You are donating your sperm, right? >can guarantee that some?

You are donating your sperm, right?
>can guarantee that some IST Chad is born in exchange for a little pocket change

  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >go to sperm bank
    >Spray all over the wall
    >Tell nurse up front to clean it up
    >Steal a bunch of magazines on my way out

    I've been to nervous to ever try again

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      made me bust out laughing in the gym

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah im donating my sperm to your mother every lmao

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    imagine the stench. how is he just standing there lmao

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I hate to disappoint you anon but that isn't steaming cum rising into the air

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Proof?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's a liquid nitrogen tank.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        If cum was gaseous would you bros still whack it?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Imagine if you could gas attack with your cum just like gas it between a girl's legs and her vagina inhales it and you run.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I think you need specific traits. >6'0, highly educated, no diseases, chad basically.

          But I wonder who the fuck would be allowed to take it. They should have those requirements for the females too.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            why does education factor into it? lol. That’s largely dependant on financial status which you aren’t exactly passing on to them

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Also largely dependent on genetics. Can confirm that payout at my sperm bank was dependent on level of education. You don't need a degree to be a donor, but having a bachelor's increased your pay.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Also largely dependent on genetics.
                As in intelligence. Education level is just the best way we can measure intelligence. If there were a blood test that checks for an imaginary "intelligence gene," they'd use that.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Copium. People want kids who can succeed in their given society.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                this is why I’m breeding as many fat useless retards with as many low tier women as possible. So far I have 9 children

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Because it's not.
              Your education is mostly your IQ and that's genetic. I was born poor as fuck and still got a degree.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >born poor
                >wage for a degree to wage harder
                you totally played them
                btw you’d be completely biased in this because saying otherwise would be you saying you’re dumb. An inability to self reflect and an overestimation of your own intelligence is a big signifier of low IQ. prob just poor. Same thing lmao

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >you totally played them
                The people picking out sperm donors are the people with money for fertility shit. They've bought deeply into the system.
                They aren't looking for guys smart enough to drop out, but guys who are successful in the current system.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                you’re right

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I would walk into a synagogue and start whacking it

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nope. I'm 6'4 with green eyes and a naturally good body. Can't guarantee that it will go to a white family. I truly believe one of the morons that work their will impregnate herself with my sperm expecting a curly haired white kid, she will get a deformed hapa incel instead.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Not wanting to bleach some Asian women
      It's probably best you don't donate, what was the low test and all.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Not wanting to bleach some Asian women
      It's probably best you don't donate, what was the low test and all.

      There are not a lot of non white donors, so chances are if a colored couple wants kids but can't have them on their own, they will have to agree to get bleached.

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    No. Sperm donors have successfully been sued for child support and lost.

    https://www.cnn.com/2014/01/23/justice/kansas-sperm-donation/index.html

    I don't want to be on the hook because some garden gnomedge decided there was a double secret rule I had to follow that I didn't know existed.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      This wasn't done by an official sperm donation center or overseen by a physician. The dude literally gave the lesbian couple a jar of his spunk and they turkey-bastered it.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Right, how dare he not pay a garden gnome doctor $6,000 to do the exact same thing.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          bureaucracy and shit bro

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Because that extra 6 grand makes it all above board and keeps you safe from gnomish lawyers.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Actually, the garden gnome doctor would charge the lesbians 6k and then give the man $100 in the legal scenario.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Giving semen to a lesbian couple
        Unpopular opinion but most homos don't make good parents.
        For the best chance at developing into well-rounded individuals, children need positive masculine and feminine influences, which they don't really have much of a chance to get with a MM or FF couple.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >unpopular opinion
          Where do you think we are?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Unpopular opinion?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >opinion
          But that's just a fact, anon.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, I was going to a place for a couple years now, but they dropped me because I donated so much, they literally don't need anymore.

      This is literally the only time this has ever happened, and it gets posted ad nauseum by midwits who think they're doing an epic gotcha. As other anons said, that guy did it freelance. I donated through the real deal, and anyone who buys my sperm don't get to know my name or address. Just pictures of me and my medical history. All communication is done through the office, and anything legal goes through the office. Anyone buying sperm signs tons of documents, and agree to not sue for paternity. The only person who can get my contact info is my progeny, on their 18th birthday, if they want. And my choice to allow that was optional.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Read
      >Shawnee County District Court Judge Mary Mattivi said on Wednesday that Marotta failed to conform to Kansas law, which says a licensed physician must be involved in an artificial insemination process, court documents show.
      >The documents show that the lesbian couple whom Marotta helped conceive a child say they performed the artificial insemination procedure at home.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes, how dare they not give a garden gnome doctor 6 grand first. All money for Israel!

