>Wow anon, don't hurt yourself trying to bench those *snickers* "2 plates." That's some real weight you got there, hopefully you won't need me to spot you because I might just die of laughter if you fail your single, bouncing rep.
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Frick off you dumb b***h, Anitoro is never gonna notice you.
>
Dear God cuuuuuuuuteeeee
the quads have spoken
Quads confirm Gamo is fricking cute
"squints lightly"
"walks to another bench press rack, and lifts there.
that she said that to you just ask how much she benches.
clearly she's very light, so she would need to be a world class athlete to bench 225
also
I don't watch Chinese cartoons, is this "she hated you" or "she secretly wants to frick you? I'm gonna rape her anyway, I just want to know how hard I need to put her down first.
a mild mixture of both
its Japanese you stupid c**t!
*cries and runs away*
>YEAH ANON, YOU'RE DYEL
DYEL!
Stop posting this beta cartoon shit. Grow up you betas.
>Uhh... Y-You k-know, 225 p-pounds is uhh actually a VERY, VERY umm heavy w-weight... Y-you can only s-spot me if yo-you can hold it though w-which I don't think you ca-could.
I go to a very casual gym the only lift I've ever seen a woman do over 225 was in a deadlift, and the b***h was using chalk and mixed grip (she gets points for doing conventional though), so I'd never ask a woman if I really need to be spotted.
you should try, have her grab the bar and drop it down to your chest and let her breasts dangle in your face
>"Wow you're so strong! I don't even think I could lift the bar. You're amazing anon-kun!"
Which way western man
I was teaching a girl how to deadlift one time and I just put 15 on each side of the bar and she couldn't lift it, so I took those off and just held the bar in the air at the same height the plates would have lifted it up and she was so shocked at the weight she literally said "it was a jumpscare how heavy that was." Frick women.
Aren't women just structurally more sparse than men? Like for same volume they can still only exert a fraction of the force male muscles can
Also think about weight class. What does a woman weigh? 110 pounds? Of course some tanker of a man would be able to lift heavier things by default
I think people who get irrationally angry at women would also get irrationally angry at a small child playing an imaginary game. Since they pretty much the same mindset, I wouldn't let incels around small children because they just might snap from all the (mental) little women.
Mfw I convinced her I can bench 2 plates when I can't even bench the bar
oh wow a loser weeb has loser thoughts who whodathunkit
>You can do it anon! I believe in you! I'll be here to give you a congratulatory hug when you're done!
No way gay
>Well hey, now at least you can say you've done 1/2/3/4... Oh wait, you still haven't gotten past 1 or 3 or 4, sorry buddy!
This has awakened a primal urge in me
>tfw can do 1.5/3/2.5/5
how the FRICK do I fix my squats? I weight 85kg and I'm 6'1" btw
>C'mon anon, a gallon a day!
Why would you drink a woman's milk over a cow's? Calves make WAY faster gains than human children.
Why would you drink a cow's milk over a whale's? Baby whales make WAY faster gains than calves.
Damn that's smart. Unfortunately I'm a flyover boy so I don't think I can get fresh whale milk locally.
nobody can
That's a million dollar idea right there then, I bet insecure men would dive all over whale milk.
It's literally like toothpaste, it's composition is almost 50% fat. I don't even know how you'd harvest it without being crushed by the whale, it would be cost ineffective to get proper harness equipment and machinery to milk even a gallon of it.
You'd have to seduce it first.
A man can only dream…
I'm married already anon.
Changes absolutely nothing. Women look at you and go "gross". You bring the collective average value of a male down, thus making me stand out even harder. Thanks
Cope and seethe
is that even you?
Sure is, gonna cry?
Where's your hairline
Where's literally any proof you have ever stepped foot in a gym? I'll make it easy on you. Post wrist. Cmon buddy, it's just a wrist. Or is even your wrist indicative of your grotesque "physique"
where is your hairline
please anon
>no wrist
Hahahaha holy shit how absolutely pathetic. End your life ASAP incel
and the back?
