Women won't be able to tell I'm a virgin now right?

Women won't be able to tell I'm a virgin now right?

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  1. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    They can tell

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      How? If I don't simp and act needy by initiating convos all the time and being around them they can't tell

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        It’s a certain smell

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        if you act like you have no sexual interest in them they can smell it from a mile away

        how is that even possible

        Women's one and only way of determining that you are a virgin, besides shitty performance in bed, is you not showing any sexual interest in her. Doesn't matter if she's fat as frick and ugly as sin, she is primed to believe that you will hit on her, because sexually active men hit on women. That's why when you don't do that, they start asking things like
        >are you gay?
        >are you a virgin?
        >is your dick small?
        They will never ask themselves if maybe it's cause there's a problem with them.
        It's not even malice sometimes, they're just that fricking dense. They will always assume that you not hitting on them is either because you like men or because you're insecure about something.

        Basically, if there's a hot chick that you like and there is a chance, hit on her or she'll think you're gay/virgin/insecure. If there's a chick you don't like, then who gives a shit what she thinks, she's for the wingman to deal with, go hit on the hot one.
        This is also why uggos and fatties seethe infinitely when they see their hot friends getting hit on. It's pretty much confirmation that no, the dude is not gay or a virgin or insecure, their copes do not apply, they're just fat and ugly and not worth talking to.

        This does not apply to work environments or any other environment where there are legitimate punishments for hitting on people. In there, you act like the most virgin prude to have ever existed, because there's always some jelly, sexually frustrated c**t waiting in the corner that's just itching to report you for some reason.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Where does this kind of psychosis even come from? When I actually bother hitting on a girl the usual reaction is
          >wait, you're hitting on me? Why? I'm not that pretty, haha...
          Women only expect ugly men to be desperate

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Where does this kind of psychosis even come from?
            From actually interacting with women. Crazy, I know.
            >When I actually bother hitting on a girl
            You don't, let's be honest. Last time you did was probably in high school, or when you got too drunk that one time.
            >>wait, you're hitting on me? Why? I'm not that pretty, haha...
            What, do you expect them to call you and overzealous pleb and then pepper spray you in the face? They're gonna try to be nice and seem like they're not arrogant. And if you encounter a woman that does not do that, your fault for trying to hit on a harpy, they're usually pretty ez to spot from a distance.
            >Women only expect ugly men to be desperate
            1. Desperation is a behavior, not a physical attribute, so stop treating it as such
            2. Because they usually are, so if you're ugly (which you probably are), try to be charismatic, confident and laid back so you subvert their expectations. If it works, it works, if it doesn't, tough shit, 3.5 billion -1 women to go.

            There's a lot of leeway between "Chad who swoops in without saying a word" and "desperate uggo wan sum fuk", but of course a rube like you wouldn't know.
            Here's a hint, if dealing with women was as black and white as you think, there wouldn't be 7.8 billion people on earth.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      if you act like you have no sexual interest in them they can smell it from a mile away

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        how is that even possible

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          They just know

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          million of years of doing it

  2. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    They'll smell the desperation on you.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      not talking to women is literally the opposite of desperation though

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >ignoring women because you literally don't care and have other shit on your mind
        based
        >ignoring women because you think it'll get you pussy
        cringe and rent free

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Both are based. Women love men who don't give them the time of day

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            it doesn't work if you're a virgin loser who thinks he's 'holding frame' or some other inane nu-PUA bullshit

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              Ok how do I hide my virginity then? I thought getting fit was all I had to do

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                show sexual interest in said woman you are trying to frick

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Well, you have to stop being an unwashed basement dwelling homosexual, have you tried that?

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                You can't they will always be able to tell

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                No they won't

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah they will lol

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                No they won't

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                They 100 percent will

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah they can tell that about you but not every guy

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                not him but I'm genuinely intrigued as to why you think women are some kind of 1000 iq psychics who can smell a virgin just by how he blinks and turns his head.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                He's just trolling insecure anons

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'm the guy who also wrote the walls of text, and I'm partially responsible for said trolling.
                I was curious about what people would respond more to:
                -low effort trolling with zero arguments but which reinforces their moronic beliefs (that women apparently are telepaths who can sense that a man's penis has never been in a vegana)
                -actual high effort posts that explain things in a better, more realistic light according to what I saw, experienced and learnt from others (they're not telepaths, you're just acting like an autistic prude who's trying too hard to act cool, and everyone can see it from a mile away)

                Guess which posts people engaged with more, and draw your own conclusions.

  3. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Idk, it's mostly about how you carry yourself I guess. I've had multiple girls asking about my gf when I was actually single and a virgin

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      A coworker once asked me if I had any children. It was the best compliment I've ever received.

  4. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    The scort I paid to lose my virginity told me "how can you be a virgin with such a body?"

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Listen I'm only telling you this because I think you'll find it funny, I am not trying to one up you. The first time I was with a prostitute she made the comment "Do you play football? You look fit." and the fact that she used the word "fit" made me grin. They're used to giving their services to out of shape married men in their 40s so when they get to see a younger guy that isn't obese, I think they feel a little relieved or almost grateful that they are not sucking some fat dudes nutsack

      makes me feel appreciated

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >makes me feel appreciated
        Know the feel bro.
        She's been sending me friendly messages. I assume it's because she wants me to see her for the money, but I still like to think she enjoys being with me

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >makes me feel appreciated
        Know the feel bro.
        She's been sending me friendly messages. I assume it's because she wants me to see her for the money, but I still like to think she enjoys being with me

        Mental illness from having cold mothers
        When a woman compliments me I assume she's just trying to make me be nice to her or give her something. And I get irritated. My ex was the only girl who just complimented me because she liked me.

  5. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    How tall are you? Below 5’11 everyone know youre an Incel outcast

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      6'0 right on the dot. But I feel like everyone 5'10-6'0 is in the same boat

  6. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    You probably have an ugly face

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      I will admit I don't have any facial hair and I'm also not white so I lose lots of points there but my face isn't deformed so I at least have that to be glad about

  7. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >morons itt

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