Y'all know it's true, fitness is one massive cope

Y'all know it's true, fitness is one massive cope

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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >kale shake
    Meme. 0 nutrition
    >cold therapy
    Works pretty well tbh
    >slap myself
    Never heard if this outside comedy movies
    I workout and eat healthy *because* I like myself.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I workout and eat healthy *because* I like myself.
      this. I laugh at all these copelets who justify their lazy lifestyles because working out and eating good is some form of self torture or wrapped in some type of bigotry (fatphobia). Nothing wrong with wanting to look and feel your best, you radiate with confidence that carries over to all aspects of your life and makes people respect you.

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    The guy on the right should weigh 309 lbs.

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why do people act like women prefer nerdy thin men over beefcakes nowadays

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      They do, but they don’t mean greg the discord mod, they mean Brad Pit face on a skelly. Teehee.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nerdy dudes are locked in their rooms making terminally online comics like the OP picrel. They know they're less than they could be by being a sedentary shut-in playing with Legos as grown adults and ashamedly jerking off to NTR hentai so they cope, and cope, and cope some more.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Imagine if kentaro miura lifted

        he would still be around to draw more instead of getting a heart attack in his 30's

        this is why I lift and run

        > t. artist

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >heart attack in his 30's
          even with his sedentary lifestyle and poor diet, that's young
          damn

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >heart attack in his 30's
          even with his sedentary lifestyle and poor diet, that's young
          damn

          he didn't have an heart attack, he had an aortic dissection. his aorta burst open. it's not caused by sedentary lifestyle. he was probably born with a defect.

          it's a good reminder that we might not have as much time as we think to complete our lives work.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >heart attack in his 30's
          even with his sedentary lifestyle and poor diet, that's young
          damn

          [...]
          he didn't have an heart attack, he had an aortic dissection. his aorta burst open. it's not caused by sedentary lifestyle. he was probably born with a defect.

          it's a good reminder that we might not have as much time as we think to complete our lives work.

          Miura was 54.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            still too young, especially in Japan

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          He was never going to finish Berserk even if he lived to 100.
          He has been dragging this manga on for 25 fricking years.
          25 years of endless filler to keep his most famous manga running forever because what if his next one isnt this famous what if he cant catch the lighting in the bottle again so he was going to keep it running until he died even if he lived to 100 he was never going to let Berserk go.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Idk, its seemed like he was building to something sooner rather than later. Like the fairy island was the last little moment of peace before launching into the big finale.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nerdy dudes watch bbc porn with muscular black men

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      There are far more nerdy losers setting the tone on the internet than jacked healthy good looking men. The online narrative is literally meaningless outside of the internet and it simply does not line up with the real world

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Materialism is a cope.

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I felt way more self-conscious whenever someone mentioned exercise before I started. When I had a routine that I got into and enjoyed I started having a great time. It allows me to be curious about other people's physical pursuits in a way that wasn't just trying to fill a conversational void. "So, what does it take to be a cross country runner?" or "how tough is it to do ballet?" is really interesting. If someone told me "Naa, I don't work out because I like myself" I would be taken off guard because it would end the conversation and it's like the person has entirely disregarded an entire dimension of their existence as a biological creature.

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I find it hard to believe there are people like him who aren't disgusted by fat people or family members who are fat.
    Same with feeling bad for old people in their 50s who can barely stand up or stay steady and don't want to end up like them.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >old people in their 50s
      who the frick you calling "old" motherfricker?

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm disgusted by weak people.

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Post the full comic you fricking homosexual

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >makes the other guy balding and not the gymcel
      LOL cope

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Because of the poor diet and dead nerves yeah it would make sense moron

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Slop makes you bald before the gym would
        Cope fatty

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >don't eat slop
          >don't be a roidmonkey
          >don't go bald
          Woah...

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      based carl mogging the gym homosexual

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Absolute moron

  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    No, lifting is fascist

    At least, that's why we all do it.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Go

      Back

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Prepare for your anal stretching, comrade
        The commune needs a cum dumpster

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          homosexual ass redditor

  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's embarressing that these DYEL artists have to cope by drawing shit like this

    Most weightlifters aren't roidrages in the first place, I met more skinnyfat DYEL sedentary guys who were more aggro than guys who work out

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't understand why DYELs do the book cope. Sure there's meatheads, but they'd be morons without the muscle anyway. Epictetus had it right

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Pic somewhat related

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't understand why DYELs do the book cope. Sure there's meatheads, but they'd be morons without the muscle anyway. Epictetus had it right

      There’s no harm in his perceived “win”. I can even take it a step farther, most people who look at you don’t even think about you or your muscles. You don’t even register outside of “man I don’t know”. The author of these cartoons are clearly struggling with some sort of validation issue that is confronted by fitness culture. Decidedly not your problem.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        AAAHAHAHA

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      This shit is why more men are single nowadays lmao
      Like you don't even have to necessarily be fit to have a gf but so many men literally don't care about their apperances and wonder why they're b***hless
      Women (and gay men) like muscles on men

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Also forgot to say, where the hell do people get this idea you can't improve both your body and mind? You can go to the gym and study as well. I don't get this mentality.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        If you ever get this crap from one of these softbodies then just ask "have you heard of audiobooks".

