You may not like it but this is what peak breakfast looks like

You may not like it but this is what peak breakfast looks like

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  1. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    you're right I don't like it

  2. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Looks great and delicious but that protein to calorie ratio is gonna be off anon

  3. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Today I made scrambled eggs with a slice of cheese thrown in so it could get cheesy and it was pretty good. I put it on some toasted sourdough bread and it fit perfectly. Although it tasted great, the Swiss cheese smelled like ASS.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      my homie

  4. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Must be nice to have a home and a table,
    And the money for fancy breads and cheeses

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      are you Indian?

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm lower status than even that. Indians get payed their wages
        Thr world hates me, but I refuse tondie

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Are you the last girl I tried talking to?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      you have internet but not a table?

  5. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    No runny yolk, no melted cheese. Doesn't look very enjoyable.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      I like my eggs well done

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        but you didn't even melt the cheese... You're supposed to put the cheese on the eggs while still in the pan

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          I usually do, but forgot this time, doesn't make much difference to me

  6. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Looks like a DYEL's breakfast.

    Have a real man's breakfast, like Protein Pancakes.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >eating batter slop
      no thanks

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >eating bland, nutrient-barren food over fun recipes that are healthy but delicious

        No thanks

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          This, grains are healthy and only homosexual insecure dyels think otherwise, feast up king.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            Fruits, veggies and grains are your friends. Sure, get a shitload of protein. But grains are good for digestion. And veggies and fruits have so many nutrients that help your skin and hair.

            A balanced diet with a bit of everything is where its at. morons overcomplicate it.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          >American nutrition

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      is that plant protein in the box?

  7. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is level 1 brainlet "healthy food".

    Babby's first health optimization, if you will.

  8. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    imagine eating carbs LOL

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      fat_keto_advocate.jpg

      you from england?

      nope, Eastern Europe

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm not far nor am I on keto

  9. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    you from england?

  10. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Bread

  11. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Peak breakfast is a cup of coffee with nothing else it and with nothing else.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Did your peak breakfast lower your IQ i can’t seem to read this?

  12. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >no micronutrients

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >eggs have no micronutrients

  13. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    You have the right ingredients but you prepared them like a rape victim

  14. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Based and I try to be like the expensive cafes but im too broke and living in a shithole slash never will shop at champs Ulysses even that I don't give a damn about it but I want to make that fancy breakfast even tho I don't know how to cook.

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