Sure, as soon as you post wrist
anon
the back
what does it look like anon
>no wrists
Pfftthahahaha god damn how pathetic. Dude, why haven't you just killed yourself? You know your life is meaningless and your existence is a net negative. There's nothing remarkable about you. Nothing worth "saving" so just do it. Go buy a cheap gun and a box of 9 milly and end it
back
of
your
head
now
If you're typing that means you haven't killed yourself. just do it man
For the love of God please keep saying these mean teasing things, I'm gonna fricking cum, I just keep hearing her dubbed voice telling me that I have lanky wrists and that I should kill myself
thanks bra
Lol this type of "trolling"... pure mental illness.
You getting hot little girl?
You put a porn actresses face over your own face, what are you fricking talking about?
Great point, forgot to mention that
>makes fun of anons for being into anime
>Puts the posterchild of the most degenerate israelite propaganda porn imaginable as his own face
LMAO what a frickinf stupid homosexual
im sorry but i read your post in gamou's dub voice and got hard
got em
From cross-diagonal measurements of the barbell, mirror, weight plates, and gym bag. I can safely say you're under 5'11.
I'm 6ft flat but I can safely say that literally nobody has ever posted something that cringe and simultaneously had a sex life
>6ft
>The only time you'll be getting laid is when you'll try your 185 squat and fail the second you try to get out of the hole. Newsflash, that's the only hole you'll be laying into anytime soon.
>that's really funny, so funny I forgot to laugh, but if you knew how hard it was to reach 225 bench, you wouldn't be mocking me. How many years it took me to finally reached a single rep, you know nothing.
>*pphhphpphp* A year?
You're only sexual market value is as my foot stool. Nice deadlift. How many times did you oink during it?
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where's yulour chin?
>you're
Awww and look, he's mad hahahahaa a big mad moron
Pffftttrhahahahahahahahahhahahahhahahahhahahhahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahhahahhahahahhahahahhahahahhahahhaahahahahahah holy shit was this supposed to be some sort of own? Hahahahahahhahahha jesus christ you're fricking skinny fat. Built like Tosh.0 hahahahahhahahahha God damn thanks for the laugh holy shit I'm crying hahahaha
>all those words to say nothing
You're not fooling anyone fatty. I can bench press your obese ass. 295lbs 1RM at 175lbs bw (unfortunately not caught on video, but a 275 double is proof enough)
>mentions physique
>still hasn't posted his own
The original point you made was SMV. You posted a 6pl8 deadlift. Okay cool, b***hes don't give a frick about your deadlift if you look like shit. So go ahead sweet cheeks. Show us those brithing hips
You're absolutely LIVID rn my dude. I posted my deadlift not even replying to you and look how upset you got. Jfc go outside. Really take a step back and look at yourself right now.
you're still making me revoice you
Low effort traps.
You're on an ANIME WEBSITE (dont try to pretend otherwise) shitting on ANIME. I responded to show how utterly foolish it is to assume that anime posters on IST can't be high SMV themselves. But hey mr big guy, you're so in shape and successful, right? Nothing better to do with your time than to show off to "nerds" on IST huh? Your muscles dont hide how big of a fricking queer you are. Go watch some more BLACKED homosexual
Hahahaha holy shit that's what you're upset about? Me saying anime is gay? HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAH holy fricking shit you have got to be kidding me hahahahhahahahhahahahhahHahhahahahahahhahahahhahahahahahhahahah
JFC sometimes I forget how big of homosexuals you IST incels are but threads like these remind me of why I love coming here. You people are so disconnected from reality its hilarious watching you freak out when someone brings you back down to earth
you shouldn't say jfc that's disrespectful to Christ
>Im in the thread responding to every post, but im gonna pretend like im not aware of what the debate was this entire time
>I'll just spam fake laughter, so everyone will totally think i won
>I hate all you IST incels, but here i am, spending time here, reading threads full of shitposts
>Did i mention i identify with a woman who prostitutes herself to israelites and black men for a living?
cheq'd
>debate
Dude... really, get off the internet. There was no "debate". If you're actually here getting your panties in a wad trying to "debate".... seriously, look at yourself. This is IST my guy. Shitpost central. Deep breaths, calm down. It's not that serious
sorry dude, he got quads.
You know what that means.
