you're in de cluyb

and this guy approaches you:
>"you've been trying to dance with my girl and i advise you to turn your attention elsewhere"

he weighs 85 kilos and is 184 cm tall

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bench press him away x 10
    Frick his prostitute

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't think I'd want to frick someone who'd frick this guy that's frickin nasty.

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Let him frick my prostitute gf
    Then take off my pants bend over and let him frick me in the ass with his huge yellow wiener

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Don't you feel embarrassed by not only writing things like this, but taking 10 seconds to solve the captcha and hit submit?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      why are anons like this? is this some yellow fever girl

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    A pull out my lighter and melt his plastic face with the heat from it

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    death by rape

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dude has some aye-aye digit genetics.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/tnLnKIc.jpg

      and this guy approaches you:
      >"you've been trying to dance with my girl and i advise you to turn your attention elsewhere"

      he weighs 85 kilos and is 184 cm tall

      Yaoi hands lmao

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      [...]
      Yaoi hands lmao

      My hands look like that. Supposedly women like it but I'm still a ksv

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    This scenario would not occur because clubs are a 100% gynocentric environment, normies amogging and jestermaxxing for sub 80iq cum dumpsters.

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >"you've been trying to dance with my girl and i advise you to turn your attention elsewhere"
    I perform Kubi nage on him. My throw to syllable ration is 1-to-1.

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    sorry but if he looks like that and he is 184cm, he’s 68kg tops.
    I’d just squash him like the bug he is.

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Asian vampire mode looks cool

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >asian
    no sorry

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      lmao at this sad little twink conservative cuck baby.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        🙁

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Too skinny ew

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nice tummy :3

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Who the frick is murt?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Under rated.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Looks low class

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      What's the question?

      SEXOOO

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >198cm
    >110kg
    >implying I'm "trying" while implying she's "yours"

    lol these threads are always funny

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Would you dominate me? :3

  12. 3 months ago
    How to achieve

    Well firstly I’m not gonna do shit, that’s a pretty respectful response if I try to take his butch lmao
    Also I frick with these Korean guys who aren’t rude or race-baity like nips or chink

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'd rape him then and there.

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    You must be mistaken, I don't dance with bugs. I spend enough time at work fixing them.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      underrated

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Did u know that there's a county named "Goochland County" in Virginia?

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    He weighs 65kg AT BEST.

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah thats not 85 kg

  18. 3 months ago
    Giddy

    Buddy, I don't dance but I will frick your girls ass.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      kys namegay

  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The homosexual in your picture weighs no more than 140lb I would throw him across the room

  20. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    What's the question?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      *notices his bulge*

  21. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm 190cm and 73kg

  22. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Slap his ass and tell him he can join us.

  23. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    *blast doubles*

  24. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hes a BYC bull he can frick my white girlfriend

  25. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    nobody looked at his phone case

  26. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    There is something extremely wrong with his chest

  27. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >"did you say sushi bar?"

  28. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    He weighs 65 kilos*

    >fixed it for you

    No way this gayricecell weight more than 65kg

  29. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Its ok anon, this twink is clearly gay, and bottom.
    You can dance with that girl

  30. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I’ll huff’n’puff and I’ll blow his ass down

  31. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm same height as him, no way he is above 75kg

  32. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'd ask him if he's dtf with me instead

  33. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >you're in de cluyb
    I leave because those places suck.

  34. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Propose 3some. Asian men basically read as women from behind especially with that weird girl hairstyle

  35. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    i have never been to a club in my life. im uniroically too scared.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >terrible music
      >cant hear shit
      >15 dollar drinks
      >lines for bathroom because morons doing coke
      >10% chance of getting in a fight that you dont even know what its about due to previous things
      >homosexual bouncers
      >cover charge
      you aren’t missing a lot. maybe some tna and possible mediocre drunk sex

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Me in the bathroom doing coke with the girl I am pulling

  36. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >85 kilos and is 184 cm tall
    I am 88 and 185. That homosexual sure is not.

  37. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Honestly, I would laugh if this ever happened to me. Maybe I'd apologise and give him a little kiss though.

  38. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    he is 65-68kg with that bf and "size"

  39. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    > he weighs 85 kilos and is 184 cm tall
    Doubt.

  40. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Throw up on his legs, attempt to bite his nipple, then blackout and wake up under some bush.

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