I guess that would be better, I just decided on 5-6 because normally I can at least get 5-6 hours a night. I just didn't want to get greedy and have the genie turn my dick into a screaming goat
Make me 6ft2 idc about the rest genuinely.
The gym was only there to help me overcome the fact that im 5'9 but that's about it. Getting buff and working a 6 fig engie job in Japan boosted my career but Im eternally a loser back home, whenever I talk to a French girl I have flashbacks of endless rejections during my high school days, even though I can pretty much frick a new girl here every day. I know it's not the same merit. GIVE ME HEIGHT.
I wish the natty limit was lifted and that recovery time was instant, for all of mankind, also if you get big enough your skeleton grows proportionally to fit more muscle
I wish I had good bodyfat distribution
You do, but for the opposite gender.
I wish my body only required 5-6 hours of sleep a night to be fully rested, energized, and reset to it's optimal condition
why not 3 or 4?
I can understand not wishing to never need sleep 'cause sleeping is comfy
I guess that would be better, I just decided on 5-6 because normally I can at least get 5-6 hours a night. I just didn't want to get greedy and have the genie turn my dick into a screaming goat
Granted, but you will naturally sleep for 8 hours if not woken up so you will naturally always over sleep.
i wish to never shit again
homie has not read the monkey's paw
>ass crack mends together
"It is done." *poofs away*
one step further from the jeets
Moominmaxxing like a mad man.
Granted.
Digested residue still has to get out somehow, so you now puke it out.
I wish my arms didn’t hurt when I do stuff with them. RSI sucks.
Your arms fall off. You can do whatever you want with them and it will never hurt.
I wish to be immune to the negative effects of the sun.
You are now forever trapped 200 feet underground.
I wish to make it
I want to die now. And I want to look jacked in a coffin.
More height, make me a giant freak idc no insanely tall man ever went without pussy
You are now 100 ft tall. Your body can't even support itself under your weight.
>Genie! I wish there were viable and sound exercises to gain height and dick size!
Don't think of me as a hero.
Granted, but you don't know what they are and it will be years before someone figures them out.
Make me 6ft2 idc about the rest genuinely.
The gym was only there to help me overcome the fact that im 5'9 but that's about it. Getting buff and working a 6 fig engie job in Japan boosted my career but Im eternally a loser back home, whenever I talk to a French girl I have flashbacks of endless rejections during my high school days, even though I can pretty much frick a new girl here every day. I know it's not the same merit. GIVE ME HEIGHT.
Im a 5'10 frenchgay and it has literally never been a problem for me to do the needful
Skill issue
Granted, but you gain all the extra height in your neck.
i wish for my ideal body
The fresh corpse of your ideal body appears in front of you.
i wish my body would convert carbs into complete protein until i hit the daily 1g/lb bodyweight meme
Granted, you are now a deer.
I wish for infinite gains.
I wish for unlimited money
Congratulations. You now have unlimited North Korean wons.
I wish the weights were heavier
They are now 0.00001% heavier.
I wish all israelites would be shot into the sun, you know for fitness.
>i wish for immunity to injuries
I wish I had a hyperbolic time chamber for workouts.
Granted. No caveats here you will just naturally die from the extra gravity and insane weather conditions so it is pretty much worthless.
But it does stop time, right ? That alone is a great power assuming you don't dial it up to 2x gravity and die on the spot.
i wish pullups also gave great legs
Granted, but now your arms have been replaced with legs and your legs with arms.
I wish the natty limit was lifted and that recovery time was instant, for all of mankind, also if you get big enough your skeleton grows proportionally to fit more muscle
I wish for me and all my loved ones, friends and family, to end up doing a routine that keeps them happy and healthy for as long as possible
I wish quality exercise could prolong MY life indefinitely
I wish for all my injuries and imbalances to be gone and to remain injury free henceforth regardless of how wild and hard I train.