>Bad social skills
>No close friends ever
>Not extroverted enough for friends
>3 years in college and still no friends
>8 inch cock, but that's way too big for most girls, so no sex appeal whatsoever
Why should I have any motivation to do anything if my improvements are meaningless? I go to the gym and run 5 days and for what? So that I and only I know that I wasted my time and my youth maintaining health? Most Americans are fat asses and still have girlfriends and wives so what's the use? The only reason I even go is because I don't have any worthwhile hobbies and no friends to hang out with. It's borderline a bad habit and mental illness at this point. I literally don't have any reason to go but go anyway because I'm stupid. It's not fun anymore and no one's gonna noticed any gains I make since I'm so tall
Its easier to self insert as a shredded looksmaxed chad than as a fattass.
So you indulge in self inflicted delusionm. Sounds super healthy
not when you’re into ugly bastard
then stop working out
>8 inch cock, but that's way too big for most girls, so no sex appeal whatsoever
Based bait anon already baited 2 too many lmao
After you get fit you can coom inside thicc 7/10s whenever you want
My personality is to fucking dry though... I don't even have any friends so how do you expect me to attract any girls?
then killyourself fucking loser. why the fuck are you here complaining?
Most women's personality is dry.
If you really have a big dick like you claim just post a shirtless bulge pic on tinder and you will get girls unironically (if your not chubby). I'm half black and have a 7×6 and I've slayed a ton just off my bulge pic since many girls have never seen a big dick and they want to try it once.
you train your personality just like muscles dude
you aren’t going to be doing mega lifts (first date sex or whatever) on your first try, just keep working at it
I am an actual friendless kissless virgin who will more than likely die as a friendless kissless virgin and I will never ever stop working out.
Feels good to be fit, end of story.
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Visit prostitutes. It's what's keeping me from necking myself currently.
Where do I find those? I'm in burgerstan
I'm not murrican myself, so can't really help you directly. /gif/ occasionally has monger threads, they might be able to give you directions.
If all else fails, it's legal in Nevada. You could probably find it easier there.
Hi, american who has seen prostitutes here. America is terrible for prostitution since women have an inflated sense of self worth here, but you can make it work on a budget.
1. If you have some money, you can go for the western born white/asian/latina women. These women tend to charge more and pretend to be more "upscale". In reality they are the same whores, they may look better though. An average looking white girl in here early 20s will likely run you 400 usd. You can find this type of girl on tryst, eros, etc. Prices will go down with age and weight in general.
2. You could go to an asian massage oarlor. If you live near an urban hub I guarantee you have these on every street corner. You can find them yourself, just search for any asian massage place with:
-a generic name
-looks empty most of the time
-open past 7pm
You go in, get naked, and let it happen.
Alternatively try rubmaps if you need more confirmation, or even google reviews. Rubmaps is paid, but google reviews can indicate that a place is a rub and tug joint if it has a lot of bad reviews from angry white women.
3. Streetwalkers. Riskier, pimp owned, but usually cheaper than a lot of other options, and you may get lucky and find a 17 year old out there sometimes. Most big cities should have a street where this kinda thing happens, so do some research
4. Foreign agencies
Examples include latina agencies or korean apartment massage parlors. A lot of times these will require that you have good references, BUT they are cheap and have really attractive women. Probably the best long term option.
Oh, ourhome2 and eccie are useful forum based sites that can help you find women, I've seen a lot of foreign agencies advertising here.
and you can also use bedpages to find massage parlors, or listcrawler/skip the games for low end normal hookers
I'd highly advise against going cheap. Cheap prostitutes just want it over and done with so they can go on to the next trick.
The white knight in me will also say to avoid streetwalkers and foreign born ones because of exploitation and trafficking. Domestic, more "upscale" are more likely to do it out of their own volition because the money is good, not because they're being forced.
I've thought about this but my one concern is how do I avoid immediately falling in love with the prostitute since she's the only woman who's ever given me real affection?
You can just continually visit her and let yourself indulge in that feeling while you're with her. This is a risky option obviously. Just always keep in mind that any affection she shows is transactional. Don't ever have any hope that it will be more than that or that it is anything but that. This is still my preferred method, because I want that affection more than I want just sex, however artificial it might be.
A saner option is to visit different ones. I'd actually advise you to visit the slightly older ones, closer to 30. They've typically been in the game for a while, and they tend to be better at it, including taking care of clients who are nervous.
That's my dream girl
Those breasts are perfect for feeding her black babies after Jamal impregnates her.
