>go to park
>do some pull ups, chin ups, dips, push ups, etc
>go shirtless or tank top only
>women cannot physically walk by without mirin
>any man in the general vicinity gets passively mogged
>other parkchads approach you and you might gain a park bro
its so fricking overpowered. you literally get perma mired. quit that gay gym shit and go lift outside
I will never find another woman on earth as beautiful as her.
This is unrelated to your pic or post.
Tha ks for reading my bolg.
She doesn't know you exist
Beautiful women are everywhere
Stop being a simp cuck Black person
>if only you know...
The only one that keeps the same expression after the shot is #2.
Where is the clip from?
I think it’s from a Boutine LA campaign. The have the best b***hes nowadays.
2314
pass on all of them. disgusting blacks.
She didn't leave her office for a month when I quit.
it's not even a woman
I’ve seen her pussy. It’s real and lovely.
>praising women online.
Dude, stop.
>she sells her body online and has no wife qualities
Why would you want that? It's like running after a dirty hooker.
>reading comprehension: 0
Line 2 please.
average blonde with fake tirs
She's fake but if she's average I'd like to know what crowds you're hanging with
I hate doing the calisthenics shtick
better option is to go running shirtless
sexo
Tfw jacked, tall and lean but have bacne that never goes away
Sunlight and lots of water help. Keep fighting the good fight. Shit sucks. Considering going back on accutane.
use makeup, just don't tell anyone unless you want them to call you gay
>look at that fricking weirdo working out shirtless in a child's play area
wow that's cool, so you had sex with the women, right?
of course not, ew. im saving myself for marriage
You know its cheating on your future wife to watch porn, right?
Good thread OP. Yes, people in the fitness community sometimes dont realise how much of an outlier they really are compared to the average slob especially when they spend all their time in the gym. I feel small in a gym full of roiders yet feel larger in public. Its also a good antidote to body dysmorphia that gym goers suffer from being surrounded by other futness nuts. Calisthenics once a week at a outdoor gym is wise
In general I think it's benefitial to get out of your echo chamber every once in a while. I usually train alone, feeling shit about my progress etc. Yet when I meet with my pals at the workout park I mog all of them with my 7 pull ups. I don't find it impressive because everywhere you look on the web and in the gym you see people doing 12-20 without sweating, but for them, who cannot do 1, it was something to mire. I hope I don't sound mean spirited, but going outside helps you put yourself in perspective.
i can do 11 pullups and still look dyel
>i can do 11 pullups
Well there is your problem
you just have body dysphoria
ngl training in the park during covid was peak kino. Me and the lads, bunch of resistance bands, 8 big bags of oats wrapped in a towel and a dream.
Are you black and can't afford a gym membership?
>train inside
>train outside too
Is your brain rotten so badly from the Internet that you can't fathom doing two things presented as opposites?
Not the guy youre replying to but Im a national socialist here to tell you, youre a disgrace for not claiming the outdoors. In fact; keep on going to your gym, homosexual pussy. The outdoors is for the Aryan man, not for your microplastic riddled mrna vaxxed blood.
>muh mrna
moron.
>go shirtless
>scrawny
>ghost-white torso
>flat stomach but no abs
>hair all over back and shoulders
>scrawny
get muscle
>ghost-white torso
you will get tanned in the sun
>flat stomach but no abs
work out your abs
>hair all over back and shoulders
trim it
>you will get tanned in the sun
I burn in 15 minutes. I'll just palemax instead.
Being this black pilled, oh my god...
>spend 14 minutes in the sun narrowly avoiding the burn
>tan a little
>do this every day
>now you don't burn as easily
However it might be too late to get your protective tan, the summer sun is less forgiving.
>palemax
you mean estrogenmax
>I burn in 15 minutes.
Stop eating seed oils and PUFAs and, after some months, you will be able to last 2-5x longer without sunscreen.
You now have all the advice.
start going out shirtless early in the year and slowly work up the tan
also don't eat seed oils, eat carrots and liver
>trim it
I refuse to do so.
then don't b***h about it idiot
you can either take action in solving a problem or you can shut the frick up and don't b***h about it if you're unwilling to do anything
and yet youre still a virgin
It’s pretty chill, not gonna lie.
careful pulling heavy weights - the ground is soft and can shift - you can snap your shit up
Not every grass surface is soft.