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm a massive IST gay and always have been but I now lift weights 4x a week at the gym for two hours each time. I didn't reduce the amount of reading I did, because everyone always has a shit ton of spare time in reality, I just play slightly less video games. So now I'm smart and buff. This is a serious cope. No one spends 100% of their time productively. A lot of people just stare at their phone on the couch for more than an hour a day.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/5OMHvyw.png

      >if

  11. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pithy. I dislike comics of this sort. The author’s communication style drips with Marvel movie cleverness, as a substitute for engaging dialogue. Same thing here, the comedic effect is paltry because it’s a quick gotcha towards a subculture that in all earnestness, is pretty limp wristed and ineffectual, as targets for “gotcha”s go.

  12. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    i dont like myself i fricking hate myself this hatred is pure and searing white hot, if you dont hate yourself absolutely you are a fricking idiot and i want nothing to do with you or your blood

  13. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lets, hypothetically, for a moment suppose the black pill does infact exist, ok? So, we've established that the blackpill is real, yes? So in this hypothetical situation where the black pill is real: in what way would lifting negatively affect you? To me, an outsider, it would seem that since the black pill is real young adult males, such as yourself, would have no other option but to lift to improve their situation and potential relationship with women. Now, let's say that you still somehow decide to not lift, ok? So, the blackpill is real and you don't lift. How would that be positive in your life in any way? If anything it would be worse, right? Can we agree on that? Ok. Now let's come back to reality where the black pill could be real or not, ok? If in the world that the black pill is real lifting is your only option for success, why would it not be in a world where it might or might not be real? We could also establish a hypothetical where the black pill does not exist, correct? And we would still arrive at the same conclusions that lifting is always going to be your best option as a young adult male

  14. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    It sure is, I just want a wife and family, but I don't have that so instead I'm an elite athlete. I'd trade it all in for a family right away. 🙁

  15. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kinda funny how these fatasses always have to convince themselves and others that they look good and like themselves when people just take one look at my 'cep and instantly know that I look good and like myself.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Left
      summer of 92

      >Right
      HES FAT

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      WHAT A RAPED AND GAPED b***h

  16. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    yeah I hate myself. keep scrolling

  17. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Guy on the left is trying too hard, for me lifting is fun and easy

  18. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pretending you dont lift because "you like yourself" is cope.
    You're just a lazy weak piece of shit

  19. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Musclecels raging and coping itt . Hook line and sinker

  20. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I am silly

  21. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    obviously, this is the author coping and nothing like this ever happened.
    however, the part about shit like this that always gets me is the fact that this guy probably spent hours mapping out a comic and drawing it... all so he can pretend that all the people around him who have their shit together are, for some reason, actually secretly seething about how the author has no control or discipline and is letting himself go.
    i bet this motherfricker saw some buff guy, never even interacted with him, and this then prompted him to spend hours drawing themselves as a cool and smug cartoon owning him

  22. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      kek, I don't even understand the meaning of this edit, like what message could have possibly been conveyed with this?

  23. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    > portraying a lifestyle of health and fitness as one of self hatred
    Sitting on your ass all day and consuming goyslop and propaganda is in no way superior to working out regularly. No wonder these bug people need to make these cope memes

  24. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Comic is so insecure that, like all dyels, he perceives any interaction from a muscular male as being aggressive.
    Many of you will have experienced this.
    You can politely ask these kinds of dyels the time of day and they will shrink like you've just threatened to beat their ass.

  25. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    "I love my pet dog which is why I never take him for walks and overfeed him every day"

  26. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wake up at 1pm, spend maybe 6 hours total at the gym per week, and still eat good food. It's not that hard to be a "gym rat"

  27. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >fitness is one massive cope
    depends on why you're doing it and what your goals are.

    If I'm going to live to be older, I want to be IST - my grandfather was in great shape into his 90s - mentally solid, able to walk, do stairs, drive places himself.
    Hard to age gracefully, impossible if you are sedentary.

  28. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >nah i like myself
    this is such moronic fricking turbocope
    or maybe, liking yourself is indeed fricking cringe, you have to LOVE yourself and your body
    only when you love yourself can you experience that burning desire of wanting to be stronger, look better, be healthier, etc.

  29. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Then I take and I an ice cold slap myself shower if I even think about skipping my workout

  30. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't get it. He's punishing himself? Is that how unfit people see exercising? KEK

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