The digits continue to bear witness to my righteousness
IST is the best place for trolling because of all the roiders
Moreso all of the incels who seethe at the roiders. I don't even roid but LARP like I do just to cause the nerds here to throw a fit lol
I'm not mad bro this thread is hilarious
I'm talking about in general
No, that’s /cgl/ by a nautical mile.
You're seething now bro, a lot of people here may be nerds, but their not Manlet roiders who try to get into arguments online constantly to show off their roid muscles, bragging about their "smv" while at the same time being an insecure roider on an anime forum
>you're weak
>no I'm not, see
>reee post body
>Ok, done
>reee you're a seething manlet roider!
Hahahahaha Cope harder incel
Was meant for this guy
You look like a massive homosexual who entertains gay farmers
Bro you also post "show yourself" like it ever matters. If you're getting into argument this much, just show off your body, you are objectively the biggest Seether here. Also, once a person post their body you change the subject anyway, cut out these charades anon
Attractive men never touch a fat women.
Just thought you should be reminded of that, ma'am.
Imagine being jealous of a cartoon character. lmao, couldn't be me.
You talk a lot of shit for someone with an ass that can be pissed into.
that's a good pickup line, im gonna actually use that
i might replace piss with cum though
lmfao
The women in this thread is jealous of a cartoon character and will not reproduce.
This is unironically worse than being an incel.
>"Your creator got his start drawing exhibitionist manga and worse, change how you act before you find yourself in a instaloss 2koma."
I wonder how b***hy 2D women feel knowing they were only created to satisfy an otaku's fetish. Her god is literally the kind of guy she'd talk down to, but he can imagine her being raped at any time and does regularly.
probably hot about it because all women are submissive prostitutes by nature
I can't tell if you guys are unwittingly feeding into this dude's fetish or just doing it on purpose
Anon... its a women who's jealous of a cartoon girl "merely pretending" to be moronic.
It's really just one anon with 17 different computers and this has been on giant pysop
thread theme:
OP Here,
what happened to my thread?
Everyone, namely the roidrager, can shut the frick up and leave now. Lick my quads gays
Sorry lil celly, your thread belongs to me
You have no quads you don't even have dubs
See
That was me not you
>I, uh, I lift, I erm... L-lightweight BABY! *shutters and cries*
what a weird thread
Hey homosexuals,
My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, moronic, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all homosexuals who should just have a nice day. Thanks for listening.
this board is so fricking stupid lmao
Go back Black person.
John, you still haven't given my oven back. Return it to me by next week or there will be problems
See
LOL @ me posting this and your dumb ass still taking the bait. Good detective work though Captain Celibacy
are pause reps really harder? i cant tell the difference personally
i want to frick gamo
You've never flirted with a woman
...cried Gamo, destined to be the loose wine aunt that can't hold down a man for more than a few months.
>pfft... KYAHAHAHAHAHA! DYEL homosexual senpai can't even squat 150kg! He's gonna be stuck at lmao3pl8 forever hahahahahaha! I bet he couldn't even squat me hahahaha try to squat me senpai here let me sit on your face while you squat HAHAHAHAHA just as a joke HAHAHAHA
>*adjusts glasses* Y-you're just teasing me, miss
Frick…
The things I would do to have this…
squat 3 pl8
VR tech is close, we only need a couple senses more
I lift for nagatoro
PLG Black folk stay in your containment thread next time, nobody likes you
good tranime thread
Dear homosexuals, thank you for the lols and for making this content for me
Please remove the music, I need these voice lines, for purely shitposting reasons
Check this thread:
Here are the lines separate:
https://files.catbox.moe/khbqyt.mp3
https://vocaroo.com/1c6djwvIBXSR
that's great
That was pretty good, you should go into a music career if you haven't already anon.
Holy shit
10/10
M-moar..?
good shit
It's funny that China is so good at making cartoons for western betas.
Tranime Black folk are so fricking annoying.
Why are they like this?
Do we suppose to know how this weirdly drawn ginger b***h is?
LEARN ENGLISH
Anime website. Every post has a button to revesrse search them on saucenao(anime) and google for general
>2023
>not watching anime
shiggy diggy
Watching anime is overrated. Because they just water down the manga, not allowing the author's intent to be there. Not only that, stuff that's naturally paced for a chapter or two has to be extended with filler, like One Piece.
