You are youth maxxing... right anon?

You are youth maxxing... right anon?

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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm over here stroking my dick I got lotion on my dick right now. I'm just stroking my shit I'm horny as frick man I'm a freak man like for real.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Can you show me?

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    No. I'm greaser maxing. Whear leather, talk like a New Jersey dirt-bag, it's all good man.

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    He doesn’t look younger though

    All he did was lose weight, start exercising, get a haircut and put makeup on.

    That is what contributes 99.99% to his change of appearance and blood work, everything else he does for youthmaxxong where he spends millions of dollars for I would bet contributes to 00.01% or 0% of his results

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've been youthmaxxing since I was 19, I'm 23 now and have 20-30 more years and I will make this guy look like a sack of old shit.

    I'm this guy 2.0, and you may remember me from the previous thread.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      You sound like guys who have been lifting weights for 6 months and got noob gains and think you’re able to make those kinds of gains forever and that you’re just some kind of genetic freak 300 iQ lifter when in reality you’re still in the noob gains phase which will end abruptly

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        wtf are you talking about
        i legit haven't had direct sunlight in 4 years

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Neither did I for like 15 years as a MMORPG player, you’re not special

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >You are youth maxxing... right anon?
    No. Frick it.

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    im injecting 500mg dht into my scalp and suntanning 8 hours a day

  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Damn, who is this fresh-faced 18 year old kid? I bet he has the optimal frequency of nocturnal erections for his age range!

  8. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    what a cute twink

  9. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      He looks like a corpse that's been propped up

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nonsense

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          his vegan diet will age him like milk

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            cope
            hes superior

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >does nothing

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is he dead??

  10. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    He thinks he's a 45yo that looks like a 25yo
    In reality, he's a 45yo that looks like a 45yo lizard person. Probably kills teenage girls and wears their skin too

  11. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    bro looks like that autistic homie from star trek

  12. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >45 year old spends millions to look 42 years old

    amazin

  13. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
  14. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    he looks like his dad is the photoshop airbrush and he beats him every night

  15. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    This shit reminds me of that post about trannies, with the big hulking troon and the timid woman, the sheer and obvious differences between them.
    It's kinda like that, once again we see the difference between nature's work and man's hubris, in trying to be something vs just effortlessly being.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      photoshop him a fringe and it be a fair comparison, his hairstyle is so utter shit

  16. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Does monthly blood transfusions with his son for youthfulness
    >pretends a bunch of pseudoscience products and a vegan diet are responsible for his health
    It's literally adrenochrome and he admit it and nobody is calling him out for taking adrenochrome
    The vegan diet has RUINED his face, he looks like 50/60 in the face and his skin is FRICKED from constant micro needling and cream applications
    I worked in fiberglass and my legs were constantly cut and scarred yet they look smoother and less scarred than his

  17. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah, I stopped jerking off and watching porn.

    Did you know that masturbation hinder your gains and porn will frick your brain up? Plus sexual abstinence has some pretty unbeliveable benefits:
    https://imgur.io/gallery/g4eGH

    Here are some studies:

    Three weeks of abstinence increases testostorone levelshttps://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/11760788

    Masturbation is associated with lower psychological health and reproductive well-beinghttps://www.tandfonline.com/doi/abs/10.1080/14681994.2019.1677883

    Sperm contains compounds that prolong lifespan, fight cancer & heart diseasehttps://vitalrecord.tamhsc.edu/spermidine-rich-foods-may-prevent-liver-cancer-extend-lifespan/

    Masturbation decreases dopamine levelshttps://sites.tufts.edu/emotiononthebrain/2014/11/18/postcoital-neurochemistry-the-blues-and-the-highs/

    Watching porn reduces gray matter in prefrontal cortexhttps://jamanetwork.com/journals/jamapsychiatry/fullarticle/1874574

    Porn addiction has similar mechanism with substance addictionhttps://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4600144/

    Making sperm shortens lifespan of male wormshttps://www.nytimes.com/1992/12/03/us/in-worm-at-least-making-sperm-is-found-to-shorten-a-male-s-life.html

    jerking off 3 days in a row decreases sperm count by 20%https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/2054949

    Increasing ejaculation frequency decreases sperm count significantlyhttps://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/15497706

    Prevalence of erectile dysfunction doubled between 2004 and 2013http://cir.usc.edu/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/Genital-Image-Sexual-Anxiety-and-Erectile-Dysfunction-Among-Young-Male-Military-Personnel.pdf

    Pornography consumption is associated with mental health issueshttps://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC6327603/

  18. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Absolute w*man way of thinking if you're even 1% as obsessed with youth as this idiot. Our entire lives are centered around the concept of life and death. Father time is undefeated for a reason and you're a dumb Black person if you think you can slow, let alone stop it. Live your life to the fullest, enjoy your youth and plant fruitful seeds for when you're old and less capable. Memento mori, Black folk.

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