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I actually don't even know what the situation is on that here in Canada but I guarantee if there are sperm banks here our third world nation is so fucked that you could be held responsible for the kids financially.

    I'm 6'6" blue eyes though my cum would probably be a hot ticket item.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >

      https://i.imgur.com/zMXyjBK.jpg

      You are donating your sperm, right?
      >can guarantee that some IST Chad is born in exchange for a little pocket change
      >I'm 6'6" blue eyes though my cum would probably be a hot ticket item.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >manlet mutt detected

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's illegal to pay sperm donors where I am. It's also illegal to accept anonymous sperm donations.

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I just show up and jerk off in a can? I’m pretty sure no woman will ever love me so this might be a good way to pass on my genes.

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I am a 6' dark haired grey eyed white guy, I'm a sperm donor here in yurop. Pretty sweet gig, they basically pay you to do nofap and come in to jerk off once a month. I picked the option to not let the kids meet me so I'm good on that front. They update you on how many kids you have btw. I have 3 so far.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think you need specific traits. >6'0, highly educated, no diseases, chad basically.

      But I wonder who the fuck would be allowed to take it. They should have those requirements for the females too.

      i'm 6ft, blue eyes, light hair and high iq but also manic depressive with a severe learning disorder, would the sperm bank take my donation?

      why does education factor into it? lol. That’s largely dependant on financial status which you aren’t exactly passing on to them

      Depends on the specific bank and country. All banks do blood tests and if you have any genetic diseases you are denied.
      At the specific bank I donate at you have to have:
      >high school diploma or higher
      >175cm(5'9") or over
      >Relatively in good health(you can't donate if fat)
      You also have to agree to donate at least 4 times a week for a year. You have to have not ejaculated for 48 hours before you donate. They do a blood test every time you go and then you can donate. You get paid for both the blood test and the donation.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        4 times a month I fucked it up

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        On ons hand it's based that you might have 100s of kids anon, but on the other, I don't suspect the best moms to come from sperm banks.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Idk I only know about one couple because most couples also choose to go anonymous. But the one couple I do know about are just a regular couple from Italy where the husband is just too old to father a kid. I do know that my specific sperm bank doesn't sell sperm to would be single moms or poor people so there's that at least.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Sperm bank kids actually do better than the average American kids, because it's such a low bar to clear for parenting and sperm bank kids always grow up in affluent families.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            That doesn't mean a lot anon; I'm setting myself as the bar for parenting when it comes to my kids. But if you anons are right, then it sounds like your kids are in good hands.

            Idk I only know about one couple because most couples also choose to go anonymous. But the one couple I do know about are just a regular couple from Italy where the husband is just too old to father a kid. I do know that my specific sperm bank doesn't sell sperm to would be single moms or poor people so there's that at least.

            Sounds good that they bar the crazies. They should at least keep tabs for you for fuckup parents so you can watch all of your 100 kids anon.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              I doubt I will get hundreds of kids, I skimmed through the site and even their top donor, a 6'10" blue eyed blonde phd viking chad BVLL only has like 20 kids. Also even though I choose to be anonymous the kids get some details about me when they are 16 and get a phone call if they want at 18.

              I'm 5'9, no women would want my seed

              You would just make the height cut-off at my bank bro. If you have other qualities like high level education, good career or light eyes or hair you might still make it. Also not everyone is strictly looking for the best genes, some people want their kids to look like them, so if the adoptive dad is around 5'9" he might look for a sperm donor who is 5'9". Or otherwise you might have a specific combination of traits that is desirable to someone. One of the top donors at my bank is a 5'11" turkroach and he's got 11 kids.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                lmao post pic of the chad donor

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                They don't have pics they just list your characteristics like age, height, weight, race, ethnicity, skin color, blood type etc.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                oh shit what the fuck. Ok but if they select someone with gigachad traits(tall, blonde, blue eyed whatever) how would they know the guy isn't absolutely ugly?

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                They can request a picture, but the donor can refuse. Either way the pictures are not publicly available.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                cool thanks for answering. How much do you make from this? Is it based on a per kid basis or do you just sign a contract with the company and get payed per nut? Is it competitive to get into this types of companies? I'm pretty tall and fit and doing an engineering bachelors rn so I wonder if I'd qualify for this sort of thing

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                They take in anyone that fulfils the requirements. Not much competition since pretty much every unique trait combination is desirable to someone somewhere. The money you make varies because they do contracts on a case by case basis. I get 40 euro for the blood test, and 100 euro when I donate and another 150 if they sell it successfully. I seem to be relatively popular because I'm white, have grey eyes, am 6' and currently in collage for law. Also the contract is for a year and you have to donate 4 times/month minimum, also no ejaculation for 48 hours before a donation.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Only
                >20 kids
                Anon, fucking kek. Sperm bank has skewed your standards. Are all of you in a secret chad club and know eachother?

