You squat, right?
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Yes. Goes smoothly and cleanly. I just put my feet on the trash can.
unironcally yes, my shits are done under 2 mins at most, if I have a coffee beforehand its maybe 30 seconds, the cleanup needed is minimal too, 2-3 wipes is enough, but a bidet would be better obvs
>squatty potty
homie just bend your body forward.
Motherfricker that don't work
Does it not? I get good results idk
NTA
You get abs pressure andpain and eventually longer shitting times
Even standing shitting is better
It's literally the exact same angle of torso to legs as an upright squat.
yes, I am a lanklet, so it was my position before I even knew it was healthier, everyone in my family has hemorrhoids besides me
I have squatted on the lid of the toilet to shit for as long as I can remember, and I will probably never stop
Good morning sirs.
I'm white.
Also I don't poop in public restrooms.
I've been squatting since I was 3 years old and went to Eastern Europe to visit my extended family and they only had outhouses to shit in.
Ever since then, I had a distinct aversion to making ass to toilet seat contact.
I squat with my feet planted on the toilet seat.
this is some third world shit right here
I grew up in Canada, moved to the US for work a few years ago.
I just hover
At home, yes. If I need to crap at work or otherwise out in public I just lean forward at the hips
Reminder that squatty potties are for manlets who have short legs.
>doesn't squat directly on the toilet seat
ngmi
is it also better to squat on a normal chair vs sitting? I often squat in my office chair with my feet on it but i am not sure if there is any benefit...
I actually have been using a poop stool for years. I was watching Two and a Half Men one day and the brother said how he uses a small stool for his feet to help poop. I started using an old, shitty lock box as my poop stool and it definitely helps. It feels weird now when I poop in a public plac without it. Just feels comfy, I guess having your legs slightly elevated.
I thought you were supposed to face forwards, so you have a nice shelf for your juice box and comic book
Oh hamburgers
>butt wink
Of course. Swuattiebpotties are the best.
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yep
I squat with me feet the bowel. Comes flying right out but I fear I might have actual health problems not being addressed with how easy I'm making shitting.
>not strengthening your rectum to push shit out even at the tightest angle
fricking dyes
Yeah I broke the porcelain and tore my glutes off by squatting on the rim haha it hurts
Just lean forward idiot
Yes, every time I shit I just move my little metal trashcan on the side of my toilet in front of me to put my feet on. EZ smooth shits every time.
just started to a few days ago cause I got a massive hemorrhoid last week from pooping to hard one day. It's gross, don't push too hard.
This seems like one of those late night infomercial fake problems where a white woman just cannot hold onto a bottle of soda it is flying all over the place until the new soda bottle-holder was created
Other than a couple of times like painkillers after surgery and eating too much cheese in one sitting one time I've never been shitting and thought that something is being blocked
like somehow after me shitting and wiping my ass and walking away I'm still like "hmmm no there's still shit jiggling around in there like 35 cents in loose change in a pocket, if only there was a better way of shitting!"
Don't knock it til you've tried it Burger, your body is designed for it. Sitting and shitting is fine and if it works for you, don't worry about it, but squatting is so nice and natural if you're at home or out in the woods
I'm 6ft 5in tall.
every toilet has my knees super high
So the muscle is attached to your legs? Makes not sense otherwise.