I prefer manga cause it allows for more variety, and it's easy to read manga while taking a dump.
when you're right, you're right. and you're right.
No, it's because you're an illiterate moron
All manga is shit
>illiterate
I read books. For different reasons from manga. If I want some basic love story with nice art or martial arts fight I read manga. If I want history or something informative I read a book
I'm glad his dumbass has stopped posting on IST, that shit was an embarrassment to mustang owners across the board
I assblasted the jannie so hard he permabanned banned my wifi and range banned me the mobile network for "trolling" LOL
The fact of the matter is you morons couldn't handle the redpills I was dishing out. I wasn't even making threads, just making regular posts like "your value as a human is highly dependent on the amount of money you make because high earners exhibit positive traits such as responsibility, intelligence, dedication and hard work i.e. showing up for class on time and getting good grades for 4+ years". This is a fact but on a moron board like IST it gets you banned.
holy frick stop it I keep reading your moron ramblings in gamou's voice
>moron ramblings
Subtle seethe, I'm getting under your skin
you're seriously making me hard again, every time you post some superiority babble I just thinking gamou pinning me down and spitting into my mouth in a storage closet, you're writing accidental smut you stupid Black person whether you like it or not b***h
Lol suck my fat gamou dick you weird little incel.
gay
>anonkun, I can tell you are chink-san. And as I am sure you are aware, Asians prefer white men over little dicked Asians. Also, I have a penis
stop
>hahahahaha what's the matter asiaticsan Do you not want to see my fat girldick? Cmon little buddy, just a taste
quite the mammary glands for a boy
>she's fat
Oh, now I don't care anymore.
i care even more now
>torso is like 2 heads
Why are the Japs so bad at drawing?
I should get into drawing again…
>I'm glad you like them asiaticsan
it doesn't fit, sorry
Wdym?
its like an 11-year-old just mischievously draw a dick and balls onto a human anatomy poster, you know it's added artificially and it's just to fuel a sociopathic 'tism. it just doesn't fit, like shoving a square peg into a round hole or trying to fix a major plumbing problem with masking tape, it just doesn't work for gamou
What do you think her spit tastes like?
>her
Iron and tomatoes.
You realize actual rich people browse here right? like you own 1 mustang and you think you're tough shit. Your posting is cringe and try hard; its that simple.
I never claimed to be rich, ever. I simply dab on the cellies here because you're all a bunch of self-important homosexuals with an extremely overvalued sense of self-worth
Take you for example. There is NOTHING remarkable about you. Like at all. Yet you actually think your opinion is worth something. I'm here to bring morons like yourself back down to earth and make you realize how insignificant you are. And it causes SO much seethe
lmao
>white as the driven snow
>richgay ~800k car collection
>shitpost all day
>jacked and shredded (natty)
you're basically a peon to me. I like posting here because people don't get jealous
*yawn*
Anything else you want to get off your chest lil celly?
the celly meme is dumb too because I also have a bunch of motorcycles
>having "motorcycles" means you have sex
Hahahaha holy shit what a moron. Do you dress it up as a little girl and frick the exhaust?
oh you think I'm a virgin. funny + woman mentality
That's what "lil celly" means, moron. Hahahaha jfc what is wrong with you losers?
you sound like an incel yourself
>verification not required.
Why do you drive a mustang? Is it personal choice?
Can you post morepictures of your ass please?
>trigger an incel so hard he starts LARPing as a homosexual
>"you're all a bunch of self-important homosexuals with an extremely overvalued sense of self-worth"
>t. guy who goes on an anonymous forum every single day to post his selfies and car keys unprompted, dozens and dozens of times; peawienering and shit flinging with strangers for hours
You post the same pictures repeatedly, and your use of the uncommon term "celly" also gives you away. A quick look at the archive shows just how deranged you are dude. You come here for validation literally every day. Have you ever had a moment of internal reflection and thought to yourself, "huh, maybe my behavior is a little odd?" Not even instagram bawds feel the need to post this much. You cant wave away your actions as trolling. You're DESPERATE to tell anyone who will listen about your claimed successes. You're definitely a narcissist, but i suspect another factor here is a lack of fulfillment in your personal life, despite how superior you portray yourself as. What else could possibly explain your addict-like need to show off to people who you'll never meet.
