You awake to find yourself in a strange land. As you walk out of a small hut, you ask a man what the time and place is, and he replies that it's Greece and it's 400 BC. You walk a little farther down the road and find an active marble quarry. As you get closer you realize that the men working there are absolutely nothing like the ancients described in left-wing propaganda. Many of them are over 6' tall and every single one of them is thick and muscular. You stand in awe of their hulking yet surprisingly nimble bodies. Their healthy abdominal muscles glisten in the sun and look nothing like the pathetic mid-sections that you see on Instagram and at your local gym that disappear after a big meal or in the wrong lighting conditions. Their shoulders are broad, massive, and provide range and mobility like you have only seen in your video games. Their legs are full from every angle and put to shame the pathetic toothpicks that you are used to seeing. Even the manlets seem to be impressive somehow, with many of them just as heavy as the men over six feet tall yet still somehow trim and aesthetic.
There seems to be an unspoken brotherhood among the men as they laugh and take breaks from work to feast on massive pieces of roasted meat, guzzle fresh beer and wine, devour crispy whole wheat bread, and eat a variety of healthy-looking fruits and vegetables. This food looks nothing like the pathetic historical examples shown to you by your liberal college professor. How are they able to have such hearty meals without massive amounts of chemicals and synthetic genetic engineering? Have you been lied to? How are so many of them tall even by modern standards?
You glance off in the distance and there seems to be one of the men in open copulation with a local wench. He sprays his thick man fluid all over and inside her, gushing endless amounts of high sperm count seed free of microplastics and synthetic hormones. It's obviously not his wife, but he doesn't seem to care as he surely has a family farm capable of supporting multiple wives and a variety of offspring. You mumble something about "boipussy" only to be met with hysterical laughter as some of the men point to a group of swarthy-looking theater boys barely 16, about to be shown discipline by some of the men from the quarry.
Why did professor nosestein lie to you? Where are all the emaciated midgets? Where is the pathetic organic non-GMO food that is barely able to sustain life? Where is the endless boredom without electronic entertainment? Is modern man the pathetic weakling? Suddenly you are back in 2024 at your job working in a cubicle. A group of your coworkers are panicking because one of them said they saw a small spider. As they flap around their pathetically small wrists in anxiety one of them passes out and is attended to by the others. HR has also left you a voicemail saying that your termination may be imminent because they heard of your accidental misgendering of a cat.
Your boner is showing, Nietzsche.
only to the thought of spraying my ample seed on a wench
>The wench in question:
I specifically mentioned barely legal swarthy theater boys
Funny thing is that boy and that guy is from pakistan or india i think...
Looks like alexander's influence still lives on
GIVE IT BACK. THIS ISN'T RIGHT THAT WAS OURS
>You awake to find yourself in a strange land.
No.
> beer
> ancient greece
Slave tier status confirmed
Not to mention you'd really be looking around and seeing a bunch of small philosopher manlets who are short due to a lack of nutrition.
>due to a lack of nutrition.
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
> omg ketosissies we do be eatin RED MEAT AND OLIVES
> omg we r so greek rn hhehe
Meanwhile, irl ancient Greece, they survived on anything they could get their hands on because scaled agriculture was hundreds of years off.
>because scaled agriculture was hundreds of years off.
nope
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ancient_Greek_cuisine
Note the literal first line being "characterized by frugality".
But you're right, that fantasy you built of ripped men "recycling" zinc amongst each other while living on OMG BASED olive oil and lamb seems much more likely.
I'm glad professor noseburg got to the bottom of exactly what people were eating in ancient greece over 2000 years ago.
There are things we know for sure about ancient greece, their exact diet is not one of them.
> source for ancient greeks being starving skellies: people who spend their lives researching history due to severe autism
> source for ancient greeks being chads snacking on protons all day: anon's homoerotic fantasies where he is a young spartan boy "trained" by an elite philosopher warrior
Gee I wonder.
While we can make educated guesses about the diet and characteristics of ancient Greeks based on historical records, archaeological findings, and literary works, it's challenging to know for sure all the details.
the magical autism of professor shekelstein is not going to save you
> yes the israelites are behind this... they fabricate the diet of ancient greeks in order to manipulate the grains futures market
The diet of modern anon should probably include some anti-psychotics. I generally frown on "medication" but you might be legitimately a schizoid.
NTA but that's not what schizoid means
We can tell their diets from written records and archaeological evidence. We can also tell their fitness level from surviving skeletal remains.
These dudes are not the buff 6 ft beefcakes you want to wank to. If you want a diet at high in olives, wine wheat and barley products go for it. Just don't expect come out looking like Lou Ferigigno.
shut up
>wiki
Look at the recent Boeotia remains. The men were 6’ and well fed across the country.
Is that you BAP?
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPP
>he replies that it's Greece and it's 400 BC.
he's a witch
a male witch is a warlock
a male witch is a mitch actually
the W in witch stands for woman