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                No I don't know anyone else who donates sperm. The world's most prolific donor has like 130 kids. The average seems to be 4, since most people only donate for about 2 years. I personally have been donating for 7 months now and have 3 confirmed, although I was paid for another load sold so it will probably be 4 soon.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                No I don't know anyone else who donates sperm. The world's most prolific donor has like 130 kids. The average seems to be 4, since most people only donate for about 2 years. I personally have been donating for 7 months now and have 3 confirmed, although I was paid for another load sold so it will probably be 4 soon.

                cool thanks for answering. How much do you make from this? Is it based on a per kid basis or do you just sign a contract with the company and get payed per nut? Is it competitive to get into this types of companies? I'm pretty tall and fit and doing an engineering bachelors rn so I wonder if I'd qualify for this sort of thing

                how do you prove a successful career and how much money can i get for my sperms? gotta aways be hustling

                They take in anyone that fulfils the requirements. Not much competition since pretty much every unique trait combination is desirable to someone somewhere. The money you make varies because they do contracts on a case by case basis. I get 40 euro for the blood test, and 100 euro when I donate and another 150 if they sell it successfully. I seem to be relatively popular because I'm white, have grey eyes, am 6' and currently in collage for law. Also the contract is for a year and you have to donate 4 times/month minimum, also no ejaculation for 48 hours before a donation.

                I don't know how you prove it actually, you'd have to ask but I'm sure they just ask how long you've been working and call your employers to confirm or something. How much you make depends on the specific bank and how much you can negotiate, I sometimes get a bonus like a gift card or free gym membership if I donate significantly more then the required minimum.

                By the way, the funniest thing about this is that in real life I'm still a kissless virgin, but I have 3 kids out there somewhere.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                haha same here mang, come on bro you should be slaying with your stats. Kissless virgin with 3 kids, that's some of the funniest shit ever, i guess you technically fulfilled your biological imperative

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                I could but I'm the wait for marriage type. That was actually why I started doing it in the first place, since the odds of finding a virgin wife a near zero I might as well make sure I still pass on my chadlite genes.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                best of luck mate, maybe go to a church? somewhere trad girls congregate, even though that's a trap in of itself. Waiting for marriage as a guy is definitely playing it on hard mode, it doesn't give you the same value as a virgin girl waiting for marriage.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                I've been trying online dating, not very religious plus most people who go to church tend to be 60+. Weirdly enough I seem to get along best with african women but the distance and language barrier between families always becomes a dealbreaker.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                thats not funny at all dont ever reply to my posts again gay

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Jealous much? Too short to donate little buddy?

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                6’10” is too tall

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                I personally think my height of 6' is perfect protagonist height, but lesbian couples seem to disagree bro.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >4 times a week for a year
        Doesn't seem like a good deal if you want good gains. I'd only be down to do 4-5 times a month.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's 4 time a month I messed up.

          The fact that you don't have kids of your own and have to donate to a sperm bank to feel "superior" says a lot about you. This is basically on par with beta cuck calling themselves "Sigma males" for doing cringe shit.

          I want to have kids on my own someday, but I also see no reason not to donate. It strokes my ego and I get paid for it, I also help keep the white population up. win-win

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous
  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    i'm 6ft, blue eyes, light hair and high iq but also manic depressive with a severe learning disorder, would the sperm bank take my donation?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      why would you pass on your retard genes if you’re not gonna be there to hold the reigns

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm 5'9, no women would want my seed

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >requires a college degree
    sorry i don't have my indoctrination certificate

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Most places accept a proof of a successful career in place of college education.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        how do you prove a successful career and how much money can i get for my sperms? gotta aways be hustling

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I don't know how you prove it actually, you'd have to ask but I'm sure they just ask how long you've been working and call your employers to confirm or something. How much you make depends on the specific bank and how much you can negotiate, I sometimes get a bonus like a gift card or free gym membership if I donate significantly more then the required minimum.

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I tried with an Australian Organisation in Texas but they said it looked great and then booted me when it was uncovered a close relative died of cancer due to some gene I don't have.

    I hate children but need to reproduce because of nature and being pretty with no allergies or gross features. So, how do I cheat the system? Is Just A Baby my only ticket or can I get in with another system out there?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      The sperm bank I went to didn't require medical history from my family just the blood tests, there are some privately owned sperm banks that pay really badly and take anyone's sperm so that could also be an option. That being said I have no clue how they operate in the US.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I think the US is like two corporations if you look online. I saw nothing for local sperm banks outside of like three cities. Afaik you just jerk off into a Weyland-Yutani brand cup at a small office in a skyscraper and that cup is at some point sold to a clinic who turkey bastes it into a lesbian. Thats your only option.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Really? Here in europe pretty much every large country has their own sperm bank and there a dozens of international ones too. All with their own standards, rules and practices.

