Goal body
I’m circumcised so sex is all mental for me anyway, and random prostitutes are gross. There is no physical enjoyment of sex without a foreskin.
>thinking you need to have money to get pussy
L O L
it's literally all genetic determinism
real chads never even think about it, them getting pussy comes as easily and as naturally as you jacking off to troony porn
just embrace your reality
fit people get everything handed to them so i would rather be fit and get all the concomitant goodies than have the car and every assume i have a tiny pecker
Goal body, Also be prepared to be disappointed as frick when you finally get to drive a G series. It was designed in the 70s and even with the new series being 'redesigned' it's still not remotely comfortable for a 300k car, I liked the RSQ8 much more. If you're buying an SUV to flex on normies you might as well buy a Urus. The patricians choice of Mercedes is an S class.
Based but mine breaks all the fricking time. The 6.3 is mint but the rest of the car is a dumpster fire. Had it for 3 years and have spent like 10k in repairs doing my own labor. Airmatic, motor/troony mounts, smog pump, fuel sending unit, multiple sets of wheels, various sensors and interior bits, air pumps and bladders for the dynamic seat bolstering... the list just goes on forever.
Every single repair on these cars is a huge pain in the ass. I had to drill out like 20 rivets just to replace the rear door lock actuator last month. Idk why I still own this thing tbh it's too fast to even enjoy on public roads unless you live in bumfrick nowhere with miles of empty freeway.
You have to really love these cars for it to be worth owning them, and that level of car obsession is just gay.
Definitely goal body, I have never owned a car, hate cars, and don't want to ever have a car. I bike everywhere or walk, and one day I'd like to own a horse and carriage, but I don't want some stupid car.
No point of having an """expensive car""" if you don't have the muscle to back it up.
Always funny to see some balding fatso driving one trying to look macho.
>G class
Only Russian mob dudes drive this expensive AF wheeled shoebox in my city. Shit taste my dude, I walk and get laid effortlessly just by being socially skilled.
>take car >sell it and get 100k >already have my goal body more or less so it doesn't matter
Too easy, I would probably put it towards a down payment on a house or maybe invest it since I still live with my mom. Speaking of which, do any anons here invest in stocks? I have nearly 50k saved up but it's just sitting in my account collecting a small amount of interest.
Goal body
I’m circumcised so sex is all mental for me anyway, and random prostitutes are gross. There is no physical enjoyment of sex without a foreskin.
>There is no physical enjoyment of sex without a foreskin.
Is that what you were told to believe?
> I’m circumcised so sex is all mental for me
Bro, if it’s true, sue your doctor for cutting off your dick.
>get less pussy than a guy who drives a scion
>this gives you negative pussy
Only women drive these here.
>thinking you need to have money to get pussy
L O L
it's literally all genetic determinism
real chads never even think about it, them getting pussy comes as easily and as naturally as you jacking off to troony porn
just embrace your reality
fit people get everything handed to them so i would rather be fit and get all the concomitant goodies than have the car and every assume i have a tiny pecker
Goal body, Also be prepared to be disappointed as frick when you finally get to drive a G series. It was designed in the 70s and even with the new series being 'redesigned' it's still not remotely comfortable for a 300k car, I liked the RSQ8 much more. If you're buying an SUV to flex on normies you might as well buy a Urus. The patricians choice of Mercedes is an S class.
Incorrect. E class amg.
Based but mine breaks all the fricking time. The 6.3 is mint but the rest of the car is a dumpster fire. Had it for 3 years and have spent like 10k in repairs doing my own labor. Airmatic, motor/troony mounts, smog pump, fuel sending unit, multiple sets of wheels, various sensors and interior bits, air pumps and bladders for the dynamic seat bolstering... the list just goes on forever.
Every single repair on these cars is a huge pain in the ass. I had to drill out like 20 rivets just to replace the rear door lock actuator last month. Idk why I still own this thing tbh it's too fast to even enjoy on public roads unless you live in bumfrick nowhere with miles of empty freeway.
You have to really love these cars for it to be worth owning them, and that level of car obsession is just gay.
Definitely goal body, I have never owned a car, hate cars, and don't want to ever have a car. I bike everywhere or walk, and one day I'd like to own a horse and carriage, but I don't want some stupid car.
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No point of having an """expensive car""" if you don't have the muscle to back it up.
Always funny to see some balding fatso driving one trying to look macho.
>G class
Only Russian mob dudes drive this expensive AF wheeled shoebox in my city. Shit taste my dude, I walk and get laid effortlessly just by being socially skilled.
t. live in Spain.
That's a spoiled European immigrants daughter car
I drive a Hellcat and have a good body, porous no las dos?
>take car
>sell it and get 100k
>already have my goal body more or less so it doesn't matter
Too easy, I would probably put it towards a down payment on a house or maybe invest it since I still live with my mom. Speaking of which, do any anons here invest in stocks? I have nearly 50k saved up but it's just sitting in my account collecting a small amount of interest.
That shit is ugly.
That’s because you have pleb taste. Let me guess, you drive a carolla?
I rather keep my cars than drive that scrap metal.
>modern over engineered plastic German shitbox
no thanks