Working from home means you have to pay for electricity used, coffee and clean your own toilet. Who wants that?
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Working from home means you have to pay for electricity used, coffee and clean your own toilet. Who wants that?
you wouldn't clean your toilet otherwise?
I would leave it clean and unused. I shit at work.
So you don't even get days off. damn.
You must get might grumpy come Sunday evening
The trick is to shit at the mall on Saturday and then fast.
He would of course shit in the office toilet. Shitting on your own time is cuckoldry, you get oaid to shit in the office
>be euranon
>have to shit
>cresting and painful
>it’s 12:01 am
>put on three coats
>no trains soon
>walk to bike
>hop on
>feelsgoodman.jpeg
>bike 1 km away to job
>about to shit pyjamas
>unlock door to work
>sprint up to office
>reach bathroom
>basically shitting
>grab handle
>it’s locked
>”hallo? einen moment bitte”
>you panic
>you think think think
>officekitchensink.jpg
> you rush to the sink
>"uno momento per favor'
>guy reading the newspaper while sitting on the sink
Everytim
There are no free coffee jobs here, the boss will just buy the first jug then expect you to pay for it, usually will just last for two weeks, then you can decide to stay and pay for the coffee or go somewhere else for another two weeks.
>There are no free coffee jobs here
You don't have espresso machines at the job? Here even tire shops have some form of coffee machine and we re a shithole
No, I have to take it with me to each job so I can have my moca.
I fricked my wife during my lunch break today and play vidya regularly during work hours. Who wants that?
Bra same, I fricked your wife and played vidya too
Is working online all that it’s cracked to be? I’d like to work from home and coding is pretty intuitive to me but I’m afraid of the applying part because I’m not tech school certified, I heard you can show your work but even then I don’t really know what to show an employer. Would it be best to make something in the company’s preferred coding languages?
If you work from home and can choose your own hours, then you will never work.
If you're not larping, it doesn't matter. Make something that you know a bit about and make a tool that helps with it in some way even of its already been done. With modern tooling (copilot, gpt, Llama) knowing ins and outs of languages is a moronic waste of time today. And in another 2 years coding itself will be out the window. Know how to problem slove and understand where things are in the stack.
Also oversell the shit of yourself. Don't put Jr, intro, anything thay says you're new to this. Just use the label software engineer.
For example I knew how to code but I didn't want a corporate job and ran my own thing into the ground before taking a w2 and it was solar. I made a website where you could enter some basic billing info and it would extrapolate all the numbers and explain all the costs of doing a solar job for your electrical needs. Integrated some live loan data ..
And bam one of the recruiters used it and said Holy shit, I did solar and my monthly bill is within 2 dollars of your estimate. Got job from that.
Also the job market is a fricking lie. Companies are being really slow at hiring because of these AI tools. They really don't want the bloat they had during covid and these ai tools were developing are getting better at an incredible pace.
If im you, learn more about ML (machine learning) do something with that. Interviews are shifting from "code challenges" to problem solving. Because we want you to be able to verbally describe and verbally solve something then being able to actually code it.
I work from home and my electricity bill is like $6 if I don't use the heat/AC. In an apartment
Getting a new job is like moving into an apartment, but its free.
>paying for electricity used
you mean the electricity that runs my laptop that would have otherwise been used for watching youtube or gaming anyway?
>coffee
don't drink any so it's a wash
>clean your own toilet
yeah? You don't keep your house clean? What are you a Black person?
You also often pay by getting a bigger house with spare room for the office which saves the company shitloads of money on rent
in spain we get a 50 eur/month supplement when working from home
Does your employer pay your gas?
I work close to my home. I just walk there in my walkable city.
Does your employer pay for your shoes?
Not yet but he probably should. Some safety shoes.
My gf has 3 work from home jobs
This shit is not normal. I don't know how she became such a money hungry israelite. Though I got her to refer to herself as a money hungry israelite which is funny
Working from home means I claim a lot of the shit on taxes. Man.
>polack now stealing power
is there anything they wont steal?
>I can go for a jog or take a nap whenever I want and then log back on to check in on stuff
>can travel and work anywhere, so long as I have a wifi connection
>get to hang out with dog all day
>fresh hot homemade lunch every day
>can work outside on the porch or in the yard
>zero commute time
>wife works from home too so comfy daytime sex
Who gives a shit about coffee and toilets? Working from home is great.
I knew who you were before even opening the thread.
>I knew who you were before even opening the thread
Yeah, of course, he is cooking pole. There's like 5 real people here. I am the guy who walked 50k steps a day with the fricked up feet.
Did you know this is the 46th most used site in america? How? I know everyone here
That's because 90% of people are on Faceberg, X, TicTac, israeliteTube and a few other sites.
the majority of online activity is lurking
also dead internet theory is applicable here
My work offers extra pay if u WFH to cover these costs. Unfortunately my position is not possible to work from home.
>Unfortunately my position is not possible to work from home.
My uncle is the same. Prostitution is hard job. Stay strong
It's worth it.
not working from home means you have to drive to work and waster your time doing so on top of paying for gas.
it also depends. my company has to pay my expenses at home and they also have to buy me an office chair, a desk and all that stuff so I can "work".
>work from home
gay and stupid
>homeoffice
based and non-moron-pilled
I would happily give up 5k salary to guarantee work from home full time, I would even give 10k but not as happily.
What's that in real money? Also what's Australia's taxes like?
It's cheaper than the monsters I work with dinging my Jag in the work car park. Protip: remove their tyre valve but put the cap back on.
You claim it back on your taxes dumbass.
versus driving to work for 2 hours on your own time? hell one doesn't even need to get ready, just pop out of bed into straight to computer. no wasting self time to clean up
It's fricking great I shower twice a month and it's generally when my wife complains that I smell
aw man youre right, i guess ill start getting up an hour early, dressing myself, and driving with all the other morons during rush hour again
What we have to ask ourselves is: why do companies want to have to pay for all of that shit again?
If you run an online business can you write all that shit off? I remember reading somewhere that you can designate a part of your house as your "office" and start tallying up like 90% of your shit as "work expenses"
I get an electricity allowance from work.
My tea cost me pennies per cup.
We don't clean toilets here, we have Polish people for things like that.
>coffee
Imagine being dependent on a little bean, you gay.