You have 90 minutes to eat all the candy in this pantry (except for the candy in the jars on the top shelf).
Can you do it? You're not allowed to regurgitate any of it or use the bathroom until the 90 minutes are up. You are allowed any drinks you request during the 90 minutes.
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What's my motivation for doing it?
You get 25% closer to your goal body upon successful completion of the task.
No
As a child perhaps I could have did that.
Now as a man in his 30s I can’t even finish a Candy bar
the gummies and airheads is possible
I'd get sick after like 3 chocolate bars.
I'm curious what the subhuman who owns this... collection... looks like
>Whole pantry
Impossible. Even one shelf would be impossible. This is nothing like that McDonalds challenge, it's an impossible task.
Typical lardass... Autistic need to organize the junk-food pantry because that's one of the only aspects of their life they have control over.
I dislike chocolate and peanuts
Yes I'd do it. To cut 2 years off my goal physique journey I'd probably eat shit
No one would be able to do that, you underestimate the amount of candy in the pic
Itd take me 30 minutes just to chew through all those fricking starburst. Not to mention that Razzles are a gum. If you weren't hospitalized from entering a diabetic coma eating this, the softball-sized wad of chewing gum would definitely require surgery to unblock from your GI tract.
Just imagine eating a dozen boxes of junior mints... and then washing it down with another dozen York mint patties. Goddam your breath would cut glass.
Also this shitter has two mr good bar stacks. Good taste for sure but its pissing off my ocd.
Why do you know so much about candy.
Just eat or eat and keep down?
Third row has about 50 chocolate bars alone. Thats about 25k calories.
Well, you didn’t say that I can’t use kitchen equipment to process the candy. I’m going to use a food processor to powder everything and then mix it with water and a huge jug. Then I’ll just slowly chug until it’s gone. Don’t even gotta chew. Plus it probably wouldn’t even taste bad, just thick chocolatey sugar water lmao
I unironically believe that would be lethal. Can anyone prove me wrong?
You're not wrong. by my calculations there is approximately 341 packages of candy averaging about 25 grams of sugar each. This equates to 8,525 grams of sugar. The deadly dose of sugar for a 90 kg (198 lbs) person is 2,250 grams. So yes, eating just half of this in one sitting will indeed kill you.
After careful review of my research I realize I did not even count the top shelf. so we can tack another 500 grams which is a low estimate. So to put it in perspective, eating just the top two shelves from this image would kill a 150 lb person. Unbelievable people would have this shit in their house. It's like some macabre suicide machine. An affront to God. Satanism in it's most corrupted form.
Bro I doubt the owner is eating all of that shit in one sitting.
Eric the electric could do it.
What’s that about 500 dollars worth of candy? Yeah go frick yourself
Nightmare image
Could I put it all in the blender like that one 'Cado video
Healthiest american diet
>Can you eat 25+ lbs of candy
No you cant and no one can you fricking Black person killed a thread for this.
I could eat two bars max. I hate candy so much.
No because I would start on the bottom shelf for convenience and I would likely start from left to right because 'murrica which means the first candhy I would consume would be rather a lot of hersheys bars. That'd be gross but I could probably hotdog-shoot em down, but then you get to the peanut chews.
You could give me 90 minutes to eat just that box of peanut chews, hell you could give it to Joey fricking Chestnut and he wouldn't be able to finish just that box in time. In the context of a food eating contest those things are like WW2 tank traps, completely inedible.
This is more candy than I've eaten in my entire life. I don't think my brother and I combined have eaten this much. How fat could this person possibly be? What goes through their mind to fill a pantry with this stuff?
You would die from the sour-pocalypse cauesd by the lemonheads.
Also
>Razzles
I couldn't even trade that shit at halloween, that's unironic garbage tier candy.
Give me 500 bucks and 2 buckets of water and I will do it in 60 instead of 90.
Not gonna do this but I would slam like six of those mini m&m tubes ong no cap
yeah
Sorry, but you have to savor good candy like Hersey's and Reese's, not wolf them down.
No, even as ex-fatso (BMI 39) I'm not able, just look at the bottom, too much chocolate.
No way this is possible, even for extreme world class fatties. I bet you would go into some sort of diabetic shock and die
I can't even stand the smell of candy
>Hershey
>the puke flavored chocolate
dying on that one