>work with guy for almost a decade
>he eats tge same shitty cheeseburger and fries every lunch. Never seen him eat a vegetable
>skinnyfat anime nerd but good dude. Talk about sports a lot
>we hire new girl and he’s instantly infatuated
>new girl is fit by normie standards. Eats shit like activated almonds and homemade coconuts for lunch
>friend now on diet and hitting gym
>so proud
>but lately he has been openly mocking others food choices, appearance
>mfw
The guy has been lifting less than a month. Literally a resolutioner. How do I curb this behavior without discouraging healthy habits?
Give him slight ego checks. For example if he sees someone eat slop and he mocks them, just say "bro weren't you eating the same shit like a month ago" in a funny tone, not serious tone.
very healthy actually (not sarcasm)
Just kill him. I recommend a blunt object to the temple
Frick the fit chick
be careful. sounds like he's got some narcissism going on in there.
probably best to let him live with his problems than trigger narcissistic rage.
Have hot, gay sex with him. Then, when you got his defenses low, you hit him with the truth. 100% will work
>skinnyfat anime nerd
These types of people are beyond saving. You should know this.
How can you tell he is skinny fat unless you have seen him naked? If you can tell someone is fat with their clothes on they are fat fat, skinny fat looks skinny in a shirt
I recently sold a size medium slim fit shirt jacket online that I outgrew some years ago, a guy came to pick it up and tried it on, he was like 10cm shorter than me and very skinny, skeleton arms, and his gut was visible when he put it on to try, imo there is plenty of skinny fats that will absolutely show it if they wear slim clothing and/or have bad posture
Communal showers, duh? Do you not ever see your colleagues naked?
Leave him be. That's how /fph/ acts and it helps them to self-define as not-slop eaters not fat etc.
>homemade coconuts
>he doesnt make his own coconuts
Ngmi
>alkalized water
lmao, hahahaha. i need to buy a 100lb sack of sodium hydroxide and mix it with literal tap water. then put some moronic bullshit labels on it and market it as "alkaline water". ill also put shit like "green peace" and "produced sustainably" while i burn tires and used oil behind the bottling plant kek
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>How do I curb this behavior without discouraging healthy habits?
He'll realize how cringe he's being on his own.
Just some light jokes
>ayy dont be talkin shit you were doing that shit 2 months ago
etc...
It's natural to want to talk shit on bad habits once you kick them. He's doing it for pussy, but he's also feeling good about making these changes in things he probably felt guilty about for years.
This, people who are in the process of kicking a habit become the most insufferable, intrusive, dogmatic evangelists for the cause
>duuuuude, trust me, there is no such thing as drinking in moderation, just ask your doctor. Straight edge is the only way
>I wasted my 20s fricking club bawds high on MDMA, you don't want to go that route, take it from me bro
>OMG, is that a non-decaffeinated coffee? Do you realise how that absolutely wrecks your circadian rhythm?
>oh yeah, I threw out your dead animal products in the fridge, but I replaced them with tempeh, I'm actually surprised you noticed as they taste almost identical, minus the suffering of a sentient being tee hee
It's just convert's zeal, he'll either quit working out or he'll continue and realise that it's not such a big deal
true. make sure to enforce the marathon mentality to him from time to time.
>Never seen him eat a vegetable
But you just said you saw him eat fries??
Source? The short haired girl is literally me
Imagine wasting effort trying to figure out ways instead of straight up telling someone to stop acting moronic. Get a grip man
Yeah bro, just tell everyone at work they are moronic and should be different.
>you need to care and interact with everybody
you keep insisting not getting a grip on your own life
>work with guy for almost a decade
It sounds like you're really going places.
>activated almonds
How do you guys activate your almonds btw.
I have this powercord I took off a lamp, give them a quick zap before the brakers switch off.
I know you can do it with heat but it just doesn't taste the same
>mom is constantly trying to lose weight, always drinking the OJ
>"son, its not sugar its all natural. I can drink as much as possible of it"
>the container specifically says its added sugar
I guess shes still slowly losing weight, doesnt she