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That's just a normal day for me.
>how do you stay IST?
Lift.
Kms
Kys
I hope into my electric shower and start doing pull-ups, since I'm a monkey.
Frick trannies to failure
what’s good homie
so sorry for you op NGMI
there is multiple skill trees I can choose from.
>join a capoeira group and perform outside for tourists
>join one of those samba percussion groups and log around 50kg drums around beating the shit out of them at a quick, rhythmic pace
>become a brazilian jiu jitsu martial artist, then become a coach and grift training people abroad using the panache of being Brazilian as an incentive
>start playing soccer in hopes of joining one day the national team
>start playing beach volley ball and live like a bum in a tourist city living off the kindness of older women here for a toy boy
fugg brazillian milfs to failure
Looks like a fun relationship
Maaaaaaaaaan is this what having a good relationship with your mother is like? This looks fun.
wow
I would assume I’m the same exact person, race and all, but just happen to have been born in Brazil. If so I’d just join a gym and lift, then spend most of my days at the beach picking up BUNDA. The only difference between the my new life and my life is the presence of more BUNDA.
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Just keep doing what I already do
>T. Brazilian
I would lift and help out around the house like usual.
Then go and get a motorcycle and race around, again, like usual.
Baste.
>climb a tree to get bananas for breakfast
>run from a shootout at a favela
>frick a nice feminine ladyboy with big ass
>dance at the street for some coins from the tourists
based.
except for the third part because i hate gays
>t. brazilian
>>frick a nice feminine ladyboy with big ass
brazil is not the place for ladybois, the average brazillian troony would subdue you and rape your ass AMRAP
you guys really think life down here is different, it's not. we just wageslave all day like you mutts and europoors
Demoralizing. The thought of a carefree third-world country to eventually sneak off to is all that keeps me going.
Go to the park and do calisthenics on the outdoor bars
Do a lot of walking
Eat lots of rice, beans, pork
Join a Muay Thai gym
Find some sort of weekly social gathering for mind gains
Eat 50 million coxhina com requijão and pão de quejio and get fat anyway
Frick hot Brazilian womem till death.
DE COBRACAO SOPA SAO BA BAO
The only advantage of being a dirty thirdie is that being a manlet here isn't as brutal as NA or EU.
The general public and women hasn't caught up to all the IST memes and psyops just yet, they're bluepilled as hell, SA is always one or two decades behind the first world.
t. 5'6 167cm Brazilian.
Transition
I am brazilian and my tip is moving out asap
I'll get my cardio and calisthenics in running away from stabbings
Luta Livre, Capoeira and if you can afford a Gi BJJ also.