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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Thats my dinner

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I would eat basically anything unless it's some ultra processed fast food ahit.

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    the roid troony dining experience

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Looks good bro

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Looks good. I'd add some s0i sauce to the rice though.

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I eat that every day. I add a bit of pic related to the chicken.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >chang's

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    that looks insanely bland and dry. congrats on removing any joy out of one of the most basic pleasures we have

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    mirin

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Grim. I eat an ahi tuna poke bowl with some broccolini. Not that expensive and super sustainable

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >carbs
    >v*getables
    >goyvocado
    vgh.. literal slave grvel. how degenerate

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      have a nice day

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        yov know it to be trve

        Post body (you won't)

        i just did

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >i just did
          It’s like carnigays just can’t not lie

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Post body (you won't)

        Avocado is based and literally raises test levels but you wouldn't know that would you

        >le stoic greek statue
        lmao pottery

        https://i.imgur.com/0ARYdyx.jpg

        He was baiting and it should have been obvious

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Post body (you won't)

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Avocado is based and literally raises test levels but you wouldn't know that would you

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >le stoic greek statue
      lmao pottery

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I eat that twice a day minus the rice. I only like rice with beef.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/GOdDmqR.jpg

      >chicken thigh w/ sumac, paprika, and lemon pepper
      >crushed castelvetrano olives
      >radishes and red onion pickled in olive brine and lemon juice
      Is my lunch up to par?

      mmm acrylamide so delicious

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >dry ass, unseasoned chicken
    Are you white by any chance?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      muh wyte pypo don season dey foo'

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        SEASON YOUR FOOD homie

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >seasoning = salt with dried garlic/onion/pepper
          Lmaooooooo
          Just add regular salt you dumb monkey.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Why not make your own unique spice blend to your exact tastes?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          why isnt there dawn dishsoap?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Uh oh, we got a seasoning police over here.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            All of those "spices" are made from processed food leftovers, its just dried paprika/onions that have been sitting in a warehouse for weeks for instance, they blend it to make a powder.
            Better buy real spices and not trash spices.
            Every single one that worked in food industry will tell you this, spices and blend of spices are absolute garbage and are filled with additives and other chemicals.

            So when I see a Black person use "seasoning" i laugh, but not for the same reason like yours.

            The failure to understand that dried spices are not fresh spices is kind of moronic. You still use dry spices all the time, the taste of peppercorn for instance only manifests dry, the ripe peppercorn is fruity and sweet. Blends are better than nothing and have their place, you don't really just throw chunks of onion onto a seared piece of meat and expect it to taste the same as a dry rubbed piece of meat, but at the same time you don't use blends for everything. Many white people don't really understand cooking in general, it's not a problem with their cuisine made by white people who do know how to cook, for instance paprikash, goulash is very solid.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          All of those "spices" are made from processed food leftovers, its just dried paprika/onions that have been sitting in a warehouse for weeks for instance, they blend it to make a powder.
          Better buy real spices and not trash spices.
          Every single one that worked in food industry will tell you this, spices and blend of spices are absolute garbage and are filled with additives and other chemicals.

          So when I see a Black person use "seasoning" i laugh, but not for the same reason like yours.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >lawrys
          HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHA Black person HHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Seasoning is salt you dumb monkey. How can you tell if it's salted or not?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I eat boiled chicken breast come at me

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It's seasoned with salt, black pepper, and cumin. Also cooked it woth I can't believe it's not butter.

      It tastes better than it looks.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/laZIVIt.jpg

      SEASON YOUR FOOD homie

      Go eat the bleached chicken

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Its clearly seasoned Look it you disgusting Black person. Have you ever had a meal where you could taste the food and not just lawrys and paprika?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      AYO WYPIPO DON SEASUN DEY FOO
      *empties a tub of hot sauce on some rotting chicken*

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Why are they so terrified of herbs and spices? This guy could have very easily added some thyme and rosemary to the chicken, or even paprika and garlic. You could take away half the avocado and instead mix coconut oil into the rice, as well as some olive oil for the chicken. Add some lemon juice over everything to brighten it up. It's really not that hard to make chicken, broccoli, and rice taste good. You don't even have to be a nog and add 5 different kinds of flavored MSG to make chicken not taste bland.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      There is something on the chicken-it could be pepper, it could be herbs. You have no way of knowing if there is any lemon juice or coconut oil in there. Avocado vs coconut/olive oil is just a matter of taste any way.

