Would you be able to escape out of this suitcase with your strenght alone? Seems very doable to me.

Would you be able to escape out of this suitcase with your strenght alone? Seems very doable to me.

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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cant you just move the zipper from the inside with your nails?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      yes

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      yes

      >locks zipper with keylock
      Now what?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        squat+ohp out

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is the position he would have been in fyi.

      Not actually him, some random who tried to escape prison (did not die).

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    The shear fricking panic induced by being trapped in a small space would give me the strength needed to destroy that case

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why would you let your b***h wife lock you up in a small suitcase to begin with? How would you even fit?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      They were drunk

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      They were both drunk and from the photos I bet this guy was a pushover. It doesn't take that much strenght to loosen a zipper like that. That shit is just interlocked.

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Thanks for making me look this shit up.
    >Boone was not arrested the day that she found him in the suitcase and called the police. The following day she was asked to come into the police station for an interview in which forensics asked for her phone and she willingly gave her phone to them. The search found two videos that Boone had taken the night before however she did not remember taking the videos, she also did not try to delete the videos.
    How fricking dumb do you need to be? So she even almost got away with it if she wasn't such a dumb c**t? Holy frick my kazakhstan levels are through the roof

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      She wouldn’t have gotten away with it, her story didn’t add up anyway since the guy in the suitcase had bruises which they determined were from being thrown down the stairs in the suitcase. They were both drunk so she probably didn’t even realise she filmed it and so didn’t know the videos were there.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Am I just such a boring person? I've had a couple of beers in my life but I've never been so intoxicated that I straight up forgot what the hell I'm doing.
        I guess it's a woman thing.
        Good to know she got what she deserved.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          My father has this disorder where he becomes a different person after a couple of drinks. Never met another person like this but I also don't hang out with drunks.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          People who need a drug to change their perceptions to have fun are the boring ones.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Even when I was hospitalized for alcohol poisoning after a blackout, I distinctly remember playing rocket league with my friends and carrying them; every detail. It's a low IQ thing.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Thanks for making me look this shit up.
          >Boone was not arrested the day that she found him in the suitcase and called the police. The following day she was asked to come into the police station for an interview in which forensics asked for her phone and she willingly gave her phone to them. The search found two videos that Boone had taken the night before however she did not remember taking the videos, she also did not try to delete the videos.
          How fricking dumb do you need to be? So she even almost got away with it if she wasn't such a dumb c**t? Holy frick my kazakhstan levels are through the roof

          https://i.imgur.com/haOGtlm.jpg

          Would you be able to escape out of this suitcase with your strenght alone? Seems very doable to me.

          they were just into femdom/sub kink play and got carried away and the cuck died. many such cases

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Proof that women are inherently evil.

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I’m not a manlet so I wouldn’t fit in the first place
    Anyone who thinks about how to escape is a manlet that would fit in the suitcase

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    b***h was psycho, dude was a moron, many such cases

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >beat annoying wife
    >let annoying wife put you in suitcase
    >surprisedpika.png
    >pic rel

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >LET ME OUTTA HERE U CRACKA b***h I CAYNT BREEEATHE! SHEEEIIIT
    wife beating Black person got what he deserved, she got what she deserved too for being a mudshark

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Watch live cop arrest videos. EVERYONE is playing the I can't breathe card now. It's hilarious.

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Escaping a suitcase from the inside is near IMPOSSIBLE, unless you have a knife to cut your way out
    Nobody ITT could do it

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I could tho

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Want to try?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I doubt zippers can hold up to the tension coming from someone doing squat and ohp from the inside

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        They can't. Even if you couldn't break their grip it would probably be enough to let air flow back in.
        The guy was drunk wand hoping that his wife would break him free while wasting precious oxygen

        She did this because women think of men as discardable and wanted to return to her ex. Almost a perfect crime if she hadn't filmed it like the dumb b***h she is. I bet she used that video to touch herself that same night.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Help I can't breathe!
          >Now you know how I feel!
          As a dumb woman she probably legitimately thought he would survive and let him out in the morning. I agree she surely jerk offd to the video.

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    If you were strong enough to break out of that suitcase you would be to big to fit in it in the first place.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Zippers don't scale to the squared cube law.

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wouldn't fit in that suitcase

  13. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >AverageBodycount.jpg

  14. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    It is your job as a man to maintain a physique that could not fit inside a suitcase. Little else matters in life.

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