you find a magical lamp, you rub it ofc since you are gay, and a genie pops, granting you 1 (one) fitness-related wish.

you find a magical lamp, you rub it ofc since you are gay, and a genie pops, granting you 1 (one) fitness-related wish. you cant change yourself etc, but you can change the rules of the game. genie asks you to make somewhat reasonable wishes, nothing sorts of "you get ripped after a single curl"

I wish running would work the same muscles as squat does

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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wish the Genie was gay.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      n-no, you can't wish that anon...

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I wish the Genie was gay.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cheese becomes the ultimate macro food and ultra healthy.

      I wish the Genie was gay.

      I wish all women were dead

      Can't grant those wishes since are already true.

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wish protein was a cheap as carbs

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cheese becomes the ultimate macro food and ultra healthy.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I wish alcohol had some sort of nutrition to it
      its just awful to think a bottle of red is 600 calories and its literally all empty calories

      its kinda alright as it is though no? if you are not cutting heavily

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        It needs more protein and less calories. Also it clogs your arteries and stuff. I mean the ultimate super food.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >it clogs your arteries and stuff.
          What decade is this?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        You can make protein alcohol RIGHT now if you wanted to.
        >but anon that's not how it works
        Make a protein shake with alcohol instead of water/milk.

        For a lot of the wishes like the running for squats one, I fail to see how that would really work without changing the anatomy. I get that it's a "bro turn your mind off" kind of thing, but still.
        I would wish for either:
        A) people to be more disgusted by obesity. Humans have an inborn aversion to things like feces. Just give them an additional one to "unhealthy". In fact, that. Skip the obesity thing and just make them to a higher extent prioritize health.
        B) For corpos or government to suddenly wake up and realize the terrible effects vegetable oils and other polyunsaturated fatty acids have on health and either regulate it away or collectively agree to stop utilizing it in food. I doubt the convenience / fast food aspect of culture will go away easily even with a wish, but at least you can make what people turn to of better quality.

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Every meal i eat has the exact macros i want them to have at that moment
    that's fricking it. i'm the happiest man alive

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wish for an unrepealable national law forcing all citizens to work out regularly. Fatness is considered a failure as a citizen and taxed according to missing annual value

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I ask for no negative side effects from steroids

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Boring. Everyone will roid then

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Working out breaks down muscle and causes inflammation, when inflammation heals it also heals all other maladies of the body (skeletal, neurological, muscular, etc.)
    No more scoliosis, no more tendonitis, no more arthritis, no more cancer or clogged arteries, no more balding or crooked teeth, no more mental illness, etc.

    Applies to all humans in existence and to ever exist in the future.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Working out breaks down muscle and causes inflammation
      I suppose if you are going to change one whole aspect of how the body works you may also ask for this change from how things actually work as well.

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can I wish for regeneration powers like Wolverine or Dante?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      the poet? i dont remember him having such powers lol, unless you consider wandering in hell regenerative

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'd wish for the ability to control mass.
      >no spotter ever needed again
      >no gym ever needed again
      >can train with whatever whenever

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wish all forms of protein contained 1mg estrogen per gram of protein

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wish all women were dead

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Double my natural test and high production, uncap my growth potential, let height increase to facilitate gains

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      literally says you cant change yourself moron
      take it easy on the hormones

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Do it anyway nerd

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wish OP's dad pulled out

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sugar affects you as water.

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    people get miscled instead of fat. no matter what your bf stays at healthy level unless starving. imagine america haha

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Minorities, leftists and women have to have their own (inferior) gyms.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      in my c**t the jump between shittier and decenttier chains is so high (4x the price) you dont get to see any folk that might create a scene and exercise as normal
      2 years, same place, 3 times a week at least and never seen a single fight or a weird interaction

      You can make gains while losing weight

      you can, kinda, if you are new-ish, no?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        To properly formulate the wish for the genie, it'd be something like "the body prioritizes muscle synthesis over other metabolic functions when working out under a caloric deficit". Otherwise it applies to newbies and roiders as well.

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    You can make gains while losing weight

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I want to never ever get any injury that takes more than 1 day to heal up. I want to be free to absolutely go nuts every time without rolling the dice.
    Thanks.

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Any and all exercises work all muscles of the body, e.g. dumbbell curls give you joocey legs, abs, etc too.

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