You ARE getting 8-10 servings of fruits and vegetables, right?

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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    munching on a banana as we speak

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    way too overkill

    enjoy your diabetes and other comorbidities

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine being the homosexual that dies from eating an apple.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Most deaths from fruit come from slipping on peels.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      According to that lifemaxxers should eat on a daily basis approximately:
      4oz whole grains, 8oz vegetables, 8oz fruit, 1oz nuts, 4oz legumes, half an egg, 8oz dairy, 8oz fish

      NO red meat
      NO processed meat
      ?? chicken

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        This guy literally is a moron that looks like he is about to drop dead at any second, pasty white skin, he dies his hair because obviously it is grey, he paints his nails I can only assume why, he eats unnatural food and he looks like a vampire.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      explain to me like I am a moron what this is saying. if its saying wholegrains, vegetables, nuts, and fish lead to longer life and red meat and eggs the opposite, than where is the data from?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Grainchads, legumechads, and fishchads stay winning

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      NEVER MIND i found it you silly c**t https://www.researchgate.net/publication/316523321_Food_groups_and_risk_of_all-cause_mortality_A_systematic_review_and_meta-analysis_of_prospective_studies

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >fruit and vegetables give you diabetes
      The most moronic thing said on this board in maybe a week

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Banana in the morning
    >Apple around lunch
    >Greek yoghurt with frozen strawberries and frozen blueberries at 3pm
    Call me fruity.

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Around 4 fruits a day. I dont eat vegetables often. Except today, I ate some liver with potatoes.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Banana in the morning
      >Apple around lunch
      >Greek yoghurt with frozen strawberries and frozen blueberries at 3pm
      Call me fruity.

      https://i.imgur.com/Gq5HpNf.jpg

      way too overkill

      enjoy your diabetes and other comorbidities

      munching on a banana as we speak

      going to die

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    every morning I have a large bowl of froot loops with my 2 strawberry pop tarts and throught the day I will drink at least 2 glasses of lemonade and 2 glasses of orange soda.

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Thank you for being so healthy for me!
    >I'm literally just a fricking candy

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      cringe

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    3 cups of orange juice every morning.
    1.5 lbs potatos every night.
    how many servings is that?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >1.5lbs of potatoes
      wtf?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        slice them into chip style strips, usually get about 4-6 per potato depending how thicc they are.
        bake them 375.
        flip ~25-30 minutes and poke with fork
        flip ~30 minutes
        turn oven off ~15 minutes
        eat them with my ground beef. like it's a spread. use them to clean the grease out of the bowl afterwards too.

        Depends. Is it real orange juice or is it artificially sweetened store bought syrup they call orange juice?

        not from concentrate tropicana. it's 100% orange juice.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          That's too much

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            what part, the taters? they're delicious, nutritious, and filling.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Says who?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Depends. Is it real orange juice or is it artificially sweetened store bought syrup they call orange juice?

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

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  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >brekkie
    Egg whites with 1 serving of shrooms + 1 serving spinach
    1 serving fruit (blackberries)
    >snackie (lunch is for fatties)
    2 servings fruit (2 peaches)
    >dindin
    Lean protein + 3 servings vegetables (lettuce and tommies and beans) + rice
    I'm gonna make it

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    yes, just like big agriculture tells me to

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    does drinking a v8 everyday count?

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    What the frick is a serving?
    Is it the king's mouth size or some other shit?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Serving is usually around 75g

      https://i.imgur.com/C3eFpwx.jpg

      what part, the taters? they're delicious, nutritious, and filling.

      >nutritious
      Potatos are empty calories

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Potatos are empty calories

  13. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I eat salad nearly every day, huge ass thing that's falling off the plate on all sides. 10 portions right there in one meal.

  14. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Mango morning
    Apple lunch
    Blueberries/strawberries dinner
    Sometimes buy pineapple.
    Mix and match above whenever I snack.

  15. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Watermelon, mandarin/orange and bananas. That's all you need for fruit

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      350g of fruit
      300 to 500g veggies
      120g of rice
      250g of meat
      2 eggs
      20g cheese
      5g butter
      200g milk
      1500kcal

  16. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I haven't had a fruit in weeks
    I love them but i don't have the patience to sit down like a 19th century housewife, cut them, make a mess, eat them and finally clean the mess. Frick that gay shit

  17. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I eat 1 (one) fruit a day as my preworkout

  18. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    i just finished a few weeks on carno and started eating fruits, veg, oats etc. I literally shit like 3 times yesterday and already 3 times today... how is that healthy. Eating carno I shit like once a day.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      endotoxin

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      You went from a low fiber to high fiber diet

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        yeah no shit, so how much are you veg and fruit chuds crapping per day, i was enjoying my 1 crap per day

  19. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Blueberries are perfectly ripe right now in my area. I'm eating almost a pint a day of em. Big black shits 2 to 3 times a day. I've lost 2 pounds in the past couple days. I think it must have pushed it all out.
    God, they're so fricking good. Better than candy. Never had em this good.

  20. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    i'm not falling for big agriculture and the FDA's tricks

    I eat nothing but prime rib steak, just like my ancestors did for 2 million years

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >he fell for big ag

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