How do you stop this happening to your son?
Would lifting have stopped this?
Should you force your son to do sports from a young age?
Just found out my wife is pregnant with a son. I really fear that he will end up either trans or this.
How do you stop this from happening?
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They were dumb kids at the time.
Garret ended up making it once he grew up.
>making it
Stop lying Garrett
Alexa is literally now a pro sports team cheerleader with a degree from Duke University while Garrett went to CC
$35,000
The New York Knicks cheerleading squad are the highest-paid cheerleaders in the NBA with an annual salary of $35,000.
She will get married to a rich Chad or Brad in 5 years while Fedora kid toils around hopelessly like the rest of us
I’m looking forward to your engagement to her
She has an email in her bio for professional inquiries alone, the b***h has made it. makes money on the side influencing and who knows what else Getn paid just for being pretty
It's over
>She has an email in her bio for professional inquiries alone
She has a *gmail* in her bio
Same with the many other Instagram influencers lol 100k followers is on the low side to be successful in that regard
and garrett doesn't give two shits ab8 it, he'll probably keep breeding 6/10s and scorch the earth with his progeny
>Garrett
>best known for being the fedora dance kid
>Alexa
>now a super successful NFL cheerleader getting trained on by rich top specimen men and making cash
IT'S NOT FRICKING FAIR GARRETT WAS SUPPOSED TO WIN IN THE END IST TOLD ME THE c**tS FROM HIGHSCHOOL WOULD GROW UP TO BE MISERABLE AND I'D MAKE IT
Nobody will ever remember Alexa the used up rag. Garret the fedora kid will remain in the annals of history until the end of time.
NFL cheerleaders get paid less than the stadium hot dog vendors
unless alexa parlayed her cheerleading gig into a rich husband, this doesn't mean anything
>saved him
I guarantee you this kid gained more confidence from doing this and it led to better outcomes for him, than most things most people who use this board have ever done in their lives
I guarantee you he feels today like despite being cringe it led to personal growth for him, and he's glad he did it.
NFL cheerleaders get paid less than minimum wage because they have to buy their own supplies. They also have to volunteer and spend time flying around. It is an exhausting, not envied, job
have you ever been rejected publicly for millions of people to see?
i never have, but the thought gives me chills.
prob made this kid strong as frick
>millions
this programming has vastly less reach than you think it does. this wasnt on anything important.
You can't.
They will inevitably embarrass themselves one way or another. They will learn from it and grow.
Kids at that age are unironically all social morons. They're transitioning from saying any dumb thought that comes to their mind to learning the social dynamics of the adult world.
It's your job as the father to be there for your son when he screws up, and tell him to man up and do better next time. Getting hyper focused on preventing 1 specific social blunder is the least of your worries.
Hi, Garrett.
Where's the lie?
No. He never had a chance
Alexa is literally a fashion model now while Garrett is some dog faced normie with an ugly gf. Someone post her instagram.
Her boyfriends has average looks but I think he is a DJ or something
Garrett was a bluepilled youngcel, your typical dweeb. He thought other girls would like him for his personality, charisma, dance moves, hair style and drip. Can't really blame him, we were all bluepilled once, right?
He had oneitis for the prettiest girl in his class, a Stacylet named Alexa. His father, probably a low T betacuck, encouraged Garrett's hopeless infatuation with her.
Garrett was determined to tell Alexa about his real feelings for her, she did gave him butterflies, It was something magical, something he had never felt before... he'd caress his Willy for hours just thinking about her.
There was no turning back now.
Garrett was going to declare his love for Alexa during their dance class, in front of everybody. It worked in the movies, why wouldn't it work in real life, right?
Garrett even got her a big box of Shari's Berries. What could possibly go wrong?
It was time, Garrett put on his Fedora and brought his A game to dance class that eventful day.
He danced like he was possessed by a demon, like he was a professional ballerina. It was absolutely beautiful. Everyone in the room was astounded by his supreme dancing skills...
EVERYONE, but Alexa. She didn't like Garrett's presentation one bit. She sat in a corner, awkwardly, masking her feelings of pure disgust, whilst pretending to enjoy Garrett's presentation. After he was done, she gave him a pity hug and embarrassingly accepted his gift.
To top it off, this whole painful experience was recorded and posted to youtube, eternalized for the upcoming generations to mock and make an example of poor Fedora Wearing Garrett. Way to go, Garretts's parents!
Later that day, Alexa gave Garrett's gift to her quarterback boyfriend (Chad Thunderwiener), who ate the entire box of Shari's Berries while she was sucking him off. Garrett was all alone in his room, like always, trying to cope with his subhumanity, and eventually ended up finding the incel community.
