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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    i mean not the entire thing but a could definitely handle some of it in my ass

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I love doing starclimbers on my tip-toes without holding onto the handles. Boring otherwise.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >on my tip-toes
      gonna try this. It's pretty great doing it normally for your whole leg to burn but your way might work the calves more.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        If nothing else, do tip toes as long as you can, and then when it's too much switch to normal but try to REALLY flex your calf by pushing off of your toes each step.

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do americans really fear stairs?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      do you seriously take the stairs at your shitty fricking highrise

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Squat or bench?

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah cause it's boring as shit. If I wanted to walk up an infinite flight of stairs I'd walk up the scale of men your mother slept with.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      when its boring,you dont doing it hard enough.

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gotta do at least 100 floors.

  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm fine going up normal stairs IRL, two at a time, but the stairmaster stairs are like 1.5x the size of normal ones, so the step is slightly smaller than I'm used to and it actually feels really annoying. And doing two steps at a time on the stairmaster is equivalent to 3 steps on normal stairs and also the machine isn't really even big enough to skip steps properly. I still do it though but lately I've been riding the stationary bike and reading a book, the time passes like it's nothing.

  8. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >amerifats actually believe walking up stairs is something to brag about on a Mongolian milk drinking online meetup

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      you've never been on a stair master

  9. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    my feet don't fit on the steps comfortably and im literally a normal-footted-manlet.

  10. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    STAIR
    MASTER
    MASTER
    RACE

  11. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why not just climb actual stairs?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because I only want to go up

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Problem?

  12. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    homie I was born in the mountains, I did the Annapurna circuit in a week
    A stairmaster is nothing

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >81 miles
      >10k gain

      And this took you a whole week? My brother in Christ, perhaps you should train more.

  13. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    If you haven't completed an hour (no hands) lower your tone when you speak to me

  14. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I used this for the first time the other day, my feet kept getting squished. How does this work if you have size 15 feet?

  15. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >muh no hands
    As long as you arent leaning on the machine (like practically everyone), youre fine. If you are not holding on, you will eventually miss a step (especially if youre going for days like some of you gaylords), and youre going to eat shit in front of everyone. The only thing harder than the stairmaster is getting up after you just got thrown off one because you thought you were too frickin cool for the handles

  16. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine paying a gym membership to walk up stairs.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      i have to pay your mum to frick her, seems fair to me

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