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Turns out my sperm motility was low enough I'd have to go there 30+ times for one batch so I said fuck it. Balls seem to work well enough tho, the one time I skipped pulling out of my gf while ovulating she got pregnant.

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    A lot of beta male "paper chads" get off on giving sperm and because I think they're disgusting freaks I want to donate sperm.

    However, I would never want to create a child and could not be there for or raise.
    My only solace is that 99% of the people using sperm are shrikes who will probably sabotage the life of whatever spawn crawls out of their gash, but the damage being done by donormaxxers to the gene pool can not be forgiven.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sperm banks have standards and screen out total wackjobs. Also getting into a spermbank is like a confirmation that my genetics are superior, and I'm being paid so someone else gets the privilege to raise my superior children which is the biggest ego boost ever.

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't think people want to buy sperm from a manlet

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      You could try, the lowest height limit I've ever seen on a spermbank website was 5'7" though.

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    tbh i don't see why that should even be legal, especially with how many kids don't have parents, if you cant have kids of your own and still want kids you should have to adopt.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Most parents don't want a child that has physical and/or mental issues out of box, which is what you get when you adopt 99% of the time. Most countries child protective services are ineffectual enough that things at home had to be extremely fucked if the government got off their ass to intervene. If you're going through a private company and getting a baby from a teen pregnancy/some woman too poor or whatever to raise her child, then you're playing roulette and hoping her and the father's genes aren't fucked and you get a kid with a severe cognitive disability.

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    You clearly learned nothing from eugenic experiments of the 40s

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    The fact that you don't have kids of your own and have to donate to a sperm bank to feel "superior" says a lot about you. This is basically on par with beta cuck calling themselves "Sigma males" for doing cringe shit.

  20. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just find a woman and don't be autistic enough to scare her away Jesus

  21. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >6.6
    >Full set of hair
    >Good eye sight
    Vaxxed 2 times with Pfizer so i could keep my job at a hospital so i don't know if it's worth donating.

  22. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >want to donate sperm for money
    >need top tier genetics for maximum payout
    >played on a sportsball team at a top university
    >blonde hair
    >blue eyes
    >tfw 5'11"
    Do they verify your height at the clinic? I have a big frame and people have guessed my height up to 6'2" so I could definitely claim 6 feet.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      They measured my height the first time I came in, but didn't make me take off my shoes so I am actually listed at 185cm when in reality I am 183cm. So that could be your ticket. Either way if you are over 5'9" most sperm banks will take you.

      Wait, so can you actually get paid for donating sperm or is it just another racket like blood donations?

      You get paid pretty good. I make a total of 560euro/month from donating, and I get 150euro every time they make a sale with my sperm, plus sometimes I get bonuses like free gym memberships and stuff like that.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Must be nice to live in a first world country.

  23. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wait, so can you actually get paid for donating sperm or is it just another racket like blood donations?

  24. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I went to donate sperm and was told my sperm is horrible and will likely never be able to make kids soooo ..y-yay

  25. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I want to.
    >6'2"
    >White
    >Big dick
    >Fit
    >Educated
    I've been too lazy to track down a place too though..

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Checked. The closest one is two hours away.
      I'm definitely not doing that.

      [...]
      There are not a lot of non white donors, so chances are if a colored couple wants kids but can't have them on their own, they will have to agree to get bleached.

      I thought there were no minority donors because there was no minority demand.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        There is some minority demand, more then there are donators anyway.

        https://i.imgur.com/yCXiSFK.png

        Must be nice to live in a first world country.

        Damn australia is uber cucked. No porn with slim women cause "paedophilia" concerns, can't get paid for cummies, no free speech, no guns. What is the point of living there honestly?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >fit
      >white
      >educated
      >too lazy
      Haha

  26. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I was offered $300/week to donate. I'm 6'5 blue eyes fit educated all that stuff. I never got around to it because I do take roids for fun and have no idea what my fertility is like. I don't want to come off yet. Also my gf is vehemently opposed to it.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Also my gf is vehemently opposed to it.
      >a woman does not allow you to spread your genes
      Heh, the dumb insecure cunt. You either do it behind her back or leave her. She does not want you to succeed in life and she wants you to be a doormat.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Also my gf is vehemently opposed to it.
      >a woman does not allow you to spread your genes
      Heh, the dumb insecure cunt. You either do it behind her back or leave her. She does not want you to succeed in life and she wants you to be a doormat.

      For some reason donating sperm is really taboo, normies hear about it they also say "Oh how could you contribute to bringing another life into this world??" Cause I get 1k a month for it bro. They can't comprehend wanting to have kids because they hate living and think that everyone else does too.

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