>There is NOTHING remarkable about you. Like at all. Yet you actually think your opinion is worth something
You obviously don't understand the entire point of IST and anonymous image board culture. Ideas expressed on here stand on their own merit. Your words aren't any more important here because of who you are in the real world; with the obvious caveat for certain fitness advice, which you never give anyway. You should go back.
Lmao if you think anyone is reading your incel ramblings. It would be like unironically listening to a moron talking about physics. I do not care about the thoughts of some low life loser, at all
Broken
Is that all? Or do you need to cry some more?
>some guy's on the internet
>all he does is say moronic shit
>can't help but let him live rent free in your head
Maybe just stop being a homosexual and stop arguing with people you think are stupid over the internet?
You will never be a woman
>but I can try, asiaticsan. Don't you want to try out my my boipucci? It feels just like the real thing when I don't wipe
>file name says girl
epic fail
>because, asiaticsan, I am a girl. I have a very feminine penis
I'm so glad that in my 35 years on this planet I have never once watched an anime.
You're missing out man
>35 and still use IST
You have bigger things to worry about, geezer
>18+ and still watches cartoons
GOT EEM
kek rekt
same guy
sad old man
All me, give me attention
No it isn't, frick off
(You)
(You)
So you did reply to yourself?
Kek you really made them seethe with this one
Meds
I can't even lift the bar. What would gym anons think of me if I go? I'm twigs and bones.
Honestly I dont want to be strong, honestly I want to be pinned down by a big man and killed. Or loved. Whichever one takes the pain away.
Most don't care, but try to read instructions if it's your first time, to avoid injury. They're simple and with pictures usually
What if I want injury? What exercise has the highest potential for fatal injury? If I just run on the treadmill until I puke will anybody stop me?
Pls no puke on equipment. Are you sure you want damage? Does being quadriplegic, stuck in a hospital for 40 years sound enticing?
haha I will never live 40 years. I will die long before that. Yes, I want damage. I want to die in a way that isn't obviously suicide. My eating disorder is taking too long to kill me and I want to speed it up. I've started purging recently too.
You may not have a choice if you mangle yourself so that you'll be unable to decide for yourself. Even people who shot themselves in the head with a shotgun have failed, only nuking their frontal cortex, living their lives as a drooling degenerate in some institution. Half-measures are really terrifying
so what should I do? Take potassium everyday and pray for heart attack?
Unsure, painful and slow. Maybe some activities like hiking in nepal? Going canooing? Vacationing in africa? Cavediving? They're inherently dangerous and fatal even when people try to stay alive
If you can't lift the bar then there is no point in going to the free weight area, stick to machines and push ups at home until you get stronger.
Itt virgins talk to an anime face who didn't even ask for your reaction
Can't even make this shit up
What can you do? Anime is great at evoking feelings in people, it's a driving force of this site
Ive got no interest in Everest, K2 almost killed me already back when I was more stable.
As for canoeing, I flipped over in a kayak before without a helmet and busted up my head and was still able to walk it off. As for cave diving I dont have a license.
Maybe I should just do like what that dumbass that went to Alaska did. Just walk out in the wilderness without a map and die.
What a strange thing to think about licenses when trying to kys
It's just I want it to seem natural, on the surface. My death would be high profile in my community. Plus I'm pretty sure insurance won't cover suicide.
Obviously if my goal was to die ASAP, I have a door and some rope and I can do that in less than 30 minutes.
Ah I see. Yeah insurance fraud can be quite difificult, and it's difficult to make sure they pay anyway if you're dead. They're known to try their hardest to not pay anything for any case.
Money is secondary compared to the damage my absence will cause to the youth groups and community services in the area.
It doesn't help, it becomes uneven and lumpy even after prog. Fix gyno before starting hrt, even if you need to zipper, or you'll ruin your chest.
as long as it's just slight and not from roids or anything like that, it's fine, I was kind of a fat frick during puberty (have since lost the weight) and had some minor growth of fatty tissue on where my now breasts are, they're not lumpy, they're fine so far, been on HRT about 4 years now
this COULD have just been fatty tissue, but I'm not really 100% sure either way
mine was very much only on 1 tit :/
ah that's a shame, I imagine there's some surgery you could get though, right?
sure, there's a ton of surgeries. money isnt an issue either. but I dont care anymore.
why is that?