Somebody wrote all that trying to style on someone else. Imagine being that guy.
Honestly I enjoyed reading it until the last paragraph, it's very well written but the cuck fetish bleeds out too much at the end, typical American behavior
Weak Eurocucks aren't capable of comprehending the depth of burger
>IMAGINE GETTING KEKED BY A BBC!!!
>depth of burger
Am I moronic or did they add a new word filter holy shit
Cucked by bbc
You use keked so much it autocorrects to it which implies you’re a loser who spends too much time here
Honestly it's better it auto corrects to keked than cucked. But no I'm just moronic. Cucked corrects to chucked, I manually had to override the autocorrect. Keked gets changed to leaked. I'm just a dumb moron
Uh oh. Sounds like somebody's got a case of the mondays.
It's Tuesday where I live
Unironically the pinnacle of artistic achievement, cope if say otherwise
wow imagine typing this shit up didnt read btw
You couldn’t read if you wanted to Jamal
A very long way of saying “he didn’t qualify for a few reasons, primarily the lack of social and physical standing”
She was so pure, anon. Does she have an OF now?
>Should you force your son to do sports from a young age?
Trying to force it will only lead to them rejecting it later. The trick is to instill a fit lifestyle from a young age by making it a part of the whole family's daily routine. Make physical activity something that both happens every day and preferably involves the whole household at the same time. When they're really young the best thing is simple mobility training to help them get better bodily control.
Sports can be added in when they're older, but should be treated as an addition to the daily exercise routine not a replacement for it.
my father threatened to beat me if I didnt go with him to track training,so much to the point that I climbed and hid on top of the wardrobe while he looked around the house,once he went outside I locked him out and opened the door after half an hour. now I'm almost addicted to sprinting and lifting to the point that rest days and even socializing feels less fulfilling than pumping out some heavy reps,guess its all a matter of emotional intelligence I guess.
severe autism is an exception
I didn’t learn until I was 19
I don't believe you, brah.
You moonwalked out of your mom's slit, flexing your 16 inch babyceps and telling Dr. Shekelgrubber that "the only thing getting nipped today is your nose, rabbi".
so glad I grew up with my father. if my mom won the case I would've ended up just like this gay if not far worse. frick.
he's actually doing pretty well now with a b***h on his dick, https://www.instagram.com/garrett_noga/?hl=en
shit's surreal homie i don't know what to think of this
Wtf incelbros he has become quite handsome... Not like this, not like this...
All this time... We really did just need to Just Be Confident...
Guy is a literal chad now wtaf
>he/him
>check her instagram
>cancer survivor
his dance was so cringe it literally gave her cancer. unreal
No, you need parents that aren't b***hmade to make kids that aren't b***hmade. He was doomed from the start the moment his mom and dad didn't beat the manhood into him
>how do you stop your son from confessing to his crush
I...Why would you want to do this again? You want him to be a pussy or what?
I would never vaccinate my children.
I didn’t vaccinate mine. All very healthy. You’d think they’d be dead by now the way the doctor reacted when I refused to vax
Pro tip: skip the vitamin K shot at birth. Most have 100mcg of aluminum. There’s no medical reason for this. It’s literally just poison.
Why do israelites want to inject our kids with aluminum immediately at birth??
Am i moronic or is this guy legitimately good looking now?
He's got a decent face yeah.
his ugly and has a small dick
Stfu Alexa
https://www.instagram.com/garrett_noga/?hl=en
SEE?
he made it. In his own way.
>dancing didn't get him pussy so it was a failure
Wrong. With the skills he cultivated, he went on to be decently successful.
He won in the end.
he got a 5/10 gf and stopped posting her 4 years ago
>cope out of NOWHERE
yup.
>5/10 gf
unironically a good thing. She probably still likes him for who he is, meanwhile Alexa won't be so lucky. Once her looks fade away, she might as well dig her own grave.
>He got lucky and won the genetic lottery
He grew from who he once was. Nothing to do with luck.
>Everything is genetics bro
A cheap way to discount other's achievements. So his genetics alone allowed him to succeed? He could've just sat around and drifted his way through community college, still being successful just due to genetics alone? Stop lying to yourself
He got lucky and won the genetic lottery when he grew up. That's all that is to it.
I wonder what it would be like growing up as an attractive girl.
At 15 years old Alexa could literally walk up to any man and ask him to lick her butthole, and most would say yes if they thought she was serious.