      I wish dumb c**ts would stop equating fifteen kinds of herbs and spices with seasoning. Salt is seasoning. Salt will bring out the natural flavour of your dish without having to add a handful of dried herbs.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Yes, but you can add some fats to the dish and save the other half of an avocado for the following lunch. Salt will bring out natural flavors, too, but chicken breast doesn't have very much flavor since it has low myoglobin and virtually no fat. White rice, when it's good quality, has a nice flavor to it. Salt will also help bring out the flavors of herbs and spices. I don't understand why you think I'm advocating for dumping 15 kinds of herbs and spices, when all I said was to use a couple different kinds on top of salt and pepper. Salt and pepper + thyme, rosemary, and lemon will taste so much better than just salt and pepper by themselves.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >needing to make it taste good
      These three things already taste good
      Most people do not properly utilize spices anyways
      Instead of complimenting and drawing out the natural flavor of the food they will just make it taste like something else
      Hot sauce is the worst offender

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Why would you not want your food to taste good? A couple of herbs and fresh garlic are not only going to improve the flavor, but the garlic will add extra micronutrients.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Quality food already tastes good
          Nothing wrong with a lil sum
          Where I cringe hard is when people turn perfectly good food into capsaicin soup

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Quality food does already taste good, which is why i say adding only a couple extra ingredients to maximize that. Unless you think adding something like garlic turns regular food into capsaicin soup

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    is this good bulking food

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Dirty bulk

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      what da dog doin

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine being so fatbrained you cannot comprehend eating a meal for sustenance instead of taste. Food is fuel. Eat and stfu. Stay forever fat Black folk.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Holy DYEL statement

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine being so moronic that you can't learn how to cook basic meals

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      What a miserable way to live. There's so much delicious food out there that I'm excited to try one day.

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    This looks a lil dry my brother, i'd add the god of condiments to make it a little bit better

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Cacik > tzatziki

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >2 chicken thighs
    >with skin
    >2 tomatoes diced
    >3 onions quartered
    >5 cloves of garlic chopped large
    >add spice mix or just salt and pepper and paprika powder
    >in oven
    Ten times as delicious as your shitty food mate and I'm eating more proteins and more veggies than your shitty carbs meal. The fat replaces the carbs which is a slave nutrient.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      le epic ketard has arrived, updooted

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >The fat replaces the carbs which is a slave nutrient
      Post body (you won't)

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I'm 70kg and 1.86m homosexual
        I don't even work out just some calisthenics
        maybe eating normal food like an actual human being prevents me from being an American lardass
        try not eating overly expensive fast food like a cuck

        le epic ketard has arrived, updooted

        I have, honest to God, not an actual clue what the keto diet is supposed to be

        That was my breakfast btw
        my dinner will be gyros and pita bread with some onions and veggies

        Food of Kings.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >I don't even work out just some calisthenics
          Yeah that's what I thought you fricking poof. I actually run fast and lift heavy so my body doesn't fall apart if I eat carbs.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            I eat carbs too. Are you moronic? What in the frick is keto lol. Just eat meat and enjoy two oven-baked crispy-skinned chicken thighs for breakfast and 5 toasted shawarma-filled pita breads.
            I just woke up and I will have 5 more pita breads with shawarma 🙂
            Life is so good bros

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Spices have next to zero calories.
    Eating like that is a waste of discipline.

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I would accidentally that bro meal

  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    What's the avocado for?

  21. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    is pizza good for you?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      That looks bad but they look happy together, good for them. Cooking with somebody is my favorite "couple thing" to do

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >couple thing
        Anon they aren’t a couple, they have more partners in a month that you will have in your life

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          How do you know? Do you follow them on social media? Whether you do or not, go outside

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >gays are weak with no grip strength
      >food looks like and most likely tastes like shit
      >can’t stop being gay for one second
      This represents IST far too well

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I knew being gay was a mental illness

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      What went wrong in their lives to make them weak and homosexuals? Wasnt being one bad enough?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >the chad cooking experience

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Is that the porn prostitute alina west?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Holy shit he was going for the cat for a second

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        god that hurts to watch

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I need a bf so fricking bad. I'm NOT okay.

  22. 1 year ago
    Giddy

    Too many calories, i'll have just the chicken but a double serving

  23. 1 year ago
    Simp niggaa

    Is that boiled chicken

  24. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Sauce.

  25. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >chicken thigh w/ sumac, paprika, and lemon pepper
    >crushed castelvetrano olives
    >radishes and red onion pickled in olive brine and lemon juice
    Is my lunch up to par?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Are you iranian or something

  26. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >bodybuilders aren't cooks
    >teenagers who are into lifting but aren't into cooking follow what bodybuilders do
    shocking

  27. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    You people called me moronic

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      nice

  28. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Swap the white rice for brown and the broccoli for spinach.

  29. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >food is fuel no seasoning for me me bruh!!!!

  30. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    At least season the chicken. Not with barbecue sauce or something high carb, but with some spices or whatever.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Never mind, I zoomed in and there’s some stuff on there

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