Read "How to Win Friends and Influence People", join a social club (or better yet sporting club), develop a hobby other than doomposting on 4chinz, and (most importantly) GET THE FUCK OVER YOURSELF of course no one wants the time of day from you if all you do is bitch about yourself.
>develop a hobby
Like? Most of the shit y'all mentioned requires you to already have friends. It seems y'all are incapable of comprehending that some people are just too boring for anyone to like no matter what they do.
>It seems y'all are incapable of comprehending that some people are just too boring for anyone to like no matter what they do.
Then become interesting, join a martial arts school(mma/kickboxing/muay thai/bjj), go to a rock climbing gym, read interesting books, join a engineering club, entrepreneur club or any club/meeting for anything you like.
Interesting people are interesting because they have things they do/like and they like to talk about them with like minded individuals.
You won't be a interesting person to everyone and thats okay, your goal is to find like minded people with similar hobbies.
boring people are people that don't go out and do shit, hell, even if you play video games 90% of the time you can find a guild or a gamer meet up group where you might be the most interesting person there.
long story short, go outside and touch grass. No one is going to hand this to you, you have to work for it.
What's so special about rock climbing that causes people here and ONLY here to shill it? I'm not saying I won't try that but I'm starting to think it's the same dude repeating that every time. "JUST DO THIS AND IT'LL WORK" should always be viewed with skepticism.
its a good way to meet people
once you get good enough you can climb
outdoors and be in the fresh air/sun
most women/men you meet will be in decent shape so you have a chance at hooking up/dating a decent looking person.
you can climb mountains when you travel
you'll be able to see and experience certain sights that most people will only experience/see from pictures(which gives you bragging rights)
if you get good you can video your trips and upload them to youtube and monetize it
also, having good rock climbing experiences will give you talking points and make you an interesting person, especially if you climbed mountains that are hard/rare
Pick up some martial arts or something. Socializing is a skill like any other, it requires training to improve. If you never interact with people, you'll never get better at doing it.
Just in general, find shit to do so you get out of your own head.
Look, I've struggled with depression and self-loathing for a long time. I'm doing a bit better right now, part due to the aforementioned prostitutes, but I still think I'll end up dying by my own hand at some point. I have no friends, I haven't had a girlfriend in 10+ years. I similarly consider myself a boring, romantically unlovable person, but I also recognize that that is not some objective fact, it's because of my self-perception. Thinking about yourself like that makes it a self-fulfilling prophecy.
If you truly feel doomed, then there's nothing stopping you from just enjoying what you can in life. I'm resigned to never finding happiness or meaning, so I'll just take the pleasures I can get, and if shit gets too tough, well, there's always a way out.
And you might very well find that you start enjoying yourself along the way.
Get out of your rut, interact with people, go do something that is out of your comfort zone. If your life is meaningless, the world is your oyster.
You need a goal and purpose so you have something to work towards. My goal is getting married to a hot girl and having high quality children so I study hard and gym everyday and maxx everything I can.
Join an MMA gym.
fuck dale carnegie
>have a good life in a white country built by whites, your white ancestors
>invest in libraries around your white nation so your white fellows can prosper
>yo fuk Dat guy
Anon, I think you don't really want those things you say you do. Maybe you see yourself as a friend & gf haver but maybe that image makes you feel disgust. Maybe you didn't have instilled from a young age a social role model to base your social self on, or it could be a million other reasons.
What is the point of this post? Woe is me, I'm tall and have a massive cock.
why this is the fucking board where people come down to tell their fucking stories about how sad their life is? what happened to /LULZ/?
at least you are not living in middleeast. At least you dont have a shit economy. All you got to do is talk to fellas and get your social skills up idiot. More you socialize the better you get at it. If you have anxiety and shit just see a therapist. Also there are many roasties would worship your cock.
>Also there are many roasties would worship your cock.
You still need a personality for that to happen. I'm gonna be one of those poor souls that won't get laid until he's 30 because he waited too fucking long to learn how to socialize.
>at least you are not living in middleeast
I don't give two shits about the Middle East. We keep bombing them to hell and abandoning them and no one seems to care so why should I? What am I supposed to do about that? "AT LEAST YOU'RE NOT [THIS]" It's always an excuse to deflect from someone else's shortcomings.
>"Guys I got raped at a party"
>"WeLL aT LeAST He dIDnT kIlL yOu"
Should I just rope if I’m an Incel? I’m 5’7, average face but socially awkward. I’m in the bottom echelon of every friend group I’ve ever been in no matter what approach I take. Realistically I can never see myself having a wife or anything. Not much to live for really. Only reason I haven’t is because I’m young and there’s a slight glimmer things might change, but the days just repeat themselves