You have the ability to turn an aging celebrity young again. Who do you choose?

You have the ability to turn an aging celebrity young again. Who do you choose?

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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lisa Ann!

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    sydney sweeney

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Donald Trump

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Taylor Swift. People would be so pissed lol

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      lol, this one. make her 12, and simping for Biden..

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Val Kilmer

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Winona Ryder.

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Brad Dourif

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is this a recent photo? How is this fricking fair?

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Me

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Scorsese. Anyone choosing an actor is a moron, actors come and go, another 40 years of a legendary director is worth much more.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      yippee 40 more years of glamorising murderous wops

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      No thanks, 40 more years of being a hack isn't needed.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      He'd just make goodfellas 3 more times moron.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >80 years of the same movie over and over and over again

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      in that case, D. W. Griffith

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Someone has to save Scorsese.
    >the dubs will it, checkem

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'd throw out Scott's brain and replace it with Clint

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    my waifu

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sorry, Chuddie, we cant have her inspiring assassins that could hurt someone

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      wish granted

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Aging is so bad for females. Lmfao. Even in the little girl down by the lane, she waw looking kind of wierd. Its like someone slippes hgh in to her drinks.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Foxy.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      she's a lesbian moron

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Harrison Ford just so he has to keep acting more to piss him off

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Harrison Ford returns as Han Solo in Star Wars 17: the quest for Glub Shitto

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    sigourney weaver i love her so much

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Al Pacino. I'd make him 24 again and he'd star in Tarantino's last movie.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Don't deadname Dunkaccino.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        WHAT'S MY NAME?

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    NOW FINISH THE BOOKS YOU FAT FRICK

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Coming Soon: Winds of Wildcard, the epic new series of 20 films exploring George RR Martin's favourite book series.

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Mel Gibson.

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Salma Hayek
    Eva Green

  20. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Emma Watson

  21. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Obviously Clint Eastwood, he only makes kino.

  22. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    The world demands that King Phil must reign for another 35 years.

  23. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I choose no one. Celebrities getting old and stale is not my problem

  24. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Donald Trump

  25. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Literally just so he could go into a ring match with Mike

  26. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm sick of seeing the same dozen celebs over and over again

    Hollywood needs to hire fresh new faces

  27. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bruce Willis so that he knows what's waiting for him

  28. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Heather Locklear

  29. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Victoria Principal

  30. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tom Cruise obviously. So he can keep pushing the limit on stunts

  31. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    tim curry and then i marry him

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Tim Curry. The state he ended up in is just sad.

      Wow based. Great minds think alike

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Second Tim Curry on the condition that he dies young.

  32. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I choose Mel Gibson so he can act in Forever Young 2 alongside old frodo.

  33. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    John Williams

  34. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lynda Carter

  35. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bailey Jay

  36. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Helen mirren.

  37. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    myself

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Frick off Brie, that's cheating

  38. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Henry Kissinger, so I could watch him die again.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      If he's young again he'll live for another 70 years and you'll be dead when he passes away

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Who said anything about letting him die of natural causes?

  39. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Joe Pesci and Gene Hackman.

  40. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    terence stamp

  41. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lynda Carter

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Good call

  42. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Theresa Russell

  43. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    clint eastwood

  44. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Julianne Moore

  45. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sandra Bullock

  46. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    The only answer for me.

  47. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Brad Pitt purely because he's an eternal Chad. He has consistently been good looking for forty years now. Give him another forty.

  48. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Mel Gibson so he can make israelites seethe for another 60 years

  49. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nicholas cage or Willem Dafoe so they can continue to make kino.

  50. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    None because cinema is slop now, i'd rather they die and make modern shit

  51. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lindsay Lohan so I can suck her toes

  52. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Christina Hendricks.

  53. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Schwarzenegger, but also not as the queer woke homosexual that he became

  54. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Eva green

  55. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gene Hackman

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