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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I can't stand ASMR rp, way to cringey. Except for the vore ones, I like those.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      only way i can stand asmr is when they drop all pretense and just admit its softcore porn and do all that ear licking/sucking noises shit. the homosexualy shit like in the op where its just wish fulfillment "omg pretty girl likes me" is so pathetic

      Rp is good when it's in a language you can't understand. Zero cringing then.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        bro found a cheat code

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >vore
      you are in no position to judge

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Holy fricking zased.

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    only way i can stand asmr is when they drop all pretense and just admit its softcore porn and do all that ear licking/sucking noises shit. the homosexualy shit like in the op where its just wish fulfillment "omg pretty girl likes me" is so pathetic

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I can't stand ASMR rp, way to cringey. Except for the vore ones, I like those.

      some of us are intellectuals who appreciate a good story

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm faking it til I make it. U mad?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      homie as if we don't already know it's pathetic shut yo goofyy ahhh up

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Are you trying to be provocative for (you)'s or are you just naturally moronic?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Shut the frick up.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >the homosexualy shit like in the op where its just wish fulfillment "omg pretty girl likes me" is so pathetic
      who cares

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm addicted to reiki and crazy new age asmr.

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >asmr with words
    A porn addict such as myself just needs the prostitute to put her tongue on the microphone. There is beauty in simplicity.

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    For me
    https://asmr.one/work/RJ01133421

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I can tell by the thumbnail that's cherie lorraine. She's an ex onlyfans prostitute. Do not watch asmr made by prostitutes. I'm fricking addicted to asmr and it pisses me off how many OF prostitutes use it as a front. Just brush the fricking microphone, don't tap on anything, and so it fricking slowly so I can fall asleep. Women just don't get it.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >cherie lorraine
      >She's an ex onlyfans prostitute
      I don't believe you

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >She's an ex onlyfans prostitute

        I'm going to need some sort of proof for that bold claim!

        she isnt an OF prostitute, but she did used to be a camgirl
        cherriegirl or something like that. I tried posting her on /s/ before but ''this is copyrighted'' shit pops up when you try to post

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >She's an ex onlyfans prostitute

      I'm going to need some sort of proof for that bold claim!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm sure if cherie was actually an OF thot, that shit would've spread like wildfire already. It's about as believable as saying gibi, glow or darling had an OF.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's not OF, when she was 18-19 she was a camgirl, in one video she sticks her fingers in her ass and sucks on them. Not joking. Most traces of this have been scrubbed from the internet cause she's le wholesome now and wont show skin. Her camgirl name was Berry_Babe, good luck finding anything though

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          https://noodlemagazine.com/watch/12639730_456239444
          That was quick

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            That's a very ugly pussy.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              You watch too much porn.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                If your pussy is as ugly as that, you should get surgery, darling.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >ex-prostitute
      No such thing. It's a permanent designation.

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    change it to constantly nagging for realism

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    For me, it's ASMR GF Roleplay | Waking up with Your Toxic Psycho GF | Gaslighting | Mood Swings | Insults | F4M [YouTubeToMP3].flac

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Anything you recommend?

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >tattoo
    dropped

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    For me its Frivvi.

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Like most, this chick is a former camgirl and total prostitute. Don't ask me how I know

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    based
    I don't do ASMR but I have an instagram I use exclusively for looking at beautiful women (non sexually)
    it's good motivation and also helps avoid porn
    it gives enough dopamine to feel good and I don't feel like a piece of shit like I do when I watch porn and fap

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Pic unrelated I presume

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >you (gay): ACK I hate beauty and cute!
        >me (cool): cute girl

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I like the ones where its you and your "gf" falling asleep together OR she is comforting you. I remember checking them out ironically but now I use them occasionally if I am having trouble falling asleep.

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw listening to "Sleeping on GF's thicc Thighs | Soft Dom | Cuddles and Kisses" right now

    It's just so cozy bros... I will have this irl one day (i hope)

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I listen to shit like that before I hit the gym. so I can let that feeling of humiliation and self-hatred fuel me. what a world we live in were millions of men are so touch-starved they need to indulge in shit like that

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Beyond based will try this today(if it doesn't make me fall asleep).