I don't know.
I've been all over the world, done pretty much anything I can think of, have no real stress in my life. Almost 2yr into transitioning, still boymoding but I could come out if I wanted. Nobody would give me shit bc they are afraid of losing my estate, and I easily pass cleaned up, so does voice.
right now the only reason I get up in the morning is because it hurts more to sit in the bed, and because I want to see the number on the scale go down. I dont show up for food drives or to work at the local gardens or scout meetings anymore. I sit on couch all day for months now forcing myself to drink microwaved water instead of eating.
you have smaller breasts than me, opinion disregarded
I didnt know gynecomastia counts
it doesn't, it just helps a lot if you decide to troon out
You're welcome boss, the kind of women I like don't exist in reality anyway.
We may be able to make it a reality soon enough. The advances of VR/AR and AI are rapid and sizeable. We can now make maymays with voices like:
And chat with impressive bots. How long until we combine all of them for ultimate waifu experience?
>underage incel learns "inspect element" for the first time
The fact it's late morning/early afternoon on a business day and you're sitting your fat ass in a chair and on a PC tells us all we need to know.
WFH master race here, but you are unironically some weird teen spending his summer on IST LMAO or some deadbeat with a shitty night job LOL
What time is it for you?
>a hurt dog hollers
LMAO @ all these hurt dogs hahahaha get a job you frickin losers
>a hurt dog hollers
Are you Dragline? Is your WFH job digging holes for Boss Keen?
Holy shit imagine watching so many cartoon you have some gay little reference for any number of common sayings hahahahaha bro I really hope you don't wonder why you're still a virgin. Imagine if you put this much time into something useful
>dragline
>cartoon
You unironically have to be 18 years or older to post here.
>1967
Holy frick you're old as shit and still watch cartoons hahahahaha 100% chance you're literally OBESE
is your 'WFH' job really just homework for school tomorrow?
>June 14th
>school
Black person you're actually moronic hahahahahahahahah a big FAT moron. Inb4 your big fat ass talks about "hurrr you have to be in school to know when summer is durrr". What? You old homosexuals go to school year around back in the 60s? LMAO
>he doesn't know
>UK
womp womp
Doesn't most school in the UK go from September to July?
I don't know I don't go to the UK. I just thought a UK keyboard would be cool to try out, and instead learn that they're subhuman morons who think " should be @ and ¬ should be for ~
>UK Keyboard
What?
This
What's the difference?
The special keys are all fricked up
She isn't throwing you with strength she throws with balance.
>unnecessarily change keyboard format from US English to UK English expecting a significant difference
>just fricks up the alternate keys
did you think it was gonna write like Mary Poppins?
I thought it would be something funny, not just needlessly stupid, like z is h or something
anon what time is it in your part of the world?
anon we know you didn't post all of those, it's okay
Can't believe i was a bot all along
the level of projection LMAO
How much are 2 plates?
The biggest plates we have weigh 20kg
1 plate is 45 lbs. or 20.5 kg
I kinda find that hard to believe because people talk about benching 2 plates like it's supposed to be a big milestone here and I'm already benching 52kg after only 3 months
A 100kg is 220 lbs. When we say 2 plates in America, it means 2 45 lb. weight plates on each side which is 225 lb.
It shouldn't typically take longer than 3 to 6 months of heavy lifting to reach a 2 plate (225 lb) or 100 kg. bench press.
ah ya that makes more sense
Okay tough girl, lets see what you can do then!
she can throw you
I'd laugh as she'd struggle to pick up my 230 pound body, pointing out her weakness.
Judo doesn't rely on a lot of brute strength as it does more technique, timing and greater off-balancing.
2pl8 is elite as frick if you are a female, no chick would talk that much shit IRL since there is little chance she can hit that weight.
her breasts would act as a cushion, ironically she would perform the worst bounce rep out of anyone trying that shit