You have the body of Jeff Nippard
But you also have the height of Jeff Nippard (5'6)
Do you accept?
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You have the body of Jeff Nippard. But you also have the height of Jeff Nippard (5'6). Do you accept?
He’s shorter than that
Bro he's like 5'3". Next to Alex they stand about eye to eye and Alex is like 5'2"
Alex is 5'5. I'd clock jeff at around 5'4
>midget meet
>Not showing: The two plates they stacked for him to stand on
>blatant lift-wearer alexandra ladynidas still being 5’5 in lifts
Height doesn’t even matter when you’re in good shape and aren’t devoid of personality. Sadly, it’s BetaDetermination we’re talking about and he has the personality of a wet sponge. Even Bloho gets pussy while Alex is busy gymcelling and trying to look tall in front of midgets.
in lifts he mogs even harder. Also he has a girlfriend.
jeff pls go
>girlfriend
Who? Where? Isn’t Jeff’s girlfriend a model or some shit?
She's some latinasian mystery meat who got fat at one point. His ex cucked him with the gymshark dude
I think a better way of guesstimating his height would be if someone figures out which power rack he is using. His height is around 38th Pin
Hahahahaha, frick no.
Only if I get his money and girlfriend too otherwise nah I'm good
How much money does he have?
My wife and I are approaching $2M with markets up this year and I’m 6ft, so I’m not even gonna consider it for less than $10M
Only the guys as short as him (or shorter) would accept this...
only >6'5 skeletor lankloids would give up height in these wacky hypotheticals, it's one of those things guys just can't see themselves losing even if you're offering millions of dollars or whatever
I would cut both my legs off with a rusty spoon for millions of dollars
idk walking is pretty cool
Yeah frick being in a wheel chair.
I would keep my height and stay a lanket over a Lee Priest body.
moronic desperate thinking like this is why you’ll never have a million dollars
No, living as a manlet is miserable. You're doomed to a life of rejection and humiliation. You will never be a real man, you're an abomination. Your existence spits in the face of God. Women are repulsed by you, you're a laughing stock to other taller men. They will never like or respect you. The only reason to live as a manlet is if you're filthy rich, and do copious amounts of drugs and hookers then keel over in your early thirties. It's over
>5'6
nipard is 4'11
Do i get to keep the body and not have to work out and not have to worry about intrusive thoughts when i don't work out anymore because lifting is the only thing that makes me feel okay and stops me from wanting to shoot up the police station because those wienersuckers just gave me a fricking citation for going 23 on a 20 road like jesus fricking christ what goes so wrong in a persons life that compels him to write a ticket like that like dude i'm sorry your wife fricked that other guy but that's not my fricking problem jesus christ
Cause yeah if i get the body no strings attached that would be cool yeah
No way that manlet is 5'6
This homie is 5'3". I know cos I'm 5'5".
>5'6
You're like 5'3 Jeff.
No
If I had his dedication and money as well, sure.
If you were a manlet, you would have that or you would have constant suicidal ideation
>embracing power-dwarf mode
Yeah, why not?
I'm 6'4. I mog him simply by existing so no.
joke's on you, I already have the height of Jeff Nippard (5'6)
you're taller than him
do i get to frick his gf in the ass?