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >yep it's time to hit a pr

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/mdxaBw8.png

      >yep, time to lift

      So much mental illness in this world. morons like you should've never had action the Internet

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >morons like you should've never had action the Internet

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >can't sleep unless I put this on in the background

      ?si=QPb1yIOAIS-cEx3H

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >yep, time to lift

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yep, it's PR time

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine her getting BLACKED

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    STOP GETTING FAKE DOPAMINE HITS. IT'S LIKE MASTURBATION BUT IN A DIFFERENT WAY.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      what's real dopamine?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        getting complimented by a girl that's actually attracted to you, having sex with an actual woman, eating tasty food, etc.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          sounds like fake dopamine hits to me

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >women
            >highly processed foods
            all fake

            you Black folk are the reason these prostitutes sit on their ass all day and just upload nudes or asmr videos to the interwebs, making money, but not producing actually anything of value for the society.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              here's a (you) for your fake dopamine hit

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              not my problem?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >women
          >highly processed foods
          all fake

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    rate my taste

    >ASMRmpits
    >beebee asmr
    >Ozley ASMR
    >Seafoam Kitten's ASMR
    >The MashaKata
    >Akuma ASMR
    >pipes ASMR
    >Isabel imagination ASMR
    >Florescent
    >ASMR MOOD
    >ASMR Glow
    >MaimyNyan ASMR
    >ASMR Claudy
    >SoftlySweet ASMR
    >Cherie Lorraine ASMR
    >Gibi ASMR
    >GHOSTGIRL
    >Egilea ASMR
    >LizzieLestrange ASMR
    >Valeriya ASMR
    >xime's asmr
    >leedah ASMR
    >April's ASMR
    >EmASMR

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      a solid 7 I'd say

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >rate my taste

      Based
      asmr
      Cringe
      ASMR
      Cringe
      Kitten's ASMR
      Based
      >>The MashaKata
      Don't know
      ASMR
      Don't know
      ASMR
      Cringe
      imagination ASMR
      Based

      Don't know
      >>ASMR MOOD
      Don't know
      >>ASMR Glow
      Cringe
      ASMR
      Based
      >>ASMR Claudy
      Based
      ASMR
      Based
      Lorraine ASMR
      Don't know
      >>Gibi ASMR
      Cringe

      Cringe
      ASMR
      Cringe
      ASMR
      Don't know
      ASMR
      Based
      >>xime's asmr
      Cringe
      ASMR
      Cringe
      's ASMR
      Cringe

      Cringe

      Mediocre taste id say

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You seem to almost exclusively like bawds who do porn. 2/10 consider life choices

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >bawds who do porn
        4/24, to be specific

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I can't help but be wildly attracted to that b***h with the weird American jaw and thin lips. I can't help it, even though I know she'll look goofy as shit the moment she hits 30.

    Her actual porn kinda sucks tho

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I miss Remifive so much, many peaceful nights i spent listening to her Touhou videos. To me that channel was perfect

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I’m 32 and I’ve never been complimented in my entire life. I wouldn’t even know how to react if I got one.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You sound kinda cute ngl

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    for me its

    >SHOWTIME
    didnt read the thread btw

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >have literally never received a compliment in 30+ years of life
    >no girl has ever told me I’m cute, they wan to go out, they find something about me attractive, nothing

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Can't sleep without stuff like this anymore https://asmr.one/work/RJ01130159

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I miss Bright Grey ASMR. The only female who genuinely did quality asmr that was 0% sexual. She hasn't been active in 2 years. Her headache relief video is chefs kiss. I miss her.

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I just can't get into the majority of ASMR because I can't suspend my disbelief. Like the whole time I'm picturing some chick in her dirty room doing all this fake romantic shit and it just turns me off.

  29. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Japanese girls are the only good ones at doing ASMR

  30. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    she used to be a camgirl
    hairy snatch and everything

  31. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    For me its Phoenix

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