
You are a brainlet. No man is naturally attracted to women but instead gets lazy and turns gay. And 99% of gay people would take the option of having normal lives with normal families over being gay. It's just something they can't live with.
It's hilarious to see kids with zero life experience will come up with on what was traditionally a progressive place for social outcasts that has faced shit behaviour from others.
Tl;dr you are a pathetic newbie.
When 2 men have sex, how do they know whose penis will open up to accept the other person's penis
These drugs are basically for people who refuse to give up addictive junk foods, but they still want to not be fat
The obvious answer to being overweight is "stop eating junk food", but these people are addicted to these foods and want to continue eating "normal food" (shit, junkfood) that an average American dieter eats
No, their bodies are not magically different and eating healthy doesn't help them to lose weight. They're addicts who keep coming back to the addiction because it's too hard to give up. They're the equivalent of a dog with a cone around it's head to stop them licking the wound.
>They're the equivalent of a dog with a cone around it's head to stop them licking the wound.
Sure but that works
In fact it's standard practice for a reason.
What if we invented a cone for other human addictions. How much to save?
Good point
>Yeah, no shit moron. Very low calories and no weight training will do that
so basically it's got all the same problems as extended calorie restriction and isnt' fixing shit. got it
I'm a skelly but I bought NOVO stock when Ozempic started hitting headlines. Keep seething, normoids.
>It's probably bad for you
It's a weight loss pill. Piggies will buy it.
>It's gonna make you look bad
Less bad than being fat does. Piggies gonna buy it.
I'm getting the paypigs to pay me for a change. Let the obesity epidemic line my fricking pockets. I love Ozempic.
Based financially astute anon. How much did you gain
GIWTWM
kinda off topic but is there a drug like ozempic except it makes you more hungry instead of less? I look like a twink and want to gain weight, so i have to force feed while bulking and every meal feels like a fight
Docs prescribe megestrol acetate, which is literally female birth control. Don't take that shit.
Quitting caffeine helps, it's a strong appetite suppressant. (Not that I quit. But I should)
Beyond that, well, there's dudeweedlmao.
mary joo wannas
marinol
pregabalin
growth hormone
some psych meds like risperidone but obviously you don't want to duck with that chit
You don't need a drug. Simply just eat a single dorito. That's it. After 10 minutes you'll be scratching to eat more food.
doritos are literally shit tier
Mk677. Useless unless you want to be hungry and bulk
You are some kind of moron if you take ozempic. As if there aren’t 10,000 side effects but pharma is burying to sell a magic pill to fat lazy normies. Want to improve your health? Stop eating garbage. It’s that simple, it’s that easy.
I want more women to take ozempic
Imagine taking dangerous chemicals when you can just fast lmao even
It's overall a good thing. Less fat fricks I get to unfortunately see waddling around. Of course it is cheating and they aren't doing the inner work to learn self-control, on top of needing to be depending on a drug in order to maintain the weight loss. Still, less fatties. Thank God. The worst that can happen with this is that there will still be "fat fricks", but with skinny bodies.
>Kelly Osborne
Jesus christ I thought it was picrel
Lainey looking hot these days
That’s a pretty elitist thing to say: ummmm you’d drink baby blood too you just can’t afford it
its insane the bubble some of these beverly hills morons live in
Lol everyone is moronic these days, we have significantly degenerated as a race in just 20 years
I don’t understand why rich celeb chicks wouldn’t just take addy if their appetite is really that high and then just use chefs and trainers. They already had giga easy mode.
Lmao. I really don’t understand liberal people like this. How can you be such a left wing idiot but also such a pretentious dickhead at the same time? It’s crazy how often those go hand and hand. Ozempic works but just have some discipline it’s not that hard
Who would ever date an Ozenpig? Its a fatty kept artificially lean
These pills come at a price, and its not just money. They also fail to address the underlying issue. Whatever ye sow, so shall ye reap.
She got hot. She used to be a warpig but now I absolutely would. More fatties should take Ozempic
But I'm not even fat
I don’t get it, just stop eating slop. It’s that simple
People hate on ozempic because it shows lack of character and self discipline. Just stop eating goyslop....
I'll tell you why I'm against ozempic and other similar drugs, it used to be you judged a woman based on he true physical appearance so uggos, fatties were relegated to inferior males
then women started using makeup and uggos started creeping their way up to mate with males out of their leagues, then shapewear became a thing and some fatties started pulling superior males, leaving only the extremely morbidly obese
now with this shit these c**ts can simulate NOT being gluttonous balls of fat and pass their subhuman genes with superior males thus reducing the overall quality of fitness in the species
when you take into account all the ugly, flat, obese, mutt genes that are being mixed into superior genes you will soon realise that there will no longer be any excellent human specimens
that is overall a net negative on our species
>if you dont like it its because you secretly like it
Why do we let this moronation persist?