you find a magical lamp, you rub it ofc since you are gay, and a genie pops, granting you 1 (one) fitness-related wish. you cant change yourself etc, but you can change the rules of the game. genie asks you to make somewhat reasonable wishes, nothing sorts of "you get ripped after a single curl"
I wish running would work the same muscles as squat does
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I wish the Genie was gay.
n-no, you can't wish that anon...
I wish the Genie was gay.
Can't grant those wishes since are already true.
I wish protein was a cheap as carbs
Cheese becomes the ultimate macro food and ultra healthy.
I wish alcohol had some sort of nutrition to it
its just awful to think a bottle of red is 600 calories and its literally all empty calories
its kinda alright as it is though no? if you are not cutting heavily
It needs more protein and less calories. Also it clogs your arteries and stuff. I mean the ultimate super food.
>it clogs your arteries and stuff.
What decade is this?
You can make protein alcohol RIGHT now if you wanted to.
>but anon that's not how it works
Make a protein shake with alcohol instead of water/milk.
For a lot of the wishes like the running for squats one, I fail to see how that would really work without changing the anatomy. I get that it's a "bro turn your mind off" kind of thing, but still.
I would wish for either:
A) people to be more disgusted by obesity. Humans have an inborn aversion to things like feces. Just give them an additional one to "unhealthy". In fact, that. Skip the obesity thing and just make them to a higher extent prioritize health.
B) For corpos or government to suddenly wake up and realize the terrible effects vegetable oils and other polyunsaturated fatty acids have on health and either regulate it away or collectively agree to stop utilizing it in food. I doubt the convenience / fast food aspect of culture will go away easily even with a wish, but at least you can make what people turn to of better quality.
Every meal i eat has the exact macros i want them to have at that moment
that's fricking it. i'm the happiest man alive
I wish for an unrepealable national law forcing all citizens to work out regularly. Fatness is considered a failure as a citizen and taxed according to missing annual value
I ask for no negative side effects from steroids
Boring. Everyone will roid then
Working out breaks down muscle and causes inflammation, when inflammation heals it also heals all other maladies of the body (skeletal, neurological, muscular, etc.)
No more scoliosis, no more tendonitis, no more arthritis, no more cancer or clogged arteries, no more balding or crooked teeth, no more mental illness, etc.
Applies to all humans in existence and to ever exist in the future.
>Working out breaks down muscle and causes inflammation
I suppose if you are going to change one whole aspect of how the body works you may also ask for this change from how things actually work as well.
Can I wish for regeneration powers like Wolverine or Dante?
the poet? i dont remember him having such powers lol, unless you consider wandering in hell regenerative
I'd wish for the ability to control mass.
>no spotter ever needed again
>no gym ever needed again
>can train with whatever whenever
I wish all forms of protein contained 1mg estrogen per gram of protein
I wish all women were dead
Double my natural test and high production, uncap my growth potential, let height increase to facilitate gains
literally says you cant change yourself moron
take it easy on the hormones
Do it anyway nerd
I wish OP's dad pulled out
Sugar affects you as water.
people get miscled instead of fat. no matter what your bf stays at healthy level unless starving. imagine america haha
Minorities, leftists and women have to have their own (inferior) gyms.
in my c**t the jump between shittier and decenttier chains is so high (4x the price) you dont get to see any folk that might create a scene and exercise as normal
2 years, same place, 3 times a week at least and never seen a single fight or a weird interaction
you can, kinda, if you are new-ish, no?
To properly formulate the wish for the genie, it'd be something like "the body prioritizes muscle synthesis over other metabolic functions when working out under a caloric deficit". Otherwise it applies to newbies and roiders as well.
You can make gains while losing weight
I want to never ever get any injury that takes more than 1 day to heal up. I want to be free to absolutely go nuts every time without rolling the dice.
Thanks.
Any and all exercises work all muscles of the body, e.g. dumbbell curls give you joocey legs, abs, etc too.