If I didn’t have the worst gyno in the world I’d do this
>any man in the general vicinity gets passively mogged
you know those people who sit in the park playing chess? do non grandmasters walk past them and feel a crushing sense of intellectual inferiority? if the chess players sat there feeling smug, and that they were mogging those not able to read the board like they, would you think them self centred to the point of delusion?
anyway yeah being outside is great, just remember that the vast majority of people witnessing you couldn't give a shit, and of the slim minority of people who spare a fleeting thought for you, not all of them will be in stuttering awe at your physicality.
>This <1000 doesn't even know he's walking around getting elomogged.
>t. Was mogged in the park
>sole reason for exercising is getting attention
You are never gonna, and I cannot stress this enough, make it.
>go to Decathlon (sports equipment store) with family
>do a set of 12 pull ups on pull tower
>kids ask their fathers to do it too
>men try to shuffle off
>wives wondering why they are married to someone who cannot smash out 12 pullups
This is my greatest fear every time I visit that place.
It's 'mazin how homosexualy you are. The 'narcin is bad enough but rando dudes approach? For what? (You) do a pushup then a homeless person sucked your dick for $10 in the woods. (You) stared at kids, then they decide to go home. A woman got offended by shirtless (You), call the police but they were lazy Ns who 'needed coffee and oatmeal' and didn't show.
You guys take yourself too seriously, I went on a jogging date just around the local park, she told me to do a pullup on the bars, I told her Im shit at them but if shes assists me doing one, then ill help her do one, anyway we both did one each with the help of the other and then joked about saying in our muay thai class that we can both do half a pressup each.
Good times.
There is nothing more impressive than trying, and life's too short to not enjoy yourself on a task youve wanted to do, a girl worth getting is one thatll be your hype-girl at whatever point in your finess you're at (or w/e goal you want to improve on)
* 0.5 pullup each
Alternatively you could just be capable of a pull up
How can you not do a pull-up
Erm guys, I thought you weren't allowed to post here if can't do 1+ pullups
And congrats on being her performing monkey?
that's very nice but how can you not do a single pullup? private pyle?
>getting her to touch you by assisting you on pullups
Is it better to fake being weak when you’re with girls just to talk to them more? For example, I sometimes go bouldering and when I flash a problem that a girl is working on, I usually don’t talk to them. But if I struggle with the same problem as them, then sometimes we start talking. I wonder if I should intentionally “struggle” with a problem just to make convo kek
More like a narcissist filter.
From the cyclists perspective, they are mogging all the joggers and people in cars must all b lie waow he is so faast when in reality the entire world wouldnt mind if they moved over and got the frick out of the way, and cool, they can play with their toy good. Nice.
Same goes for normies when they drive by you in the park. Cool. Someone who's so into making sure they look a certain way they forgot to develop a personality and hobbies that go with it.
Like, if you garden, 10 years in you arent where you started. If you build buildings on your land same. If you build cars, whatever. All these things build character through varying and expanding experiences. If you play in the playground as an adult? Cool i guess. Pullups are always gonna be pullups.
Literally engineered for BBC
the real hack is getting vitamin d from sun exposure
if you do that crap everyone thinks youre a douche
and the "mires" you get are a consequence of your inadequate behaviour, seriously do you think its normal for an adult to behave like a monkey, taking his shirt off and start climbing some poles
Yes.
I'm 33 and I can't do a single pull-up
TVRKED.COM
kys btw
she is muttmerican, that`s like -3/10 at the very best
I'm the anon who hikes with 3 gallon water jugs (not full, working on it). Yesterday some 39yo "wants someday" said "anyone who does that is an absolute stud". I don't even go shirtless, I wear my mom's pink Colombia long-sleeved sun shirt and jeans. Maybe once I weigh less than the average American female I'll think about shirtless.
>go to the park
>its full of post wall women and single mothers taking their kids out to play
I will not edge. I will not edge. I will not even touch my dick!